Gentleman's Club

My friends are taking me to a strip club for my birthday and I've never been there before. How much money do I bring? Where do I put the money? Do I pay up front and just enjoy? Help me not embarrass myself. I don't want to seem like I've never been there before

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Don’t blow all your cash on the first whore you see

Whatever money you bring, it's not enough.
Don't even bother going.

1. Don't go
2. If you do, ask

This thread again, huh?

Sage goes in the options field, if you put it in the name field you're a namefag.

Since it's your first time you'll want to establish dominance immediately. Walk straight up to the hottest stripper there and punch her square in the face as hard as you can. This will indicate to the other women who is the alpha in charge.

However much money you bring, act like it's more than it is but talk like it's less. Hold out on the slags that approach you first. Don't throw it at the dancers on stage, wait for a private one.

Make sure to NOT wear underwear and wear sweatpants.

Don't go, strip clubs are total garbage. If you want blue balls for watching a bunch of nasty thots pretend to like you, it's your thing, if not I can think of better ways to spend money.

Don't give degenerate thots your hard earned money, you paypig cuck.

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Bring what you want, but remember those women are not there for you and do not deserve to be paid as such. If I were you, I would pay for drinks and the women could fuck off. Have fun, maybe if you've always wanted to see what something was like, from sucking tits to feeling implants, then that would be okay, but save your cash unless it's for something awesome.

Depends what you want to do, there's usually a cover charge to get into these places but not always. You gotta bring something to tip with, a bunch of ones is better than nothing.

If you want a lapdance you need more money. If you want a private dance that's more money. If you want to fuck one of them, which is really the whole point, then you need enough for a private dance and to buy a bottle of something to share. It's more to show off that you can afford it. That's usually $75 at places with girls that aren't going to give you an STD. With better girls, they are escorts and there's a fee to get them to leave with you. Others you just tip them until they suggest it. Either way that ranges between $100-$1000 depending on the place and the "Quality" of the woman. $100 is a little cheap, $1000 is usually a girl that's got some decent photos somewhere.

Cops won't get naked or let you take pictures for any amount of money.

I don't do this much, it's a waste of money to get a girl that you can be confident is clean or won't have some dude kick your ass.

smirk and stare intensely into the eyes of the first whore you see as you pee yourself to mark your territory. Show NO FEAR, you're the boss now. Total dominance over the club.

Fully nude club - yay or nay? If nay then do something else. It’s worth the drive to go to the best club. Go at a prime time like 7 pm on a Saturday or something. Avoid Times like afternoons in the early part of the week if at all possible.

If an average one is not leaving you alone then look her right in the face and say ‘sorry honey, you just don’t have it”

Someone either never went or didn't realize they are all whores you can go home with.

>: "I just don't get it; you pay your £20, they dance in front of you but you're not allowed to touch. To me that's like going to a restaurant, ordering a nice big warm dinner and they put it in front of you but you can't eat it. It's going cold!"

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baste and redpilled

It's not really about the thots. It's about having fun with your friends.

Take cocaine with you. If you want to duck a stripper you need to lure her with cocaine.

You guys are master cucks. You just gotta get a private dance and talk to the girl. If you're not a disgusting freak show and you throw some money around then you can touch them all you want, take them home and fuck them.

Do you people seriously think that no one fucks strippers?

I prefer massage parlors.

I like to sweet talk the mcdonalds cashier into giving my free nuggets, then I suck her cheesy toes

the real question is where is this gif from

lmao I had a friend who did stupid shit like that

he'd cut lines up for strippers and then hang out til close, just to fuck them out by the dumpster after she's coked out her mind

it's probably not a very good, safe, or healthy idea but the dude was always fucking hilarious

You aren't paying to see their bodies, you paying for their time. Bring a couple thousand and don't be creepy and you'll get to see a foot.

Such a waste of money. Went once by accident and decided to make the most of where we ended up. Not worth it at all.