/AHSG/ Atlantic Hurricane Season General - Heating Up

>Current Rundown:
Hurricane Florence is now a strong Category 4 hurricane that is expected to continue strengthening up to a low Category 5 within the next 24 hours. It is expected to landfall at Category 4 intensity. The absense of wind sheer and abundance of hot water all along the US east coast makes the conditions incredibly favorable for this event to occur.

North Carolina, South Carolina, Maryland, and Virginia have issued state of emergency's.

South Carolina is now issuing evacuation orders for coastal counties.

>Hurricane Florence Info:
0500 PM AST Mon Sep 10
Location: 25.4N 61.1W
Moving: WNW at 13 mph (20 km/h)
Max Sustained Winds: 140 mph (220 km/h)
Min pressure: 939 mb

>Models and Info
nhc.noaa.gov/graphics_at1.shtml?cone#contents
tropicaltidbits.com/storminfo/
trackthetropics.com/florence/
spaghettimodels.com/
ventusky.com

>Preparations and Safety:
redcross.org/get-help/how-to-prepare-for-emergencies/types-of-emergencies/hurricane.html
ready.gov/hurricanes
weather.gov/safety/hurricane

>Tons of info / pastebin:
markdownshare.com/view/8f18b7e1-d0bf-4fcd-974a-added9b53e39

>Previous thread:

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nhc.noaa.gov/graphics_at4.shtml?cone#contents
nhc.noaa.gov/graphics_at3.shtml?cone#contents
nhc.noaa.gov/gtwo.php?basin=atlc&fdays=5
reddit.com/r/TropicalWeather/comments/9ep3gz/hong_konger_here_how_will_mangkhut_be/e5r5jy0/
twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

==========Other Atlantic Storms:==========
>Hurricane Issac:
Continues to head for the Carribean. Holding steady at Cat. 1 strength.
nhc.noaa.gov/graphics_at4.shtml?cone#contents

>Hurricane Helene
Continues to strengthen, currently Cat. 2 strength, expected to reach Cat. 3 soon as it heads into the subtropical Atlantic.
nhc.noaa.gov/graphics_at3.shtml?cone#contents

>Disturbances
There is a disturbance in the south-west Carribean that has a 50% chance of developing into a system as it moves further into the Gulf of Mexico. There is also a 50 percent chance of a subtropical storm forming in the mid-to-northern atlantic in the next 5 days.
nhc.noaa.gov/gtwo.php?basin=atlc&fdays=5

lel

benis

ROLLING FOR SCHUYLKILL + DELAWARE + BRANDYWINE FLOOD

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Based and Redpilled

If you’re scared of wind then you’re a fucking puss

Greenville NC user checking in. Time to get drunk and light the grill.

wonder if that red neck navy from NO and TEX will be heading up here this week.

>Category 4
>Eyewall is about to get bigger

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>Tfw you live in charleston
>Tfw you avoid destruction and college is cancelled

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Trips decides what I order at (((Burger))) King

start rolling boys!

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Let's do this
I'm praying for more rain. Lots of it.

Hurricane Florence barrels toward US as South Carolina orders evacuation of entire coast
>BARRELS

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Eyewall replacement cycle boys

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Utility user here just biding my time

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just fries

And if you're not then you're a fucking idiot.

FLORENCE-CHAN'S GONNA GET A WHOLE LOT MORE T H I C C

A large diet soda and nothing else

last pump just closed, they're officially out of gas
t. cary nc

Cup of pubes

Floridafags report in. How you enjoying watching someone else get rekt?

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Reminder that Florence is going to be sitting over bathwater temperatures with no wind shear for days before making landfall.

Anons in impacted areas, post your nigger provisions

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Raleigh checking in, gonna get /comfy/ with the new Destiny raid this weekend if my power doesn't go out

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This is you isn’t it
reddit.com/r/TropicalWeather/comments/9ep3gz/hong_konger_here_how_will_mangkhut_be/e5r5jy0/

Enjoy your jews, Florida man.

Thiccness we may have never seen before

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I hate that I feel too dumb to understand what any of that means.

keep that link away from me

I don't get it

>tfw on Isle of Palms
>Tfw about to die but don't care

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Cookout

Publix shill’s reddit account

You one of the guys who puts the system back together after the storm takes it down?

Doesn’t matter, it all comes with a little nigger spit.

The only thing I was ever going to inherit will be destroyed. Cool. I never wanted to own a house anyway.

1 small french fry

>mfw the Hurricanes are gonna have to change their name when a shitton of fag yankees die in this

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Additional reminder that much of the Eastern US is saturated after above-average rainfall in recent weeks

any up to date orbital pictures of florence?

I genuinely like Publix, and it's been a symbol of Florida on Jow Forums for a long while.

Fort Bragg and surrounding areas have plenty of gas. The MPs just need to hold off the packs of ferals from Fayetteville

That Orange Fanta Icee is p gud

your TR is red

yeah that's why philly is gonna get rekt

real comfy here

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at least livestream your death for the rest of us.

piss cola

FISH STORM

Nogs don’t need gas to power their stolen bikes tho.

Publix is #1

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Denver here, how fucked am I?

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getting comfy before I drown

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Confirmed.

Pic fucking related

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Looks like a monitor for the high voltage switching station.

Never got to get into this, but I worked in generators for large power plants for a while.

Usually while the storm is still taking it down. Southern VA here, we’re nkt sleeping for a week lol

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Shitty bread, over the top toppings, slow as fuck

Rollan for all of NoVA getting flooded

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>Maryland declared state of emergency
>tfw my uncle is a cop in Baltimore
Is it gonna be a Katrina? Is he gonna be alright bros?

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what kind of cat is that

Central NC here, I'll be loosing a bit of sleep too.

I work in a doctor's office and talk to old people all day. Highly technical jobs make me feel like retarded scum in comparison.

>slow as fuck
I'll give you that, but the rest is just blasphemous

There are admittedly some things Winn-Dixie actually does better. I have both in my town so whatever.

SEXY
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Feels good man. That matrix meme of us was super accurate. I think Isaac is gonna fuck our shit up tho

thanks senpai

The rekoning starts Thursday

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your uncle is fucked

It's feeding to the bypass feeder, he'll only need it if he needs to bypass one of the feeders

james island here, should i flee to summerville?

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There won't be a Footlocker with full inventory in 300 miles.

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Isn’t Baltimore like 90% roody poos ? Prayers for your uncle

Stop posting Reddit links user, low tier b8

Don't. When I worked there one of my primary jobs was explaining why people that owned expensive equipment needed to do maintenance and explain the risks associated.

The only enjoyment I got is when I got to do technical work.

My teenage sons are wondering why school isn’t cancelled but my office is closed for the rest of the week. Holy fuck. I’m going to love sending them off tomorrow.

You're on such a tiny island, hell I could probably spend 10 mins knocking on doors and I'd find you.

Fuck off nigger. Keep planning your chimpout

If you're on any island you better get the fuck out tomorrow.

naw.

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I won't

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Reddit is a gay site

Make it a teaching moment and remind them that life isn't fair and to "enjoy your day suckers."

This is actually you tomorrow morning

Also Imma bet 10 good boy points that you drink monster ultra

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Wondering if my flight outta here is gonna be cancelled tomorrow morning

>156 mph

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I wish we called hurricanes better names. Hurricane SkullFucker conveys the urgency a lot better than Hurricane Miss PrissyFaggoton the Third.

Agreed. The tropical weather board is just another source for info

Duke boi. Stay safe.

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I think you might be a schizo pal

well it's not so much the storm as it is the...neighborhood. I could jog to MLK from here.

That's the plan.

I just warned them if they don’t shut up, their mom and I will make another kid for them to share their inheritance with.