2018

>2018
>Not being Jow Forums

How can you compete?
I could break you in two, with my bare hands

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>Nanomachines, son!

>nanomachines, son.

>>Nanomachines, son?

If you're pic related, why should we care. Good job for being ripped at 30. Its not like college girls are hard to get.

Getting your girlfriend to beat people up is not manly.

you could have a heart attack any Minuit

>Used to play college ball you know

Size isn't trainable, midgets remain midgets.

Barring respectable exceptions there were plenty of buff/fit guys that were confident yet matchless against me.

Alas my health improved so now i am fit too, so they no longer try...

Do you play college ball?

>N-nanomachines, son...

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senator armstrong? is that you?

What are you talking about?

damn, george costanza got big

WHY THE FUCK DOES HE LOOK JUST LIKE HIM

At some cushy Ivy League school

>Broke: Being ripped at 30 and fucking college chicks
>Woke: Being ripped at 65 and fucking high school chicks

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Don't break me with your mind powers, sir!

>current year + 3
>Technology not advanced enough for people to have nanomachines injected into their bodies
>You'll never live to see public figures power up and fight each others

COULDA GONE PRO IF I HADN'T JOINED THE NAVY

you look like 30 year old boomer

Is the face photoshopped? How tall is this man? His head is shaped for a 5' man but his body says 6'.

nanomachines, son

STANDING HERE, I REALIZE~

>I could break you in two, with my bare hands
Weight lifter douche bag with no cardio.

TRY UNIVERSITY OF TEXAS

>photoshopping your forehead
testlet and a brainlet sad

>newfag under a memeflag

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Kek

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Memes, Jack. The DNA of the soul.