Why can't women be friends?

Why can't women be friends?

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because while your being her friend, chad pounds that pussy into oblivion. dont be a cuck, women do not know how to friend.

TRUST NO THOT HARVEY

Yeah but even with 2 women.
There has been a thousand buddy cop films but none with women.

They don’t understand friendship because they see social interaction as a utility for self-advancement and improvement.

Sort of like how a man sees his work as a stepping stone for his advancement and social climbing, women see social interactions as that (since she predominantly didn’t work and stayed at home socializing with other wives and children). So that “competitive spirit” males instill into their work is basically instilled the same way by females into social stuff.

You end up with females that take social stuff too seriously and don’t understand the laissez-faire nature of male friendship (true friendship). Drama, craziness, nagging, bitchiness, etc...they don’t mind adding this stuff into social situations with their “friends” because social situations is how they believe they can “advance”. This is where they existentially feel they must “prove” themselves. To us males it just seems like unnecessary spaziness, but to women it’s everything that their bodies tell them is important. That’s why men and women can’t be friends. We compete on different levels and play different games.

serious question, how the fuck is harvey so symmetrical? what the fuck?
Is this jewish trickery?

And it’s also why we as males don’t see female-to-female friendship as real friendship, since it just looks like two people trying to one-up each other constantly.

most of my male friends just left me as soon as they had girlfriends.
my female friends never left me cause they got dick :)

must be! also, damn i didn't know Huma had a twin sister.

don't worry, failing hollywood will make a shitty female cop movie that no one will see

When in a relationship with a woman either you want to fuck her or she wants to fuck you. There will be some exceptions but that's generally how it is.

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they tried that female team shit recently with that new Ocean's movie, and it was as retarded as everyone thought it would be.

Maybe that says something about your ability to be a friend and your understanding of friendship

The women I just want to be friends with always end up wanting to Fuck me, and the women I want to be more than friends with don't. Fucking bullshit man.

Or that says the exact opposite of your paragraph.
Maybe men are the ones that can't see women past a fuck hole, then they don't realize they've never been good friends to a woman so then they think to themselves, "oh no, women cant' be good friends" when they themselves haven't seen women as other than a fuck hole. :)

Or it doesn’t and it proves my paragraph right. Oh shucks, I guess it’s up to the reader to decide!

My first order of business upon dating my now wife was to get rid of the fucking horde of dudes she was "friends" with. I had to explain to her that literally all of them were just talking to her because they wanted to fuck or keep her as a backup option in case their current relationships failed. She finally woke up to it couldn't believe how naive she was. Now the only other dude she talks to is her dad on occasion.

One time I had a female friend, but we went different directions. She the alternative and I the Gabberhouse scene. Total opposites that didnt mix really I saw her and stuff but it wasnt the same.
I have a gf for over 10 years but shes not my friend she's the woman I love.

>on occasion

Based

I was literally just a friend for them, I didn't cave in to their advances and there you have it! They leave as soon as they found a woman they can fuck, I'm no longer useful, I'm no longer a friend, I do no longer deserve a text reply. All because I didn't want to fuck that dozen of male friends I had.
Boo hoo, if I fuck them I'm a slut, if I don't I'm not worth their friendship.
Only one dude has kept talking to me after they found a girlfriend. One of so many.
Thins is, males never see females as possible friends at all, they just want to stuck their dicks in a hole and that's it, no matter how much I supported these fucks, even when they got rejected, I'm just there, without their friendship as soon as they get another girl.

I can tell you’re a horrible friend by the headache you’ve already given me and I only just started talking to you. I don’t blame the guys for ditching you first chance they got.

waah waah, it doesn't fit my narrative of women being vapid sluts.
Really long friendships, some from even childhood, were destroyed as soon as they got a woman, some of these men were your typical "incel" and I didn't care for it, I was their friend, I supported them, but these poor little "incel" men leave ASAP. So much for the poor little souls that women torture am I right...

I think you are taking it too personally. I was off and on dating 3 other girls when I met my wife. It wasn't even a conscious thing, i just slowly stopped talking to the other 3 and shortly after they fell out of my life completely. My sole focus became the one I was most interested in. Also add in the fact that women are hardwired for extreme jealousy, so trying to keep a female "friend" around is just inviting strife.

Don’t you have a hotel room to clean, Esmeralda?

Women's biological imperitive is to acquire resources with out the means for competition
Women are cancer because they are cancer.
that
s iit
there is no answer
women are just shit
including the race of women known as jews.

dating is something completely different than a platonic friendship tho