How do I quit the herbal jew for good?

one joint a day is already too much user
how do you go from smoking daily to smoking like once a week is the real issue

That's why I quit. Too many fags turning the weed scene into shit. I didn't want to be associated with them

Admit its causing you problems. If you actually believe that and make a real decision to address your problem, you can quit.

If you are just ashamed or regret your behavior, identify what you need to change and do that.

This is simple shit.

Oh, and if you start getting antsy while you cold Turkey, do pushups to failure every time you start to buy weed. Itll release some from your fat and after about 30 minutes your cravings will subside.

I quit to get a real job and that's how I did it.

>joints
Get a bowl then pussy

Behave, giving up weed isn't any type of withdrawal. You might feel like getting stoned but there is no real craving like tobacco or sugar.Get a grip just stop and stop making it a bigger issue for yourself than it needs to be.

Idk man

I once forgot I had a 1/2 oz in my cupboard for a month. Just gave it to a friend cuz I didn't feel like smoking it.

thats the most beta thing I read in a while, good job

Untrue, in my experience it makes cardio and tedious chores like cleaning fun.

If you can't just stop, then don't worry about it, loser, enjoy your weed til you die.

>be me
>7 years
>smoked 10 to 12 joint a day
>realized i've became paranoid, retarded, antisocial and Hypochondriac/asis (you tell me how to write it)
>stopped 4 years ago
>still Hypochondriac/asis, developped panic attacks, ergophobia, still paranoid but straight in my head now.

Unironically hang

Take smack you fucking girl

you don't quit a drug for good
it sets up expectations for ones self that are unrealistic
start with not smoking today

You quit by quitting it

>how do i self control
how the fuck should i know, dumbass kike, i don't know you
you can't even handle a fucking plant so it sounds like you're out of luck

European faggots tend to smoke joints with tobacco. I laugh at that too.

>7 years ago
my bad i fucked up.

by getting a job.
> needing a decent job to survive
> suddenly all urges for weed stop
> quit cold turkey
> get clean
> get job
> work
yep.

Fuck off reggie smoking nigger faggot.

>How do I quit the herbal jew for good?
Stop smoking it. Five weeks and a day until it is legal though so....

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Dude just wants advice on improving his life, do not resent him for it.

Only genuine advice here. Thanks man.

Spliffs arent too bad, Dutchy.

>stop smoking oil for a week
>lose ten lbs
>video games dont interest me anymore
>cant sleep
>anger at the drop of a pin
>all food tastes like sand
>horrifying clarity

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This. Throw out all your bongs and rigs, or give them to a friend. Set a goal and apply to a job that will drug test.

It all evens out in the end

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Explain this shit bro

I quit on Friday
Here's how
You run out of weed and you don't call your dealer
Then you spend a day convincing yourself that you don't need it

no this little faggot is trying to say weed is a jewish trick
it's a fucking plant, idiot boi
it's physically impossible for literally anyone to give him advice because no one knows him from reading one dumbass post on Jow Forums
absolutely fuck off

>doesn't fuck your brain quite as badly
>saving up on weed money
>still getting high

literally what's wrong with this?

What the fuck is going on here

I deeply resent him for it. He's asking how to not do something, that is not necessary to do. All he has to do, is nothing. And he can't, and he's asking Jow Forums for advice. Fuck you.

Just stop smoking it, you retard.

so why do i feel like a shitty heroin addict the day i withdraw my weed money and am anxiously waiting for my dealer to respond

Dude... just quit, quitting marijuana takes next to 0 will power...

This

no need to quit. just do it in moderation

1/2 times a week

Imagine a t-bone steak that gets you stoned. Imagine it good. You're me 3 years and 2.6 million dollars ago. Now i have weedcow.

Suck start a shotgun.

lol stop smoking. its not hard

So you smoke weed and this post made you defensive? Ok fair enough.

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Clean your room

>video games dont interest me anymore

Sounds like a good thing. Go learn something new and spend your time doing something useful.

It's pretty remarkable that you ran a 5,000 calorie deficit every day for a week straight

>smoking the herbal Jew in general

Just another day America is a pet of the jews

the truth has been revealed

I quit the herbal jew for good and I never felt so good. Saving a lot of money, too. And, not to forget, my last run-in with police and the state attorney cost me over 500 Euros.

Welp, just looked it up. Its apparently been going on in farm science since the 20's; creating a porthole into a cow's stomach to see how well it digests food, to find out how to best and efficiently get your cows nutrients.

Just stop, its really not that hard. I dudeweeded every day for 5 years and quit cold turkey. It sucked for a week because i was bored but it feels a lot better now that i dont.

google codependency and substance abuse

I did something terrible to a friend, lost him, and am now completely alone. Now everytime I smoke I have a panic attack about it.
I don't smoke anymore. Try it, it works.

you have mental problems that are completely unrelated to plants
sometimes i can't afford the good shit, which is the only thing i will consume
literally nothing bad happens when i "withdraw" because im a big guy
i don't even know what the fuck you're talking about

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Fun fact the Tabasco company was actually started by Jews who immigrated to New Orleans before the war.

thank god we can just go to the store and not worry about gross stuff like that

Stop smoking it.

No it's a weedcow. Look at filename dumbass

Well yeah. He clearly must relate to this community and is reaching out because he feels incapable of change. No need for resentment friend, we can all make it.

>tfw I have made literally 0 progress in my life in 3 years

If he can't figure out how to not smoke weed without the help of the internet, then no, objectively, he's not going to make it.

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Your detective skills are excellent. Soon you will be catching villains watching TV license free or maybe even nab a kingpin for no pond permit.

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You just fucking do. It's not hard.
My best friend just quite for 3 weeks and going because he needs a job. I quite for 2 years recently.
Weed isn't addictive. It's harmless as hell. Get your shit together if you don't want to smoke it.

>im being attacked on the internet
what a faggot

Im sure you do it better in the middle east where youre from, faggot

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Cold Turkey, I haven't smoke for 4 months now (longest I've ever gone) I'll never touch the stuff again, I was too ignorant to accept that it was hindering my abilities, I've never felt better after quitting it. You have to give it up OP, you'll be better without it, i promise

replace one vice with another. works every time

I quit booze recently, I still smoke weed.
Of the two, booze is the more destructive.

>america on left
>guatamelo on right
nice pic

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Why is marijuana bad again?

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You're welcome

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>no need to quit. just do it in moderation
>1/2 times a week

t. the devil

Pro tip: You never ever touch it again. It's like being an alcoholic. You failed miserably to moderate the intake of an addictive drug and you wont ever succeed.

The future of america is beautiful :)

I can relate. My main problem back then was that I was irritable and couldn't sleep well. But I got over that.
I don't have cravings like I heard you get when quitting other drugs, but when times get stressful, I dream about getting weed. I'm not going back there for real, though.

monday to thursday, no drinking or smoking.

Just dont smoke it? I was using a 1/4 ounce a week until i just decided i didn't wanna smoke anymore. I had trouble getting to sleep at first but i used some over the counter melatonin to remedy that. 1 week later everything was back to normal.

Get a vape with no nicotine and suck on that

Just start smoking California's disease-ridden pot until you die basically.

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If you don't want to smoke anymore than stop, what's so confusing about that?

Working on it

>pond permit.
is that what's going on there? 6 people, for a pond. There's no dead body?

Gamers rise up

>t. NPC

Move to CDB then quit for good.

fish made a racist comment.

dead

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What does a cold turkey got to do with him quitting weed.

I still smoke but I lost my paranoia. Unironically pray, it helped me

Get a tough job. Youll get home so tired you won't even realize you haven't smoked in a week.
Wut

If I was able to quit, you can quit.