AUS/POL/ CHING CHONG LING LONG EDITION #2

Evening lads.

>Chinese Influence on our Major parties
pastebin.com/uA67FWaj (embed)

>Scandals for Labor and the Unions
pastebin.com/pNq9nvvP (embed)

>John Howard's former chief of staff apologises for calling Labor's female MPs 'dregs' – politics live
theguardian.com/australia-news/live/2018/sep/11/politics-coalition-labor-dutton-morrison-shorten-

>Sri Lankan asylum seekers forcibly deported from Australia despite torture risk
theguardian.com/australia-news/2018/sep/11/sri-lankan-asylum-seekers-forcibly-deported-from-australia-despite-torture-risk

>Australia on track to meet Paris targets due to renewables, report says
abc.net.au/triplej/programs/hack/aust-on-track-to-meet-paris-climate-target-report-says/10232030

>Stagnant property prices are the new normal, analysts warn
abc.net.au/news/2018-09-11/property-prices-in-sydney-melbourne-likely-to-remain-stagnant/10231796

>Peter Dutton faces new ‘jobs for mates’ claims
thewest.com.au/politics/federal-politics/peter-dutton-faces-new-jobs-for-mates-claims-ng-b88956633z


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Niggers

They were boasting on parliment about creating 1,000 jobs every day, but where are they? Surely not for white people.

they are talking about the 1,000 blowjobs MP's get each day from Chinese sex workers

splitting one full-time job in half to make two part-time jobs has been the ONLY method of job creation in this country for the last 10 years.

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What's for dinner fellas? Just had steak and mash with steamed veg.

they get blowjobs?
i call bullshit the rub and tug chicks dont do that

Early dinner, has Maccas.
MONOPOLY SEASON!!!

Join the discord: MR35zG
And get your firearms licence.

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had*

Is there a country with a lamer group of organized criminals than our bikies?
Just a bunch of larping boomer edgelords

You ever hung around them before?

>ohn Howard's former chief of staff apologises for calling Labor's female MPs 'dregs

Why apologise? Labor MPs are the dregs of society. All commies are.

these ones are provided by the CCP to service our MP's. even Penny Wong gets a free rug munching chink

>000
kek has spoken, dob them in m8

>lamer group of organized criminals
Unions.

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404 Error liberal party's spine not found

for past decade

Black Magic.

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Libs are not right and labour is not left you faggot

Good evening anons. I quit smoking 4 months ago because my Winfield blues are now made In Singapore. Fuck my pretty mouth anons I rang the hot line gave em a good old fashioned rev up. I told em I stuck with you cunts when you helped shut down Australian tobacco farmers. I stuck with Winfield through your plain packaging and the fucking price hikes. But this is the straw that broke the camels back. Iconic brand sold us out lads these fucking dog arse cunts

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are our 6yos based?

abc.net.au/news/2018-09-11/prep-bullying-on-the-rise-qld/10220976

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If the fact that cigarettes are made overseas is what made you quit that's kinda pathetic...

but at least you've quit

Even our crims are boomers.

Damn... Obama running Australia Now? 8 years of that ape and that's what he did till we got the Donald

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They would probably be $60 a pack if made here. It's the durry tax that's to blame. It needs to go, take them back down to about $12 a pack.

Anyone with a brain want a job in Melbourne?

fuck off they are like $2 a pack without tax, slab of beer is $15

> Libs are leftards, Labor are commies.
There fixed it for ya dumb cunt.

>Stagnant property prices are the new normal, analysts warn
Soooo...
Stable
Stable prices then

Filled to the brim with s oy boys, faggots and edgy lesbians. No fucken way..

...

>both corporate whores, Labor slightly more center left

>roving gangs of violent monkeys
Don't forget the apex gang

>(((analysts)))
Dont trust any media lies

Are you a fucking brainlet? The name itself stems from their communist sympathies. Throughout the Vietnam war when Australia was actively fighting the spread of communism, Labor dipshits were constantly in an uproar despite the rest of the coutry supporting the war.

The only reason why Labor aren't full blown communists is that the overton window doesn't allow them to be at this present time.

Even when they were cool they were gay

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K. 50cents then. People should be subsidised to smoke because they die earlier and collect less pension.

yeah but what part is the lie?
That stable prices are "stagnent" and something to be warned about
or
that they are not stable but going up? Going down?
Fuck it
I don't even care about the last one
How the hell are stable property prices in anyway a bad thing?!?!

Inflation is a simple reason.

Truth is Australia treats properties as an investment first, home second. It's like reading "stock market stagnant".

is this accurate?

Yes. Now go get your gun licence

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In parliament before communism was even invented or socialism for that matter Guilds and unions (ie labor) would stand on the left hand side.
I think it was started in France but quickly adopted by England.
It is literally how left-right political was invented.
Your own parliament probably still follows this same form.

Should white Australian men work for Chinese as servant and white women as a breeder?
Looks like things have reversed from picture related.

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Yeah most Aussie girls have bad taste. That’s how 2gay fm etc survives. I could’ve fucked a couple of girls like that and I didn’t because of that I’m a fuckin moron.

White Aussie women love Big Chinks Cocks, you see full of them in Syd and Mel. It seems that it's outdated if a white girl is dating a white man.
White men on suicide watch.

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That's a poo finger. Are you Indian?

>tfw married to blonde Aussie girl with blue eyes

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was gonna say CFMEU but ya beat me to it

>to be fair, you have to have a high iq to understand friendlyjordies

are you offering one? need a part time job.

This is now a Kevin Chang thread!
You may not like it, but Kevin is what peak performance looks like.

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Dream on chinky boy. Any self respecting white person sees race mixing as a big, big fail, and would rather die.

But, enjoy your vermin infested oz that you stole.

Who here wagecucking right now?

>mfw 7 hours to go

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who here mudda fuggin comfy right now?

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Just finished up lad
fuck those cancerous cunts, they need to broken up

Me. Too comfy to go to bed. Watching based Paul Murray.

Hoges would turn in his grave if he was dead.

I wish I worked night shifts. I take depressing Sydney peak hour train every day.

>Paul Murray
noice

already in bed chilling to youtube.com/watch?v=0vUuIpfqH1o

Mornin' from the states, mates!
Who here JUSTed?

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uni system is fucking me. only meet 1 person every week and another npc who is a commie spastic but teaches me math

Labour Party was literally formed to stop communism, and the Libs instituted the biggest policies of welfare and raised taxes as soon as they got to power.
I fucking hate them too for their support of gay marriage but the Libs are much worse, You're really off the goop on this one chief.

>big chink cock
its funny when blacks shill this but its just sad when you do it slit eyes.

unjust yourself bro
youtube.com/watch?v=DcHKOC64KnE

Not me. Some Finnish dude.

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>npc who is a commie spastic but teaches me math
Math has nothing to do with commie spastic.
DO THE MATH.

What uni? Im looking at Griffith if I can meet the requirements

>Any self respecting white person sees race mixing as a big, big fail, and would rather die.
projecting. opinion discarded.
It understandable that a dying race would have some screaming before completely disappear from the world stage. Chinks would allow you.
Don't forget to work hard, Chinese master race usually demand more while he is enjoying white girls.

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RMIT mate

Why hasnt anyone changed the asian dude to Tim Wu yet?

Nope. Govt. sits on the left, oppo on the right. France invented communism, think the Paris Commune. Marx the Jew subverted it while pretending to hate Jews.

>Melbourne
Ouch. No wonder you got commies

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I think its funnier when chinks do it desu senpai

I'd genuinely love to see a chink flag planted on ayers rock. the outrage would be hilarious

this. He's a fucking genius but talking with a spastic is really annoying

White Aussie worker drowned alive by wet concrete while working for Chinese master in Boxhill:
9news.com.au/national/2018/09/10/11/09/box-hill-concrete-work-accident-victim-shaun-burns-identified

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thats fucking sad.

lifes too short to get caught up in trivial issues, just do whatever it is that you want to do

But I want to keep my brain

Need the turks to make a speedline clone in .223 that takes AR mags for

I just hope the "trivial" issues don't catch me up. I want to come study and work in the Bureau of Meteorology, and it'll suck if I get denied because a chink/poo also applied at the same time

>might've just burned an actual good friendship by shitposting IRL
why the fuck am I the way that I am?
why must I shitpost, wherever I am?

>english not good enough for whites
>chinese not good enough for chinks
what do
t.seanig

learn english

Pigdin.

>Labour Party
Considering there isn't a party by that name in Australia, your facts are incredibly wrong.

The LABOUR party (The lack of the U is because they wanted to cozy up to the US turning their back on our English heritage before they lead the charge against Communism. Unironically they want to cozy up with China instead now. I wonder why?) under John Curtin is credited with turning Australia into a welfare state. "Australia entered World War II with only a fragmentary welfare provision: by the end of the war it had constructed a 'welfare state'" As such he has since been the poster child for Labour and the leader which most subsequent Labour PMs have tried to emulate.

As for welfare itself once it is implimented, it is next to impossible to remove. Everyone loves free money, no-one likes it being taken away from them. You only need to look at all the riots in the 80s fron what Thatcher was doing to see that.

If anyone is way off the mark, it would be yourself. Having fallen for the modern suberted American idea that Liberals = Socialists

study and work? our economy here is about to collapse while things are good over there under Trump. Chinks and Poos and everyone is about to get very uncomfortable

>AHAHAHAHAHAHA
Yeah dating site metrics and my own anecdotal evidence where I've pounded Asian meats from all over the menu prove you're not only full of shit, but Asian chicks actively dislike chink men. They see them as useless betas who need a fuck load of cash to even be remotely of interest.

phone posting bites me in the ass

I've been talking to myself for past 2 years since I'm here to improve my english accent but it still sounds shit, my writing is passable at least

>why the fuck am I the way that I am?
>why must I shitpost, wherever I am?

I am, you are, we are Australian.

APOLOGIXE FOR THE RACIST CARTOON

I know it is, but I've wanted to go to Australia or the UK ever since I was little. And besides, it's always gotta get worse before it gets better, right? Worsening conditions give groups like KAP more of a backing

I’m done screaming. It’s yours Fong.

I would say take care of her but I don’t give a fuck if you pollute it and turn it into Beijing.

The US might still save us. They are sick of you and want to fuck you up a bit. Even the likes of Hillary.

which one?

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Have a new director at work. He seems to hate poos, which is awesome although it sucks a bit that he gives shit to the few who are actually good.

I'm thoroughly sick of chinks and poos so I constantly use idioms and heavy Aussie slang to alienate them and talk about how great it was until the 90s when they started flooding in, how people used to talk to each other and we had communities.

I make out I care and am concerned for their kids and how hard it will be for them to fit in given how awful and racist aussies are.

> it's always gotta get worse before it gets better,

There is no getting better, the damage is not reversible. Australia is going to be a mad max hellscrape soon.

Any of you vote for Angry Anderson?

>The US might still save us.
typical beta aussie cuck, always whore the arse off to UK then the US. Nobody will save cucks.
Fought for possy UK just in exchange of national defence, worked so good after Malaya and Singapore?
The US is even more evil, it's a business, it doesn't even care about race/heritage, it would sell out Australia without blink of an eye if the interested it's in exchange with is good enough, could be with China, or with any other country as long as they see fit.
If a people of a nation don't want to stand by themselves, nobody could save them.

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