Why aren't Dolphins represented in the United Nations? They're as smart as humans

i don't think they're anywhere near as smart as humans. and i don't think we know much about their levels of empathy or philosophies on economic issues or anything.

can I get sauce?? asking for a class project

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>tfw no Cetacean gf
youtube.com/watch?v=QCNPrBzCaFY&t=71s

They only care about fish. As soon as shit pops off, they're gone.

Dolphins don't give a fuck about pointless human bullshit, they have too many fish to catch and too many wild orgies on the schedule.

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They only speak flipper

They are Christians

youtube.com/watch?v=EFuoO01baf8

an intelligence without thumbs is too abstract. they are not a builder species. without the ability to build they will never learn how to think on our level. its about more then building, its about a mind capable of conceiving cause and effect and how to shape the environment, something dolphins cant do and so never learned to think about and never will.

no thumbs, no full sentience. let me know what racoons are doing a million years from now, until then we humans are probably on our own.

because they rule the world and they get free fish

killer whales are the same spices as dolphins. now where is your god?

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get WOKE

it's tuna you want to fuck and stettle down with

maybe have some octopus on the side, i won't judge

because they taste too good

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So do the Nords.

is that dolphin or mahi-mahi?

more deenz for me then

THEY'RE BRINGING DRUGS

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those fucking sea beaners are bringing seaweed!

Why aren't Gorillas?

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fins are like water wings

Besides, many so called "animals", are closer to godhead than humans. They consider humans as ignorants. Fools who consider themselves overlords, some more than others. As such the best thing is actually to ignore us. Next time you see a dolphin and it just doesn't want to swim up to you. Well, it's not because it's a stupid animal. Try to throw a fish at and make stupid imitations to an old lady and see how that goes.

The ocean is the rape capital of the world. Dolphins tongue my anus

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Gorillas have thumbs, are smarter or as smart as blacks while neither build properly or think on our level, but Africans have representation in the U.N. and Gorilla's don't?

give it a couple hundred thousand years
koko was smart, for a gorilla

did you know chimpanzees are faster at math calculations then humans, its true. organic calculators. they will do math for bananas faster then any man. and yet... they havent even invented the pointy stick yet.

to consider animals as being on the same level as humans is dehumanizing. we are special

>intelligence without thumbs is too abstract
>thumbs are needed to understand environmental manipulation, tool use, and cause and effect

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It sounds to me like there's a handful of people from 1 or 2 races that are really special that uplift the rest of humanity who are inferior to a Chimpanzee.

>t. Mackerel shill

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Literally the sandniggers of the ocean

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the funny thing is this isnt a thumb its like a tiny paw growing out of the paw

but yes breeding cat's with opposable mini paws should be mandatory

they dont consider humans fools because they have no word for fool. they have no words. they cant think in terms of solid ideas and concepts like that. its just a sea of floating inputs and vague notions, desires and instincts and emotion. theres nothing concrete you can grasp to and communicate with. their minds are too abstract.

if you think animals are gods ultimate creation and not humanity then... i dunno. i dont know what to tell you. animals cant make mistakes as bad as we can, they have less to learn, good and evil isnt the same for animals, their is less point in testing them, theres no potential to test. the whole point of animals is that they are here for us, maybe as a test, one we are clearly failing consideirng how we are treating them. as far as stewards of the planet goes, we have potential to balance the entire ecosystem into perfection in our minds and yet we shit in our rivers, chop down our rainforests, and slaughter our rare animals for meat and boner pills.

so yeah, im not impressed with humanity in a lot of ways. but i think low species self esteem isnt helping. we need to live up to our potential and at some level that requires us to believe in ourselves again.

so if you want to shit all over humanity you can fuck off, im not having it

nah more like the police of the ocean

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Why are nigger nations allowed in the United Nations? They're all dumber than Gorillas and Gorillas aren't allowed in.

There's another racist dolphin assaulting an innocent shark who never ate a fish in his life. Fucking dolphins.

We need a way of communicating with them. It would be best if someone could just learn dolphin already...

a brain isnt going to evolve to think in terms of doing things the physical body has no ability to perform

it says
> I’m horny seaman

How do you explain to a dolphin that a magical Jew killed himself for them and was also a god?

communicate what? their brains cant handle human concepts and possibly vice versa. all we could do is ask them where the fish are.

Broadly I'd agree, but humans may be an exception to this due to our verified capability for abstracted thought.

Ex; Communism is physically impossible to achieve, and yet the reds still think in such terms.

they look like smug faggots with their smiles on all the time

No to dolfin collaboration

yea actually this is completely wrong

your brain is capable of seeing with touch or fliping your vision upside down

the brain is very adaptive and there is zero problem with an animal controlling new limbs

for god sakes there is already a monkey feeding itself with a robot arm controlled by its brain - this is no problem

>its about more then building
>then

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>no ability

Somebody's not very creative.

youtube.com/watch?v=ZerUbHmuY04
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They should be, they are atleast as smart as 9 year old children. If you catch one in the wild they will surround your boat and cry.

youre talking about senses and controlling limbs. im talking about a brain that isnt wired for ideas and concepts because ideas and concepts are useless without thumbs to do something about those ideas. so they dont develop ideas and concepts in the same was as a species capable of making their ideas into reality.

maybe you can make a dolphin move a robot arm., but you cant make a dolphin wonder how the arms works or how to rebuild it or thoughts about whether the long term use of arms could lead to cultural consequences etc. dolphins dont have to think about that kind of shit, because they cant do anything anyways. all they can do is swim around basically, they cant build fuck all. you are expecting way too much out of a brain that doesnt need to do any of the shit you want it to do.

just let the dolphins be dolphins, its all they will ever be

intelligence isnt some linear sliding scale. there are things dolphins can do that no nine year old human could do and vice versa. their brains are wired differently and direct comparisons are so innacurate as to be basically misdirection.

nine year olds are as smart as nine year olds and dolphins are as smart as dolphins. its apples and oranges

yeah, crows can use tools. dolphins cant. crows have developed some of the basic concepts only a tool using species is capable of beginning to understand. because they are capable of using that intelligence.

dolphins arent wired for tool use, their brains arent wired for that. theyre not going to be able to figure it out.

in some ways a dolphin is smarter then a crow. in some ways a crow is smarter then a dolphin. different brain wiring for a different body for a different purpose.

>t. god

dolphins have language already which means they have concepts in their head

i think your missing the point that brains can literally do anything and if you give a brain perception and language it will do the rest

yea we get it ur le edgy animals arent humans - if there was ever a fuckin animal that was sentient its this one pick another hill you dumb faggot

and before someone sends me a link to a video of a dolphin using a tool, fuck off. sure a dolphin in a lab can be taught to hold a stick in its mouth or something. and dolphins sometimes do funny clever things, theyre a playful species. but are they using tools in the wild on a regular purpose to complete delibrate tasks, no, because they cant carry tools around in their mouths very far. maybe they can pick up a shell and drop it on an octopus or something i dunno, but thats all.

Who is the President of the Dolphin Nation? What is their capital?
They can apply for membership at any time. I guess they prefer privacy and to avoid foreign entanglements.

>Why aren't Dolphins represented in the United Nations?
No opposable thumbs, in the same way Pokemon can't take over the world because they can only learn four moves.

is dolphin language turing complete? or is it just basically grunting emotions to each other. come on dude, youre giving them too much credit.

yea we get it, ur le edgy humans are just animals

il wait while you google it and find out that yes dolphins have an actual true language

im giving individual brain cells too much credit? thats the only mechanism at work here anything else is perceived complexity on your part

what? wiring matters dude, its not just cells. how those cells are connected matters. and i dont believe dolphins have ever needed to evolve the wiring required for the kind of concepts and ideas that only a tool using species could use anyways.

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the fuck they do
eat shit

Are you asking for a source to prove dolphins are as smart as human beings? Haha

Dolphins' ability to use tools is limited by not having hands, but a population of wild dolphins does use tools regularly to do deliberate tasks.

>sciencemag.org/news/2011/07/why-dolphins-wear-sponges

>In 1984, researchers spotted dolphins doing something unusual in Shark Bay, Western Australia. When the animals got hungry, they ripped a marine basket sponge from the sea floor and fitted it over their beaks like a person would fit a glove over a hand. The scientists suspected that as the dolphins foraged for fish, the sponges protected their beaks, or rostra, from the rocks and broken chunks of coral that litter the sea floor, making this behavior the first example of tool use in this species.

>Mann's previous research has shown that dolphin mothers pass the sponging method to their daughters and some of their sons, rare evidence of a cultural tradition in an animal other than humans. The team has documented three generations of sponging dolphins.

The UN is a joke.

>someone could just learn dolphin already...

they tried that in the 60s , they even gave the dolphins hand jobs and LSD. Didn't work.

youtube.com/watch?v=uNhR-16r5lM

>mfw some dolphins are less NPC than some humans

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see, they developed the concept of cultural tradition and they did it through tool use. this really just proves my point if anything. their are concepts a brain that never needs to use tools will never have the wiring to grasp.

but dolphin tool use is extremely limited by their lack of thumbs. so i doubt they will ever go very far with this. and i doubt dolphin sponge use is proof that we will be able to communicte with them at our level.

a million years from now they will still be swimming around with sponges on their heads if they dont grow some hands they wont grow their minds very far.

and yes, i noticed after posting that i made a grmmatical error,i dont spellchek my shit i just click post. dont care

Me? I think with my dick.

Those back-breathers are ripping us off in trade

I would actually argue that dolphins do use tools. In the wild dolphins have been recorded to utilize pulses of water and rings of bubbles to stun and herd fish. It's not as physical on the same way as a stick or rock but it is still an piece of the environment being used for a specific purpose. Furthermore, dolphins in Australia have been observed putting their beak inside of sponges and then scrapping the sea floor in order to uncover fish and crustaceans and to avoid scraping their face on the sand and rocks.

Dolphins don't have thumbs but they do have super prehensile genitalia. Wings have evolved convergently in at least 3 main animal groups, it's not shocking to imagine a grasping appendage evolving in different groups as well. You're thinking too anthropocentrically.

theyre taking our jobs!
the jumping through hoops industry is suffering on land because we keep giving those jobs to underwater foreigners

make land great again

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yeah fag we all know you just watched hitchikers guide to the galaxy again. it just came out on netflix

Dolphin pussy doesn't look half bad desu

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are you going to fuck a dolphin?

I desperately want to put my penis into a dolphin's vagina, but is it safe to do so? The muscles of a dolphin's pussy won't crush my dick, right?

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Sponging dolphins?
>we need mo money for dem programs
>gib fish plz

Moar!

you probably wouldnt feel this way if you had a sex life. lack of female attention from your own species has you considering desperate other options. and giving dolphin pussy serious consideration sounds about as sad an lonely as it gets. women dont like you much do they

dolphins are probably smarter than sub saharan africans no joke

>flag
Please dont molest flipper bruce

Dolphins are Greys

They prefer to swim like gods in the vast never ending ocean then meddle with retards

They are too smart to waste their time

Good night everybody. Op is a faggot and shills need to leave

definitely smarter than abbos

Dolphins are Gay*
ftfy

>that crazy hippie bitch giving a dolphin handjobs for (((research))) for a time
>like all roasties move on to other pursuits leaving dolphin without a word
>dolphin devastated depression kills self by drowning

dont you date tell mr flippers to go to Jow Forumsnyou bastards