/AHSG/ Atlantic Hurricane Season General - On the Road Edition

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STATUS:
Location: 27.1°N 66.2°W
Moving: WNW at 17 mph
Min pressure: 950 mb
Max sustained: 130 mph

Next advisory at 5:00PM AST/EDT

RUNDOWN:

Hurricane Florence is now a strong Category 4 hurricane that is expected to continue strengthening possibly up to a low Category 5 within the next 24 hours. It is expected to landfall at Category 4 intensity. The absense of wind shear and abundance of hot water all along the US east coast makes the conditions incredibly favorable for this event to occur.

North Carolina, South Carolina, Maryland, and Virginia have issued states of emergency.

North and South Carolina are now issuing evacuation orders for coastal counties.

ADVISORIES:
nhc.noaa.gov
prh.noaa.gov/cphc/
HURRICANE PREPAREDNESS:
redcross.org/get-help/how-to-prepare-for-emergencies/types-of-emergencies/hurricane.html
ready.gov/hurricanes
nhc.noaa.gov/prepare/ready.php
MODELS:
>GFS:
tropicaltidbits.com/analysis/models/?model=gfs®ion=atl
>EURO:
tropicaltidbits.com/analysis/models/?model=ecmf®ion=atl
>CMC:
tropicaltidbits.com/analysis/models/?model=cmc®ion=atl
windy.com/?25.400,-61.100,6
spaghettimodels.com
ventusky.com

>TWC
youtube.com/watch?v=gcts572cwjE

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Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=5YSH-0DRXJU
pastebin.com/1vHMydN4
amazon.com/Intex-Explorer-2-Person-Inflatable-Boat/dp/B000RZFBKW/ref=sr_1_8?ie=UTF8&qid=1536689325&sr=8-8&keywords=emergency boat
youtube.com/watch?v=UzRuCbBnvOs
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scram
youtube.com/watch?v=B4be18eXdjY
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

Row row row your boat...

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>DIRECT HIT ON POORLY MAINTAINED NUCLEAR POWER STATION

>FIRST NUCLEAR HURRICANE IN HISTORY

t-thanks Duke Energy!

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>Go to Carolina's
>Go to the beach
>Stand seig heiling
>Yell topkek
>Repeat

gently down the ocean

Sneads Ferry user here
Ride it out, or no?

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How many anons ITT going to die?

The Saffir-Simpson scale is outdated and needs revision. Hurricane Patricia reached maximum sustained winds of 215 mph.

Thread theme
youtube.com/watch?v=5YSH-0DRXJU

right in the path of the storm here guys, what should I do to prepare?

all I can think of is taking a crap on my roof so it blows all over the neighborhood when the hurricane hits

heck maybe it will travel across the whole state if this thing is as powerful as you guys say its going to be!

Storm surge could be ~15 feet there.

Are you ready for that?

HERE'S THE MOST COMPREHENSIVE HURRICANE PLANNING GUIDE YOU'LL EVER FIND:

You need water, shitloads of it. 10 cases (each containing 6, 1 gallon jugs) and three cases of 32 small bottles. You need 5 gallon buckets, as many as you can find. You need soap. You need shampoo. You need two coolers. You need propane and a propane stove. You need canned food with high caloric content. Good chili, hearty vegetable beef, etc. Ramen is worthless. You need breakfast foods like eggs and bacon and sausage. You need tortilla wraps and pita bread. The perishables will be used before they go bad, but you should be able to source more pretty fast. Make friends with your local corner store owner. He’ll keep shit to the side for you. Breakfast is important as fuck when everything is set to manual, so eggs are best here. Load up on ice. Make more with gennys during daylight hours.

You need coffee more than you realize and a french press if you can find one. You need a metric fuck ton of tea lights. You need lighters. You need an LED keychain flashlight and a standard maglight. You need batteries. You need first aid kits, plural, you need heavy bandages, gauze, peroxide and rubbing alcohol. Get more bandaids. You need more towels than you know what to do with. You need borax and a big fucking jug of laundry detergent. You need a solid hiking backpack with a waist clip. You need more socks. You still need more socks. You need a quality knife. You need a quality machete. You could use a decent rifle but you’d do better with a remmy 870. You need all the fucking bugspray from everywhere, all the time.

Four generators is great and all, but people with generators literally glow to people without. On the island, for the first two weeks, having a generator made you a target. Keep that in mind.

pastebin.com/1vHMydN4

I'm so fucking excited. This hurricane is gonna set records. I can feel it...

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How so? Cat 5 is total destruction. What could be higher than total destruction?

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you should definitely evacuate

New Euro

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Do you own your house or rent? If you're renting I'd just pack up your valuables and leave to Georgia for a bit.

amazon.com/Intex-Explorer-2-Person-Inflatable-Boat/dp/B000RZFBKW/ref=sr_1_8?ie=UTF8&qid=1536689325&sr=8-8&keywords=emergency boat

get them quick

>

that pic gotta be fake

groundhog in the way? just kick it away

Not enough.

Erasure of all signs of human settlement

pic looks like a parrot

RALEIGH ANONS REPORT IN

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Question: Is a hurricane a threat to the Reactor Core? or just earthquakes? inb4 Fukishima 2.0

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who /deenz/ here?

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Thank you user, this is a godsend
t.Raleigh

Who /lootcrew/ ?

Boom.

BYE
BYE
MYRTLE BEACH

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or get rabies? when you can literally just kill a worthless vermin

youtube.com/watch?v=UzRuCbBnvOs

Flip a coin to decide.

They have prep time to button shit up properly. Animeland got blindsided by a tsunami.

>953
Zzz

If the intake canal clogs with debris from a 30ft storm surge it's game over.

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>Is a hurricane a threat to the Reactor Core?
No, of course not. The only issue would be with flooding, etc. like at Fukushima, but the plant has days of time to prepare and shut it down, while in Fukushima they had none. On top of neglecting basic safety measures.

Louisiana checking in.
We good just want to wish y'all a happy hurricane party. And we gonna send the Cajun Navy whether y'all want us or not.

The plant's not going to be critical by the time that happens.

Radioactive Shark-cane a Syfy channel original movie

>keeps moving closer to Wilmington
WILMINGTON user BUTTFUCKED

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>Press A to
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

what would happen if you nuked a hurricane?

No, it was a real incident from a while back where cops killed a groundhog that was blocking traffic, probably needlessly.

Also checked. May Cirno keep your freezer safe and cold.

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BWR can't just shutdown in a few days Jaakko

GTFO

See last year's OPs.

Got by bug-out-bag supplies all set.

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hahahahhahaaa what a FAGGOT

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Hurricanes release energy the magnitude of 10 Megaton bombs every 30 minutes. Nuking a Hurricane would only make it stronger

>water
City water still runs. Have an r/o unit and water purifying tablets and you won't run out of water
>tortilla wraps
>machete
Go back to Mexico
>Having a generator makes you a target
gay

Rest is decent advice for a first timer, but anyone who has any brains already has all of these things 24/7 365.

you would feed it more heat and it would get stronger and be radioactive.

Sheeeeeeeeeit gon get me some dat loot sheit ya feel me?

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I LIVE IN ONSLOW COUNTY AND CANT
LEAVE DUE TO TRAFFIC

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Ya'll took my fucking hurricane from me
There better be some form of compensation you slack-jawed faggots

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My blue pill cousin lives there. I hope it gets wiped out.

there is no waifu pillows in there what if you get lonely? cant snuggle up to a bear grylls knife...

Those motherfuckers are gonna lose power for MONTHS
t. veteran of over 6 million FL hurricanes

Try flying

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>City water still runs.

Can't count on this, water mains break during flood events.

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sounds good

Lol neighbor boarded up and left today
I'm not leaving. Charleston SC. Not even going to hit us. I'll post pics and shit

>ONSLOW COUNTY
>& the digits
That's a 5 on the yikes scale from me

They always break records when they hit you cucks
It's because your states are weak and not physically capable of handling it
While we are definitely jealous of your mountians they definitely don't do you any favors in a hurricane

>nuclear reactor
>just turning it off

should we tell him?

And where are your food rations and emergency water? Flood water ain’t drinkable.

Shutdown, as in going subcritical. I'm not suggesting it would go cold shutdown in a couple days, but it's not like an user who thinks a hurricane can reach the core is going to understand that.

city water quality can easily be compromised with sewage

pic will be Brunswick Nuclear Power Station cooling water intake canal after the storm surge

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What the fuck was NC thinking?

You should definitely stay. Live stream your death.

>there are people ITT who don't always have 10 cases of water in the truck bed
L m a o I n g @ u r l I f e

At least open Wikipedia or something, m8.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scram

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>he doesn't have a sawyer mini

We drink first and ask questions later

What are the chances of this Hurricane
developing into a Cat 5?
It's not going to be THAT bad right?

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Finally a hashtag for me.

It's a good thing all that heat just vanishes and totally doesn't continue to produce heat for decades right?

yeah i've got a stack of books ready for the inevitable shitty no A/C nights

>we gonna send the cajun navy
Great, so we will be perfectly safe like the victims of Katrina were!

probably a cat 4

sup

Since the OP's TWC link is broken
>youtube.com/watch?v=B4be18eXdjY

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You still need to cool it Jaakko.

errr shouldn't they turn it off?

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>Thinking we would save niggers

Who here ready for the #FlorenceLootcrew?

FLORENCE TAKE MY ENERGY!

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I don't get why people are boarding up here. What are they expecting?

Can you afford a vacation? If it becomes a waiting game with line crews going up and down the streets just take a long ass road trip. Go to fuckin Key West. You won’t be suffering and you might even come back to full power.

JUST BUY THE FUCKING FILTERS

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Me
I'm going to steal ChapStick
Who knew Shell doesn't sell that shit. Now everyone is closed and my lips are chapped

Be glad you're too far north, if you were down here you'd end up with a hole in your head, we shoot looters on sight and unlike the neighborhood blocs that our little brother Louisiana formed during Katrina we don't just defend our own we actively go out and hunt
Boy I swear if that book wasn't written by a Roadie you're hangin

what site is this?