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It's the end of an era.
>Brexit no-deal would be 'CATASTROPHE' for UK firms - CBI boss fires warning to Theresa May
express.co.uk
>Celebrity Big Brother’s Ben Jardine, Natalie Nunn and Jermaine Pennant return to torment the housemates as part of a new task
thesun.co.uk
>Beautician who travelled to Turkey for a bum lift claims it has ‘ruined’ her
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> Sweden goes to the polls with far-right group with neo-Nazi roots tipped to become largest party
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>Chuka Umunna accuses Corbyn of driving centrists from Labour
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>Critics of Boris Johnson's “suicide vest” comments
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>Give public a vote on Brexit deal, Britain's trade unions.
independent.co.uk
>Boris Johnson compares Deal to 'suicide vest'
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>Police renew appeal after drive-by murder in Airdrie
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>Home ownership 'out of reach' warning in Wales
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>Brexit: Boris Johnson' 'foolish'
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>Payout for ex-scout leader after niqab Darth Vader row
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Tony Blair. Worst thing to happen to the country since 1939?
The Blair Years were so utterly depressing to look back on.
When I think of them I just see grey streets lined with bookies and kebab shops, and council tower blocks in the background
easily, he was really what sent us into terminal decline
>things can only get better
the phrase itself seems so ironic to be now.
Why dont we have a young energetic party like AFS here in the UK? UKIP and For Britain are such let downs and BNP is kaput
Blair was a hero. A gift to the British Isles. The Peoples Prime Minister.
1. Longest period of sustained low inflation since the 60s.
2. Low mortgage rates.
3. Introduced the National Minimum Wage and raised it to £5.52.
4. Over 14,000 more police in England and Wales.
5. Cut overall crime by 32 per cent.
6. Record levels of literacy and numeracy in schools.
7. Young people achieving some of the best ever results at 14, 16, and 18.
8. Funding for every pupil in England has doubled.
9. Employment is at its highest level ever.
10. Written off up to 100 per cent of debt owed by poorest countries.
11. 85,000 more nurses.
12. 32,000 more doctors.
13. Brought back matrons to hospital wards.
14. Devolved power to the Scottish Parliament.
15. Devolved power to the Welsh Assembly.
16. Dads now get paternity leave of 2 weeks for the first time.
17. NHS Direct offering free convenient patient advice.
18. Gift aid was worth £828 million to charities last year.
19. Restored city-wide government to London.
20. Record number of students in higher education.
21. Child benefit up 26 per cent since 1997.
22. Delivered 2,200 Sure Start Children’s Centres.
23. Introduced the Equality and Human Rights Commission.
24. £200 winter fuel payment to pensioners & up to £300 for over-80s.
25. On course to exceed our Kyoto target for reducing greenhouse gas emissions.
26. Restored devolved government to Northern Ireland.
27. Over 36,000 more teachers in England and 274,000 more support staff and teaching assistants.
28. All full time workers now have a right to 24 days paid holiday.
29. A million pensioners lifted out of poverty.
30. 600,000 children lifted out of relative poverty.
31. Introduced child tax credit giving more money to parents.
32. Scrapped Section 28 and introduced Civil Partnerships.
33. Brought over 1 million social homes up to standard.
34. Inpatient waiting lists down by over half a million since 1997.
35. Banned fox hunting.
36. Cleanest rivers, beaches, drinking water and air since before the industrial revolution.
37. Free TV licences for over-75s.
38. Banned fur farming and the testing of cosmetics on animals.
39. Free breast cancer screening for all women aged between 50-70.
40. Free off peak local bus travel for over-60s.
41. New Deal – helped over 1.8 million people into work.
42. Over 3 million child trust funds have been started.
43. Free eye test for over 60s.
44. More than doubled the number of apprenticeships.
45. Free entry to national museums and galleries.
46. Overseas aid budget more than doubled.
47. Heart disease deaths down by 150,000 and cancer deaths down by 50,000.
48. Cut long-term youth unemployment by 75 per cent.
49. Free nursery places for every three and four-year-olds.
50. Free fruit for most four to six-year-olds at school.
We would but it would be banned
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Monkey Dust is the best display of 1997-2007
Tony Blair's asylum and immigration minister was Jewish, Barbara Roche. She turned London black very very fast.
She said "I just feel so safe now that London is so multicultural". Safe from all those whites going around constantly murdering jews in England.
>50 points answered in two
Migration.
Budget deficit.
Lads is it true that people don't tip receptionists in bongland?
I'm coming to Luton for my holidays next week and I was just done talking to a friend who said that british people take it as a sign of impoliteness when you try to tip receptionists and cashiers, is this true?
That was an excellent show. That and mongrels were the only good thing out of bbc3
Arrival.
That’s pretty strange, we only tip waitresses, food delivery guys, and cab drivers
It’s kind of funny how the right in this country is led and fuelled by boomers
Add the sauces.
Add the garnishes.
>humans can catch it through direct with animals, such as handling monkeys, or eating inadequately cooked meat
.....and having sex with monkeys.
The great war criminal and lie monger, Tony Blair is a very obvious Illuminati shill. The only question is he a Manchurian premier, one of them, or a mixture? It is easy to see this in his actions and words. He pushes Elite Globalist agendas. Nuclear power, Fluoridation, ID cards, medical records open to all NHS employees (ie everyone), DNA database for all, satellite surveillance for all cars, immigration overload , 24 hour drinking and Supercasinos everywhere, tied Police up with well over 50% of their time now taken up with paperwork, trashed education, foot and mouth fiasco, and spouts Medical Mafia propaganda word for word and Wars he has the blood of more than 1 million Iraqis on his hands not to mention Depleted Uranium, Afghanistan (that freed up the main Elite drug source again), Bosnia, and turning a blind eye to numerous genocides around the world, like Rwanda. Also the greatest white collar bandit of all time, stealth tax record now well over 50% tax rate latest wheeze is more tax using global warming as excuse.
Done.
Corbyn will win the next election. Will his cabinet be worse on immigration than New Labour do you think?
you just ate a 10 year old British girl.
congrats! hope it tasted good!
the captcha is probs rigged to be shit so people buy the Jow Forums pass
he spams then in here every night.
It violates the rules.
The only people you tip are taxi drivers, waiters and waitresses and bar-staff.
And you don't need to go mental. For bar-staff, you only need to do it once (usually) and only a couple of quid. In a restaurant, whatever you feel is apt.
Standard tip outside of a restaurant setting is usually a couple of quid.
fuck knows. we need a new party though.
>Luton
>holiday
...........mate.......
GOOD, YOU KNOW EVERYDAY I HOPE THAT HARD BREXIT HAPPENS! I VOTED FOR IT. I WANT THIS COUNTRY TO CRASH AND BURN SO BADLY! BECAUSE ITS NEEDED TO MAKE WHITE MEN STRONG AGAIN, GOOD TIMES FOR TOO LONG HAVE MADE US SOFT! A CLEAN SLATE. AND FROM THE ASHES A NEW HOPE..
This Queen is built for white cock
>supporting arabs
>eating sacrificed and raped british children
yeah time to kys. what a disgrace.
Kek
>pakis
>Arabs
You’re an idiot
>find anons
>rent a fucking house
>get work
>pay rent
>anyone asks who you are
>we wuz good boy americans/brits/germans/martians going to church getting them programs
>keep making money
>save money
>get more anons in
>reach out to average family and do normal shit like talk about bullshit stuff while helping clean up the community
>continue under radar until normalised
Tell me how this wouldn't work.
There's no spam in a munchy box.
Britain longer exists in the noosphere. Outside your house hyperplagues kill hundreds of thousands, only the brown underclass walk the streets and they rob and kill on sight. Tens of rockets launch every day as more people leave Earth. The only place where you can continue is the virtual world. It's where you live and work, you only leave it to sleep and eat.
>food delivery guys
>"Hello Filthy Kuffar Bastard, here's your minced schoolgirl kebab with semen sauce, that'll be £20."
>"FANK YEW HASSAN MOI SAHHHN, YOWR A FOOKIN' LEGEND MATE. HERE'S FERTY QUID"
>cab drivers
>*takes the longest possible route to run the meter up*
>*destination was only 1 mile away*
>"Right then, you filthy kuffar bastard. That'll be £70.
>"FANK YEW AHMED MOI SAHHHN, YOWR A FOOKIN' LEGEND MATE. HERE'S A HUNDRED QUID."
This was bollocks the last 2000 times you posted it.
Naz Shah is not an owl/bull-worshipper trained by RANDcorp to salami slice 100+ IQ white demographics away to create a non-sentient consumerist hellscape where the zoo-belonging populace can't read between the lines and notice suspicious timecodes on CCTV photos when Them Lot want a million young men to snore their lungblood in a war
If they get in the anti-white shit will be so blatant it will have the opposite effect and corbyn isn't even paying attention to race he's just a trotskyist robot so it will be fucking funny and be good accelerationism, imagine diane abbott as home secretary and the vacuum for wokeness created, I guarantee MI5 jewnonce blackmail mechanisms will be exposed because of the instability
that is fucking dirty mongrel sand nigger food.
kys you fucking cuck brit. you're a disgrace.
>Tell me how this wouldn't work.
>living with anons
There was a guy on Jow Forums earlier who carved out a 'farthole' in his mattress because he thought farting into the covers was disgusting.
Why would you want to shack up with the fucking incel weirdos from here?
'ope ya like it fookin saucy ya bastid
nice bit of cheese on yer chips. been savin' it speshul for you ya gora pig.
At your school, did you hear the urban myth that AIDS started when a nigger had sex with a monkey?
hullo guys, here's a question for you.
Would you allow someone with dual US/UK citizenship to immigrate to the UK? I've never even been there in my life but I would prefer living there to the hellhole that is Southern California. I would prefer to live someplace far away from a busy city. I got my UK passport through my dad who is from there.
>yes Kuffar! Eat our munchy boxes!
>hmmm freshly made from a dead white girl!
>urban myth
Everyone knows its the truth.
No that's a serious hypothesis
Arabic is the official religious language of Pakistan and 98% of the country is Muslim. Pakistanis are just arabic and indian mutts you fucking mongrel sand nigger supporting cuck.
WA-HEYY!! AHMED MY SON YA LEDGE. ABSOLUTE LEDGE HE GAVE ME THE FOOKIN CRISPEH BITS I LIKE.
MEAT SMELLS ABIT LIKE PANTENE VERY BERRY CONDISHUNA MY SAHN BUT IT GOES DOWN A BLOODEH TREAT
LUUUVVUUHLEEHYY
I’ve done a number on you
test
Why do leafs behave like this?
test
>2018
>getting curry sauce on your kebab as well
I have ascended.
Dest
stoned
Hello?
Is this the burger?
you're doing a number on yourself eating that food and accepting your living standards.
what the fuck happened to Britain? you're all a bunch of whiney onions boy civnats. disgusting.
Omar's Nosh Box > Ahmed's Munchy Box
Looks like some paki take a liquid shit all over your chips
revolting.
>supporting invaders
kys my man.
COME ON THEN
COME ON THEN
COME ON THEN
COME ON THEN
COME ON THEN
Hello this is dog.
Who Vote Leave here?
>by which I mean you delivered a leaflet or made a phonecall or spoke to someone, somewhere, on a street or SOMETHING to campaign to Leave the EU?
>every word you say or type is archived
>anyone can browse the collective conversations of anybody else
>nobody is sure if you are alive or dead, it doesn't matter
>they can still talk to you through reconstructed AI based on your messages
>more people start talking to "you" about British Virtual Nationalism
>a transhuman jew is alerted and censors your existence
Ok...
I tried to but it never happened.
For the record I’ve have never eaten a munchy box in my life
this
lmao how have i only just seen this ahaHAHAHA
>ONAIN2PU
good goy.
now go convince your fellow bong to stop at once.
There are literally British teenagers in the meat.
Ireland Jow Forums
>"Brits out, Africans in!!"
there is a pepe version of that image lad
FOOKIN NOBED
me neither, buying munchyboxes is quite literally funding domestic terrorism and islam
>CBI boss fires warning
>CBI
backed remain, not a story.
>Celebrity Big Brother
Who cares
>for a bum lift
Who cares
>tipped to become largest party
Interesting
>Chuka...driving centrists
They made their bed. Let's all laugh as the hard left destroy them.
>Critics
They are just that, so what they say is expected.
>Britain's trade unions
backed remain, not a story, won't happen
This.
What a full set kebab meal?
>tried
What do you mean tried?
I registered with them and they never got back to me
You could also fuck him for twenny quid in the public loos.
He got done for cross dressing as "Miranda" his alter ego who played guitar badly and gave head for cheap.
The absolute state of Sweden
Delete this image and remove it from your hard drive.
>666
>he thinks eating sacrificed children is funny
can you be any more traitorous and pathetic?