PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - TOFU, SILICON AND DYED HAIR EDITION /ptg/

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
promiseskept.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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PREV APPEARANCES/LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com/
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS pastebin.com/yArfUKdC

NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump riding around DC 9/8/18
youtu.be/JH9A-7zUZCU
>AgriSec Perdue on CSPAN 9/7/18
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>Pres Trump arrives @JBAndrews 9/7/18
youtu.be/U2agjDdbAyg
>Pres Trump @GOP Fundraiser in Sioux Falls SD 9/7/18
youtu.be/hfihY8ys6Ns
>Pres Trump speaks aboard AF1 9/7/18
youtu.be/yCqMAP6FrNA
>Pres Trump @GOP Fundraiser in Fargo ND 9/7/18
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>Pres Trump on F&F 9/7/18
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>Pres Trump arrives in Fargo ND 9/7/18
youtu.be/MA5nGA8neSY
>VP Pence @Nellis AFB in NV 9/7/18
youtu.be/ePDJbXHpUN8
>Giuliani on Hannity 9/7/18
youtu.be/edKR_KwzOIw
>WHTradeDir Navarro on FBN 9/7/18
youtu.be/wFfghPVqRGI
>NEC Kudlow on CNBC 9/7/18
youtu.be/fAIjw3cYltM
>NEC Kudlow on FBN 9/7/18
youtu.be/gAYBm8eB2as
>NEC Kudlow outside WH 9/7/18
youtu.be/mPj8BNAKm64
>FDAComm Gottlieb on CNBC 9/7/18
youtu.be/Y9ZPlcKDXgo
>FBIDir Wray @9/11 Fed 1st Responders Forum 9/7/18
c-span.org/video/?451202-1/
>USArmyCorps MajGen Spellmon @House on Water Resources 9/7/18
c-span.org/video/?451189-1/
>Judge Kavanaugh Confirmation Hearing Day 4 9/7/18
c-span.org/video/?449707-1/
c-span.org/video/?449707-3/
>This Week @State 9/7/18
youtu.be/j2PD47Q3xXQ
>Pres Trump MAGA Rally in Billings MT 9/6/18
youtu.be/Gc7Y0djlWNI

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wtf i am a cruz missile now

AWOOVEMENT!

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I don't particularly like /ptg/ today.

more like he will bring more beaners

What kinda degenerate shit is going on here

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He's not wrong

sorry guys but everyone knows its the "Obama economy"

drumpftards just don't understand economics

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It was a comfy weekend.

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Instead of Keep America Great, Trump should run on Make Anime Real in 2020.

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Obama saying the economy being fixed now because of him is like him being unable to open a jar for 8 years and then Trump opens it wider than ever before in only 2 years and Obama's like "well I loosened it for you so you're welcome."

>no one understands the value of posts 270-300
>I do
>Imagine a long straight away in the middle of the night with nobody on it
>you can drive as fast as you want
>it's the golden window to post things with zero repercussions
>got a meme you barely post? or a funny image you want to share with everyone? Post it then
>You have the pool all to yourself

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this guy is groovin' just like the "Obama economy"

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reminder that trump wants you to get enough sleep.

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tl:dr

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Actually it was more like Obama was twisting it the wrong way

fuck sleep

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exactly

Why are Latinos so festive compared to white people?
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I don't smoke enough weed to understand obama's economy

Now this is comedy

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It rained all weekend, max comfy

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why so cranky?

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CRUZIN FOR A BRUZIN

you need to be over 6' tall to understand the "Obama Economy"

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having your career ruined for offending people only is for people right of center

Maybe anons should focus on making themselves real, first.

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>insufferable faggot

oh no, the muslim population will be maybe 10% in 2050, whatever shall i do, i will have to tolerate 1 dude in 10 being not white

kinda seems like the point is going over your head a bit - suggesting that someone leaves family, friends and income in order to go somewhere with none of that based on the assumption that the labour market "over there" is going to be accommodating is kind of fanciful. There's plenty of people with the experience of applying to 600 shit jobs a week and facing constant rejection. With double our unemployment, I would figure an argentine keklord would figure that out

>july 29
give it up, cernovich

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the only thing not real is Australia lol like how can anything be trusted from a place with mammels that lay eggs lol and drop bears and shieet lol

I’m not even in favor of firing people for offensive things generally. In this case I am just because it is so creepy .If anyone of my employees ever did this I would fire him without question

what the fuck did you do?

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by the end of the Trump presidency nobody will even know who that is

Haven't been on all day, how did the Sweden election go? Are they making progress of reversing their damage or are they still same old same old?

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Should have a pic of Chuck Schumer and his wife (male) for Amy Schumer's family

Sounds fucking awesome sign me up

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who? what's a trump?

Tofu pork ain't a thing

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Anons are already real, you commies (goodmorning)

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You live in the shitty north anyway. Come work in steel, oil, and gas in Appalachia like a Celt traveler in the 19th century

i'll be sure to distribute this on facebook for ants and twitter for ants

>tfw you get a tax cut because of the "OBAMA ECONOMY"

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wonder why there's no swedes here and it's just americancer bitching about how they're not being proto-fash

dat fuckin ass... mmmmmmmmm

>socialist doesn't understand initiative and responsibility
you living meme, you.

It's almost as if nature doesn't let bad ideas propagate

you know, that guy that everybody talks about non stop 24/7 on nearly every channel?

He is just fucking with us

Rule #3 as a public leader: do not eat or drink in public

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aside from the some of the pastors' blindness to jewish communist tricks this is surprisingly good.

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Cruz is such a faggot

you're right user.

nn everyone

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AWOO!

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They're hyping up a mediocre performance for what could have been 22%+

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People who hate on the Blue Man Group are just jealous of their creativity and success debate me

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rural retards btfo!

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yeah but capitalism allows personal freedom tho right lmao

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Good idea

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Sarah Silverman does admittedly have some noice titties. Too bad she's so insufferable unfunny and shrill.

'real' as in self-actualized, accomplished, and happy, dummy.

I'm going to rape all the NPCs in this thread, I'm backtracing you as we speak NPCs and will find you and rape you.

Eating pork chops at the Iowa state fair is a longstanding tradition for presidential primary candidates.

Is this even real though and no “city people” do not have higher IQs then both Suburbanites and Ruralites

god i wish i were that pumpkin

That's not how you spell "Butter Cow"

She is built like a refrigerator

Sarah Silverman's built like a fridge. Trust me, you don't want that

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BRO! stop denying science

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im sorry for whatever made you wish to become a pumpkin

Uh... that didn't really answer my question. How did Sweden do in its election?

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It's true, rural tards on suicide watch

Well maybe I knew that and was pretending to be dumb, feel silly now doncha

It's just a bad idea

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>Eating pork chops at the Iowa state fair is a longstanding tradition for presidential primary candidates.
they are pretty tasty too senpai

Khazar milkers come at the price of your soul

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did you see Zina troll them with her yawn?

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>Being this new

Is that pic on the left even in the fucking US? Lmao suburbs have higher HDIs

Look at all these off topic posts... wish the mods would just BAN you all !!!

go back to if you enjoy your inane conversation

THIS THREAD IS NOT YOUR PARTY PHONE!

oh, i dunno. or care, desu. if the communists didn't increase their vote share to something cool then it doesn't matter to me.

>pasta/kikeleaf is really working hard to earn the title of A FUCKING LEAF

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ahhhh fuuggg madam president is confirmed!

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>185179299
Go be a fucking leaf somewhere else.

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pull up those election results again. cities are mostly 50/50

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It wasn't a yawn that gif is slowed down on normal speed it looks like she was mouthing OK while giving the Ok sign.

sorry bro the fact that you're in a drumpf thread and not posting ironically proves you're retarded

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a w o o

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no u

help user, they're so hard to resist

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reminder that trump and the cunts he surrounds himself with would think you're lame and gay for enjoying cute anime girls

And even then that's only due to the stupidly disproportionate nog vote and cheating. Flush out the voter fraud now that the consent decree is over, and watch seats flip.