>2018
>Not being Jow Forums
How can you compete?
I could break you in two, with my bare hands
>2018
>Not being Jow Forums
How can you compete?
I could break you in two, with my bare hands
>Nanomachines, son!
>nanomachines, son.
>>Nanomachines, son?
If you're pic related, why should we care. Good job for being ripped at 30. Its not like college girls are hard to get.
Getting your girlfriend to beat people up is not manly.
you could have a heart attack any Minuit
>Used to play college ball you know
Size isn't trainable, midgets remain midgets.
Barring respectable exceptions there were plenty of buff/fit guys that were confident yet matchless against me.
Alas my health improved so now i am fit too, so they no longer try...
Do you play college ball?
>N-nanomachines, son...
senator armstrong? is that you?
What are you talking about?
damn, george costanza got big
WHY THE FUCK DOES HE LOOK JUST LIKE HIM
At some cushy Ivy League school
>Broke: Being ripped at 30 and fucking college chicks
>Woke: Being ripped at 65 and fucking high school chicks
Don't break me with your mind powers, sir!
>current year + 3
>Technology not advanced enough for people to have nanomachines injected into their bodies
>You'll never live to see public figures power up and fight each others
COULDA GONE PRO IF I HADN'T JOINED THE NAVY
you look like 30 year old boomer
Is the face photoshopped? How tall is this man? His head is shaped for a 5' man but his body says 6'.
nanomachines, son
STANDING HERE, I REALIZE~
>I could break you in two, with my bare hands
Weight lifter douche bag with no cardio.
TRY UNIVERSITY OF TEXAS
>photoshopping your forehead
testlet and a brainlet sad
>newfag under a memeflag
Kek
Memes, Jack. The DNA of the soul.