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STATUS:
Location: 25.9°N 62.4°W
Moving: WNW at 13 mph
Min pressure: 944 mb
Max sustained: 140 mph

RUNDOWN:

Hurricane Florence is now a strong Category 4 hurricane that is expected to continue strengthening up to a low Category 5 within the next 24 hours. It is expected to landfall at Category 4 intensity. The absense of wind sheer and abundance of hot water all along the US east coast makes the conditions incredibly favorable for this event to occur.

North Carolina, South Carolina, Maryland, and Virginia have issued state of emergency's.

South Carolina is now issuing evacuation orders for coastal counties.

ADVISORIES:
nhc.noaa.gov
prh.noaa.gov/cphc/
HURRICANE PREPAREDNESS:
redcross.org/get-help/how-to-prepare-for-emergencies/types-of-emergencies/hurricane.html
ready.gov/hurricanes
nhc.noaa.gov/prepare/ready.php
MODELS:
>GFS:
tropicaltidbits.com/analysis/models/?model=gfs®ion=atl
>EURO:
tropicaltidbits.com/analysis/models/?model=ecmf®ion=atl
>CMC:
tropicaltidbits.com/analysis/models/?model=cmc®ion=atl
windy.com/?25.400,-61.100,6
spaghettimodels.com
ventusky.com

>TWC
youtube.com/watch?v=m3QKXKbmew8

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Other urls found in this thread:

ssd.noaa.gov/PS/TROP/trop-atl.html
nhc.noaa.gov/
ndbc.noaa.gov/
weather.com/safety/hurricane/news/2018-09-10-hurricane-florence-forecast-us-east-coast
spaghettimodels.com/
weather.cod.edu/satrad/exper/
charlotteobserver.com/news/local/article218125560.html
thestate.com/news/state/south-carolina/article218123955.html
usgs.gov/centers/water-dashboard/surface?state=SC
usgs.gov/centers/water-dashboard/surface?state=NC
navytimes.com/news/your-navy/2018/09/10/navy-warships-sail-out-of-norfolk-while-air-force-planes-fly-into-the-heart-of-the-hurricane/
wsoctv.com/traffic/nc-cams
youtu.be/BBDBW_10q-E
oceancrestpiernc.com/webcam.html
pscp.tv/w/1BRJjevmyzwGw?q=live q
youtube.com/watch?v=FFzVMn_IV9I
livebeaches.com/webcams/virginia-beach-boardwalk-31st/
youtube.com/watch?v=Vg1UrnDuRTU
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

Thanks Wax

FAGS

SC inland fag here , am I saved?

Any good sat photos?

Full night time view.

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ssd.noaa.gov/PS/TROP/trop-atl.html

Sleep tight /ahsg/.

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Any of my Piedmont Triad frens still here?

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>tfw I live in Emerald Isle

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I predict it to bullseye on the Chesapeake / OBX

thanks user, what a view

Alright bros
I'm getting a little worried
but some guys at work said this is just
a little bit of wind.
I live in Jacksonville NC on the coast.

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What are you drinking /AHSG/?

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i hope it turns and wipes Georgia off the face of the planet i hate living here so god damn much

My uncle and grandma live in Raleigh. How fucked are they?

You got overnight bread baking, Weatherwax? The other Weather OP will pick it up in the morning, since he's been doing it since last week. But we need an overnight bread baker.

threads are moving too fast, need to take it to another board

NC user checking in, mountain boi tho, good luck to our pirate descendants on the coast.

Savannah and Charleston are pretty based but also too black so, sorry SC, it's bath time. Also Myrtle is degenerate White Trash, so it can go too. Too bad about Hilton Head though.

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Holy fuck thanks

I know everything there is about Hurricanes, and I can predict the future 120 hours ahead of time. My name and trip code prove I am a Wind God and you are all plebs.

Holy shit, you are getting Storm Surged for sure
get the fuck out of there

>nhc.noaa.gov/
>ndbc.noaa.gov/
>weather.com/safety/hurricane/news/2018-09-10-hurricane-florence-forecast-us-east-coast
>spaghettimodels.com/
>weather.cod.edu/satrad/exper/
>charlotteobserver.com/news/local/article218125560.html
>thestate.com/news/state/south-carolina/article218123955.html
NC Water levels
>usgs.gov/centers/water-dashboard/surface?state=SC
SC Water levels
>usgs.gov/centers/water-dashboard/surface?state=NC
>navytimes.com/news/your-navy/2018/09/10/navy-warships-sail-out-of-norfolk-while-air-force-planes-fly-into-the-heart-of-the-hurricane/
>wsoctv.com/traffic/nc-cams

Georgiafag here. Any chance it'll go straight into Georgia?

Hazel was the last category 4 to hit NC and most of the people who dealt with it are dead now. Let that sink in for a minute.

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Why do blacks like Heineken? The local paki corner store has them in a big bin of ice for .50 a piece.

FLO is going straight up the Chesapeake

keep an eye out for Hong Kong getting smashed by 198km/h winds at the weekend while this is going on
bet they have some great webcam action there
(this image is as late as earth nullschool will go but it is headed direct for HK on Saturday)

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What are some tasty/filling foods with no power and dont want to set up a basic burner. (Trying to cheap my way out, it'll probably bite me in the ass I know)

>Hurricane
The german word for this is:
>Orkan
Yet we never had a Hurricane/Orkan here, which makes it even more entertaining to check out Americans report and prepare for it
It's like a "1/2 Schadenfreude":
>I feel bad about the Americans who have to experience this while this never happens here in Bavaria, Germany
>But i also feel excited to see the damage and all the stupid people who will ignore warnings
I'm not against Americans but this is way more exciting than most things happening currently
>pic related

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Because decades ago Heineken shipped in rectangular bottles so they could fill them with sand and use them as bricks to build houses with.

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warm mountain dew at the moment

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Tuna fish sandwiches, PB+J, crackers and PB.
Not much.....

Nogtits edition?
Hell why not.

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hurricanes can't happen anywhere else like in new orleans. it's a folly of civic development.

people are starting to evacuate

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If you aren't more than 20 feet above water in a modern structure (less than 10 years old), GTFO.

katrina was great and every dumb nigger that died in it deserved it.

All these digits saying its going up the Chesapeake, STOP MEMEing it

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Looks like you're all prepped!

Yeah I would too

i would to considering that little strip of land wont exist anymore

youtu.be/BBDBW_10q-E

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Nuts, ramen, shredded wheat, granola, jerky. I gotta go shopping tomorrow. Might just go tonight since I know I'll be awake. I intend to buy some hamburger and hot dogs and fire up the grill most nights while the power's out.

people always wait till the last second so I like that people aren't being as dumb.
I bet your right

Yet some people refuse to leave the Outer Banks

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People either wait until the last second or don't do it at all and act like its nothing. They both wind up dead.

ALRIGHTY LADS HERE'S WHAT YOU'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR

I AM PROUD TO PRESENT....

HURRICANE FLORENCE:
FROM FISH STORM NOTHINGBURGER
TO CAT 4 MONSTER STORM

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>.50 a piece
Oh bullshit, pics or it didn't happen. That'd work out to $6 for a 12 pack, or about half normal retail price.

>all these people fleeing Charleston
It’s a glorious feel, last hurricane season took a good month before all the Carpetbaggers returned

They'll just leave the world instead

Being stuck between Avon and Salvo is like being sent to hell

i fucking love hurricane season

Post webcams.

My childhood vacay spot, close to the middle of the storm

oceancrestpiernc.com/webcam.html

>eating this fucking garbage
So this is where all the jews hang out

IT WILL REACH CAT 5. IT WILL THEN MANIFEST TO CAT 6. YOU HAVE ALL BEEN WARNED

I'm hoping for a lot of destruction from this. Don't let us down Hurricane Florence-Sama!

is there really just one bridge out?

Virginia welcomes Flo. Come just right on up the Chesapeake.

WHAT A JOURNEY
GOOD WORK user

using my yearly get power for this

EAT SHIT MYRTLE BEACH

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Some are in the pastebin, but I'll add any people think of.

Then send us some Baklava and lamb asshole. We hungry.

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hoping it will slam Maryland and Virginia

Is lamb asshole good? I thought it would be tough.

I will miss their mini-golf courses. They were fun.

When the road is washed out from overwash they have a ferry from Rodanthe to Stumpy Point. That ride is like 7 hells because it takes 3 and a 1/2 hours.

Are we splitting threads or what?

I was here for Irma down in Florida. When it was approaching the track kept shifting like crazy and everyone was confused. Could it be crazy shifting south or north when it approaches?

if you live in that area and don't evacuate, you deserve whatever happens.

is this guy retarded? Is he qualified to tell who shouldn't evacuate?
>pscp.tv/w/1BRJjevmyzwGw?q=live q

youtube.com/watch?v=FFzVMn_IV9I

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It's tough when you don't cook it right. Lamb chops need to be grilled or roasted. Lamb leg needs to be braised with mint sauce.

Sometimes he has Warsteiner or craft shandies for the same price. One time he had Asahi 33.8 ozs for $1. The reason their so cheap is they're often past their best by date.

Oh, nice

I live in the mountains of PA so I'm good. If anything we will loose power a few days later because our power company sucks huge balls

livebeaches.com/webcams/virginia-beach-boardwalk-31st/

irma was a curve ball to be honest. this one wont shift a whole lot but i hope it hits GA as a cat 6 so i can be wiped off the map

NIGGER

Good job user

Much like the last 50 hurricanes Jow Forums has obsessively followed: it's going to fizzle out and cause minimal damage

This will be the least happening happening since the last 2 times Jow Forums predicted WW3

WAKE ME UP

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The Hurricane General has been doing it during the day.
ForecasterWeatherwax got first 11PM thread:
This user came in 2nd:
This user came in 3rd:
3rd place user wants to be bread baker overnight. I think.

Jesus Christ. I hope you have a generator, or a shitload of ice in your coolers. You'll need to keep your insulin chilled or it'll go bad and your biabeetus is gonna make your fucking feet drop off.

Wow

bet you didnt predict that

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Fine. I'll figure out how to livestream the weather here in DE when it hits.

me too user. I like picturing the storm out at sea. Burning and churning. Very comfy

It's super tender, just think of all the time Muhammed spends pounding it. Starts before he even slaughters the thing.

you fat fuck choad

youtube.com/watch?v=Vg1UrnDuRTU
>stay safe anons

So it's really juicy too? Any marinade recommendations?

Poseidon on deck

People think I'm an asshole, or that I'm kidding. Better Repent US, God doesn't wait around forever.