Women only like Halloween because it's the only time of the year they can pretend to have hobbies.
Women only like Halloween because it's the only time of the year they can pretend to have hobbies
Gavin Flores
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Logan Evans
it also gives them a socially acceptable opportunity to dress like sluts
Alexander Gray
I'm a man and my favorite holiday is Halloween. Arm chair psychology me
Anthony Carter
You like women dressed as sluts.
/psychoanalysis
Camden James
This is true but ironically. Women like it because its child-centric and they can act out their maternal instincts.
Eli Martin
>he doesnt prefer Christmas
your da probably fingered ur bum
Evan Walker
Their maternal instincts of putting on heavy makeup and dressing like sluts? Gosh Canadistan, you might be on to something.
Nathaniel Nguyen
i fucking love halloween. it's the patrician holiday
Cooper Reyes
Everything about Halloween is pretty perfect not sure if intentionally made so
>Prove me wrong that it isnt comfy af
Luis Brown
they like it because they can get drunk and dress like wilma flintstone.
Ayden Phillips
i actually can't wait for october and halloween
Josiah Morales
Fuck Halloween, it promotes Celtic values like being a worthless drain on society by going around begging for candy and using the threat of vandalism to get what you want. Basically just training people to grow up to be welfare leeches and IRA members. Fuck Halloween and fuck the Irish.
Carson Brooks
Jeez you got something in your bum dont you.
Elijah Richardson
As a Russian kid always was jealous on americans, that they have Halloween and it is so cool. At least I went to foreign languages specialised school and we had "school" light version of Halloween thanks to our English teachers... Several years ago heard a butthurted news: ministry of education decided to forbidden to have Halloween is schools. "It is not our tradition. It goes against orthodoxy"...
Lincoln Kelly
>Not that whole September to January period of white man weather
I love Halloween in America though, it gets taken the same way it did when I was a kid where everyone is involved in it and it's a big thing. For the last several years I never even had a trick or treater. I think last year they didn't even have a single horror movie on the terrestrial channels.
Cooper Collins
dress and act
Halloween is the one night of the year where you are basically guaranteed to get laid if you go out and aren't an autistic 1/10 ogre
Levi Cook
>It is not our tradition. It goes against orthodoxy
Based, the american virus should not spread
Daniel Turner
Hey I've seen that thing in person. Kinda spoopy
Landon Foster
I fully support such decision by my government
And you are russian only by citizenship
Aiden Johnson
Women are whores OP
Ian Diaz
Halloween is comfy. I like to make Pumpkin pie on halloween.
Matthew Green
>imports degenerate american movies and music
>doesn't import the wholesome, fun parts of american culture
this is why the world is fucked
Josiah Stewart
Lol idinahui :)
Brody Ross
Wait what? I don't understand why women pretend to have hobbies around Halloween. What am I missing?
Logan Collins
>Based, the american virus should not spread
Halloween isn't American, it's Pagan.
Brody Ross
What's the matter boyo, did a paddy have his way with your wife or sumthin?
Jeremiah Murphy
Charles Russell
Halloween is a fun spooky meme holiday. Meme your dreams this Halloween.
Nicholas Mitchell
> Cady: "In the real world, Halloween is when kids dress up in costumes and beg for candy. In Girl World, Halloween is the one day a year when a girl can dress up like a total slut and no other girls can say anything else about it."
John Howard
Not true actually.
A lot of women are actually closet witches, and they wear the costume 364 days a year.
Halloween's the only day they get to be who they really are.
Joshua Hall
Black men have owned the market on the dating red pill for 70-80 years now.
Gabriel Collins
Women love giving out candy to kids and getting dressed up, its all about playing with kids. Ive only met a handful of women who dress up like sluts, and that was at adult parties and not "actual" halloween. My sisters and mother always would get dressed up and go trick or treating or handing out candy, and would play games with kids etc. Maybe because everything in america is degenerate you assume every other country is the same.
Oliver Foster
>Americans
Connor Watson
>leaf
Colton Howard
>lol yeah so I'm really into Wicca!
David Turner
I only like Halloween because it's the one time of year it's not weird for me to give candy to stranger children and they come right to my door.
You're a pedophile.