DECLARATION: Sweden is officially a "banana republic"

>"The Danish politician and OSCE election monitor Michael Aastrup Jensen says that in all his years as an election monitor, he has never seen an election as undemocratic as the Swedish one, which he says is far below the Swedish standard. Jensen is foreign policy spokesperson for the liberal government party Venstre in Denmark, and has acted election monitor in Russia and other Eastern European countries." aftonbladet.se/nyheter/a/karvyB/det-svenska-valsystemet-chockerar-dansk-politiker

This election proved something we norwegians have known for a long time; Sweden is a banana republic! The picture shows swedish emigrants in Norway practicing what they do best, peel bananas, for a factory making "Banos", a moshed banana product we eat for breakfast here in Norway. They really do LOVE bananas (it is rumored the yellow in the flag comes from King Gustavs fondness of bananas), they are undemocratic et cetera! I say, time to call a spade for a spade and a banana for a...banana!

Let's have a contest to celebrate the occasion; the one who makes the best photoshop of the swedish flag with a banana inspired theme wins!

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"Sweden Democrats tried to ban bananas a while back to avoid the eventual backlash."

thelocal.se/20160620/is-swedish-nationalists-foreign-food-ban-bananas

haha fy faen
er det mulig

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When will the Swedish government be overthrown?

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fuck you danmark

it's "obscure Soviet satellite state"-tier

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Ye they cheated but even without cheating, it just wasn't enough. The social democrats mobilized shitskins in record numbers and once again the Swedish woman whore voted against our interests.

She's a monster.

As always it's up to us to show you how stupid you're behaving.
Maybe this time you'll actually listen.
Thread entertainment:
youtube.com/watch?v=arjJmqDrUUI

had a dream about the king of swed'n
gave her things that she was needin

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heidi heidi heidi hi....oh fuck it no one is going to get it

I love you too.

There's nothing wrong with that

wow sweden even in our country we got better elections this year.

Everybody has known it for decades, that's why people have been demanding observers every god damn election, for at least 30 years, but it took until this year to actually get observers to finally confirm what everybody has been saying. The question is whether or not people will continue insisting that Swedes are "voting for it" or not.

It's basically the same bullshit that went on with the Soviet Union, except they use foreigners to attack dissenters instead of police, and use media funded by press support instead of a KGB. Media finds out you've been indulging in crimethink, they publish your address on a national level, then by pure coincidence your home gets hit by a grenade attack.

Now is the time to invest in a firearm and stockpile ammunition for the inevitable.

A quick draft, opinions?

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nation.co.ke/news/world/133-politicians-murdered-ahead-of-Mexico-elections/1068-4637358-2i929oz/index.html

>be Mexican
>go to the polls
>half of the people on the ballot are already dead

Is it true that you guys have to pick up openly the colored-by-party voting ticket in the front of the other voters? If so, taking the SD ticket probably took nerve considering the demonization of the party by your media...

Its sad. Sweds are to arrogant to care. Sweds will look at this as a dane insulting sweden.

The word is "demokratur".

poor min.

Yes, then they read up your name and personal number loudly out. It is also allowed to film inside there. Expo is all over it.

>Now is the time to invest in a firearm and stockpile ammunition for the inevitable.

I got 2 tb worth of information stored. Everything from us army manuals to living off the land 101.
>goverment wont let me own guns because i went crasy one time

>haha let's all laugh at sweden xDDD
yeah you're sooooo based

PST-user? Hvordan gal da?

What I am really wondering is who the hell is keeping Sweden afloat? They are bleeding money like stuck pigs but they still manage to present themselves as a top tier, wealthy European nation.

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The only people I see throwing a fit over this are the journalists, and those are pretty fucking far from being ethnic Swedes. The fact that Jonatan Spangs stuff went viral here to the point where the government actually fucking censored it in Sweden, as well as the satirical cartoon "Så att det blir rätt" should say it all.

tick tick tick

this /thread swedes are disgusting people i keep telling it on Jow Forums yet nobody believes me swedes are not some nice friendly aryans they are sinister egotistical shitheaps let them get raped and eaten by the shitskins and ball all swedish flags

Ikke PST user fra nattskiftet hvis det er han du tenker på. Har blitt kalt pst user på Jow Forums for men.

I presume the rising housing prices and projected tax income from immigrants is.

Large amounts of segregation. Immigrants live in their city rat nests, and Swedes largely live in the countryside, or in some cases, nicer areas of a city.

I'm all for it. The only weapon we have left is to make it unbearable to be a Swede internationally.
If the left takes the government, we must every single day mock it, call it illegitimate, FUD, accuse them guilty of every single issue and so on.

Every single day this must be done so Swedes can travel nowhere without being laughed at and
be considered second rate people. It's tough but reputation is the only thing Swedes care about these days, all about face.

Sweden must be treated like big walking Trudeau of a country.

Var det deg som postet den video på youtube med utoya spillet?

Nigga you better print that out. No good once they cut the power.

Oh we know. The media is very good at detailing how harsh the rhetorich of sweds was when we decided to elect something right of lenin.

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Spread the banana republic meme then.

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nei, han pst user er jeg ikke. Har ikke hort noe mer fra han siden våpnene ble konfiskert.
I also have a diesel aggregat and a sailboat with with a huge watertank\fuel tank. All stuff i could buy without being labeld a prepper.

Ikke post hva du har på nettet.

Nice! I like the Somalia blue..

> projected tax income from immigrants

literally what, not a single dime will come from them

They pay people to peel bananas? You can get a machine that does the work of 20 or more people for less than $10,000.
youtube.com/watch?v=QtkXJz-WxCc

youtube.com/watch?v=QPU6ZxBGbBE

It was cheaper to hire Swedes to do the job

Er nok ikke en kjempe god ide nei. Men informasjonen er lovelig\gråsone og seilbåten ganske normalt.

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It is well known among Swedes that we are not a democracy. I fucking hope OSSE disqualifies this election ad a fraud cause you can't even begin to list all the cheating. The election was stolen from the people

>I like the Somalia blue..
kek

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lmao

>They really do LOVE bananas (it is rumored the yellow in the flag comes from King Gustavs fondness of bananas), they are undemocratic et cetera! I say, time to call a spade for a spade and a banana for a...banana!
The yellow is from the "People's Kings." Yes our future looks dark, but don't shit on our glorious history

This flag is good, but the banana needs to be animated maybe? We also need a good name for the republic.

only faggots and women eat pizza with bananas or pineapple

And then finally automation gets cheap enough so it's BYE BYE to monkey Swedes and then there will be NOTHING.

lmao what a shithole

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Fuck off, us nationalists in Sweden have it hard enough. You fuckers would break down and cry if you faced half the difficulties we do. Use that aggression against our enslavers instead

Are Swedes your Mexicans?

Ballooned housing market, historically low interest rates from the central bank.
Doped up market. Probably a tonne of hidden debt.

Keep this in mind though:
In a relatively strong global market, where all our neighbours are experiencing growth, Sweden is STRUGGLING to make ends meet. We are BARELY keeping this up and this is in a good economy.

Now imagine what will happen the next financial crash.

Basically, yes. We usually travel over the border and shop cheap food and go on vacation there.

Missing the point. Read Why defend this shitty state? Our people are SICK dude, and we need medicine.

>bananas on pizza
GROSS
DELET THIS

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creative

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>Now imagine what will happen the next financial crash.
A sale on Banos in Norway!

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Where did AfS come in on support levels? Will they at least get real ballots next time?

Defending the people and not the state. And what do you think will happen according to your plan? It will just make the country close in on itself and derail further. Plus not gonna take shit from some weak foreigners just cause 80% of my countrymen are pozzed. The pozzed once will not care anyway, they will take it as a compliment.Fuck that. Just us patriots suffering as usual

>Don't call out the government for being a dictatorship on the international stage

Are you retarded, or jewish?

That's even worse than pineapple on pizza.

Not really declarated yet, but it seems like it was a failure. I think they got +1% so at least they will get ballots for free.

Guess I expected too much from this country.

Somebody said they are somehow counting them on a different day. I don't know if that's true but based on what I've seen so far I guess it's plausible.

Read my first post in this thread. I agreed until he began talking shit about our national colors

Hold the fuck on.
Sweden doesn't have one massive ballot with every participating candidate on it, sorted per party?
What a fucking charade. Ridiculous.

How vocal are other Scandinavian countries towards the Swedish election outcome and what are their general inclinations?

The flag of today doesn't even have the original colors though.

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YOUR national colors? What are you saying?? They are everyones.

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Wait what the actual fuck?
You guys don't get a plain piece of paper like pic related, a pen and a private booth to tick one?
You take a piece of paper *with the colours of the party you want*?
How has this gone unnoticed before now?

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Atleast we are dominating the issues.

They are scared to death by the wave of anti immigration sentiment. Just think about where we where just 5 years ago.

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This. Illegitimate flag colors these days.

He gave her a home built of gold and ateel, a diamond car with platinum wheels.
Pity they didn't Diana her.

wait wut???

We have a booth, but since we have to pick the ballot out in the open it hardly matters.

Apparantly it is.. *cough* too expensive to change the system.

Fuck that whore. And fuck everyone who didn't vote right. But being Swedish is a good thing. We just need to get rid of the other 80% traitors. Purge the nation

jesus christ, there’s a reason why parties are all listed on a ballot and citizens are provided a booth to record their vote in, ffs, this explains everything.

Well yeah old blue was better,but he talked shit about the yellow

I guess Sweden's past reputation leads people to believe that they couldn't possibly fuck up something so basic. The Swedish ballot system falls somewhere between a banana republic and the Soviet Union.

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>Sweden must be treated like big walking Trudeau of a country.

That gave me a chuckle but seriously this is getting out of control. How can so many countries be so cucked at the same time in the same way to the same degree only with varying timetables.

Who could be behind this?

Denmark has been critical for a long time. Norwegians mostly just hate us because of WWII and the annexation, but please don't mention their own Quisling and that they were the ones to declare war on us.
Finland hates us for not helping enough during the winter war and continuation war, even though the volunteers were about a third of our forces at the time. Also they confiscated food transports intended for starving people for themselves, so that should tell you how much of a fuck they ever gave about us.

Ironically the only countries that seem to actually care about the Swedish people rather than wish death on them are the Danes and Russians. Maybe because the Russians underwent a similar thing in their own history, I don't know. Not actually sure about any of this, it's just the impression I get based on posts here and their media reporting.

Stand up for democracy and help Sweden to sort this shit out.

Yes we're not a democracy. Is this news ro ya?

We have talked about "swedish conditions" for over 50 years. This is a politician critizising their 600k immigrants and feared they would form ghettos back in 1977.

youtube.com/watch?v=IgVFP5eErVI

>Who could be behind this?
Surely it isn't a cohencidence.

Yes it is user. I never even thought abt the voting system until I was made aware of this. I thought it was a given that all the candidates were listed on one ballot and voters were allowed to record their vote in private, fuck me, really makes you think.

It's not just colour
It usually has the parties logo and name written in big letters on the front

>How has this gone unnoticed before now?
It hasn't. Jow Forums has known this for years.

I remember a few years back (actually probably the last Swedish election) an user suggested people take each parties ballot into the booth if they're concerned about societal pressure (though I suppose that would be just as treacherous as taking an AfS ballot). Is that possible?

I had no idea this was mounting for so long. I assumed Swedish guilt was a recent development.

idk user

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I...I sort of assumed that something so basic would be universal.
You have one ballot paper with all the candidates precisely to stop voter intimidation like this.
>it's not a meme or Jow Forums shitposting
>it's actually real
Fuck me.

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Swedes are fucking useless, hate to say it brother, but from this day on i dont even consider u guys as part of the Scandinavian family anymore, ur just nogs and weak minded trash who are too scared to speak up. Fuck you, lost the little respect i didnt even know i had for Sweden after this election.

It's not the colours of the party though. There are pieces of paper for three different elections: Kommun - commune/municipality(?), Landsting - county council. Each election has different colours.
We do three elections simultaneously.
However, we still pick our ballots in the open. So it sucks anyhow.

Does anyone know where the term banana republic originated from?