I feel suicidal

I feel suicidal...

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kys

Then kill yourself and be done with it you fucking bitch ass faggot.

have you tried turning yourself off and on again?

Live steam it you faggot

Go on nofap. Guarantee your regularly watching porn and chronically wanking. Stop and you will feel better, otherwise quit complaining because you are doing it to yourself.

Ooooh lala the ol' power cycle. Always worth a try before you call tech support.

That's just the MKUltra talking to you, ignore it and drink some caffeine

MOVE, physically
stand up right now and go outside
for a walk
RIGHT NOW

do a backflip

I'm a failure...I don't want to do it anymore...

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you do not want this on your record come judgement day

i feel the same, recently standing right on the precipice of falling "over the edge"
i dont know if either of can/will make it
but i know the most immediate simple and doable solution when the horrible dark weight of it all sets in is to
_MOVE_ (and outdoors, not indoors)

What are you posting here for? Go kill yourself, listen to your body.

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Go to the gym bro
At will suck at first but eventually you will start to enjoy it.
You feel like youre accomplishing something which is probably what you need

In just ten years you'll feel different user, hang on, try to change your life. Learn to cook just 1 meal or something, baby steps

further:
my favorite, by far relaxing pastime is to walk amidst nice neighborhoods at NIGHT
supremely peaceful and escaping (escapism)
very very therapeutic

I used to love doing that while listening to good music...I've run out of good music to listen to...

I know more is out there...but it's hard to find...

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Start reading the bible. Go to church.

go eat some raw veal liver.
or kys, either works.

You live in Canada, what do you expect?

Put on a Jesus is God t-shirt and walk through a friendly Canadian immigrant neighborhood with a porn dvd and an open bottle of whiskey in your hands, your life will be over before you know it.

i never listen to music when not on my computer

THIS TOO, and especially

I'm very likely to get robbed/killed if I do that on a sunday night.

you mean in neighborhoods between you AND the nice ones?

I can second this. I'm depressed most of the time, but after a workout I always feel great. It's not the solution to every problem, but atleast it helps

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Also running, sometimes going to the gym is a trek in itself whereas running, particularly later at night is just slip on shoes, phone and earphones, and go. You also have quick gains which boost your confidence imo. In the space of a month, I went from couch potato to 3K nonstop and just starting running without it being an effort to start a while later.

well then you need a gun and long blade concealed-sheathed for very very easy access
and practice drawing both

>i never listen to music when not on my computer
That's why they called it a "walk man"--you're supposed to listen to it while you walk.

Walking/cycling with music is amazing.

For train rides I like books or audiobooks.

Something I don't get to enjoy anymore...

I mean what I mean. There's no "nice ones" at this hour. You can get fucked anywhere. Late at night on a sunday is a no-no. Unless you actually live in a condo, which I do, but taking a walk at the same place I already exist daily is just as depressing to me.

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>I mean what I mean.

it was ambiguous

> There's no "nice ones" at this hour.

in your entire city?

Start going to some concerts, might find something you like. Might even meet a woman and fall in love. Just don't kys.

i dont want noise polluting my thoughts and hearing whatever sounds of nature i might

>Walking/cycling with music is amazing.
>For train rides I like books or audiobooks.
>Something I don't get to enjoy anymore...

silence is a virtue, both engaging in it and experiencing it

just TRY silence at night, walking somewhere nice
you will be hooked

sure, enter a knife/gunfight with fists
be serious
being able to defends yourself is not in at of itself anything at all "fedora"

Let me put it this way. You can safely outside and get to your destination. However, there's a small chance that you'll encounter something bad on the way. Like someone lurking in the shadows, awaiting for you. Any other day of the week and it would be mostly fine. The danger is almost doubled on a sunday, most people don't go out on sundays, so you would likely be on your own should something happen.

You're probably to lazy to do it anyway
just make up a story about how you helped someone in need or something
you might be able to do lecture to teen about why they shouldn't kill themselves
the approval of many people should make you feel better