I am always at home. will buy a bicycle tomorrow. how can it will affect me? is it jewish game or is it red pill?

bicycles are an important fixture in the homosexualization of men.
cities that promote bicycle travel at the expense of other modes of transport (San Francisco, Berlin) are inevitably hives of faggotry.
The link between homosexuals and bicycles is several fold:
> 1) It allows employers ("so called startups") to pay their employees less, as they no longer need a car
> 2) As employees no longer need a car they inflate property prices in central areas, which they now can't afford to buy into. They become permanent renters, and can work longer hours.
> 3) As the bicyclists are not walking or taking mass transport they are now just as socially isolated from their other citizens as if they were driving. There is zero "social benefit" to mass bicycling over cars.
> 4) It further congests city centers by forcing the construction of bike lanes, opening up the way for road-pricing and the monopolization of driving by the rich
Please consider all of the above before buying into this faggotry. pic related.

the bike saddle will destroy your sperm, like the jews want you to,

>muh red pill
You are a mindless drone who can't even make a simple life decision without seeking approval from random anons on an Inuit throat-singing forum? Neck yourself, faggot.

I wake up early and go to the beach on bike, 10 minutes or so, there I do pull ups, chin ups, toes to bar, street workout basically and I run. Not doing cardio is bad for your brain, so it's good, but running is better, do 50% of each or something.

>how can it will affect me?
other Turkroaches will bully you as gay because you ride bicycle like a basedboy instead of BMW

Bikes are the shit. Living in a big city in the Netherlands it's by far the fastest way to get around from A to B.

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are you actually so autistic that your afraid to ride a fucking bike? i rode one since i was 7 you fucking sped

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Yes basedboy. Cycling absolutely kills your gains. Don't do it. Under no circumstances.

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>bicycles are a jewish conspiracy
that's it, peak Jow Forums

6 million Dutch bikes,
Never forget

You forgot to say 'that is my conclusion'.

Stop being a fatass and go out and get exercise.

It will make your legs and ass sexy. Women love a good firm ass.

I ride mine once a week at least, although I will ride more when I have a better bike. Also winter is coming so not many options for cycling then.

yes i thought that. but i decided this after watching this guy:
youtube.com/watch?v=wTXOQavsrPw

this guy enters non bike tunnel with bike and rides all the way and then runs from police with it. based alpha

huge redpill.

this was an italian brand but our guys bought it actually

Ride in the middle of winding back roads and prevent cars from passing you.

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i don't know anything about bikes except that i want versatility to go on trails so I want a mountain bike, but people who are experienced say i don't need a mountain bike so what gives

As long as you don't buy a road bike like a fucking retard, you'll do fine. Buy a hybrid, or a slick trekking bike, anything that can work both ways.
There is not a bigger kikery in the world than spending 1500$ for a road Specialized or Scott or whatever that you can't use for errands because niggers will steal it, or for trekking because you can't carry luggage on 0.5mm wide tires, nor would you want to in order to not damage those 150$ rims.
Get a bike with the most comfortable setup in terms of handlebars, tires, gearing range, rack mounting holes and so on. Imo the most relevant part is the gearing range, because that shit will stick with you for a long time and it's tricky to upgrade.
Atala bikes are made by Bianchi in Turkey. I own one.
Depends on the trails. Downhill with rocks and trees where you can fucking die? You do want a mountain bike. A happy joyride in the woods with some muddy trail that isn't too dangerous with jumps and shit and worst that can happen is that you slip to the side? You can do with any bike granted it has the proper wide studded tires. And any helmet, the cheap ones offer pretty much the same protection.

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A trail bike doesnt need suspension.
I ride a bike with 32mm tires and no suspension on trails.

alu and carbon frames are stupid, unless they're full suspension.
Buy steel or titanium. I've learned it the hard way. Literally. Aluminum and carbon carry vibrations like crazy

Get a load of this softboy

i will buy this one. has hydraulic brakes, suspension and that shit. i think this is a mountain bike also. color is nice looks like soldier camouflage

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>are bicycles a jewish trick?
for fucks sake Jow Forums

Trust me, take the MTB pill. No one who rides trails is depressed. Hopefully you don't live in a totally flat area.

will sure niggers wont steal this. i am not planning to park anywhere else my house

Your spine will thank me later. Alu frames are probably the biggest gimmick of bicycle industry in the last 2 decades.

99.99% aluminium comes with steel fork to offset this. Rest is tires.

Carraro is a decent brand but make sure you don't get jewed by the price (like Bianchi, they use the brand to gouge prices at low tier). If you find the exact same bike but cheaper by someone like Cube, go for it.

Buy a quality bike user.

Fork alone is not enough. You need full suspension or different frame material. I mean, I get, that carbon is light, so it's needed in sports, but why would you torture yourself willingly with this shit for personal use?

>is it jewish game
you english teacher crack me up hahahahahahahaha

Carbon is meant for racing so it's expected to be sold to demented freds with cycling shorts with padding covered in cycling overpriced cream plus reskin bike patch on their crotch. It's basically a bunch of gimmicks and autism to gain a few miles prower.

Your legs will get stronger. I noticed the difference quickly. Also knees feel better now.

The only thing that pisses me off about MTB is when you're riding on the road and you get some lycra wearing faggot on a road bike overtaking you and making some snide remark like 'change up a gear'. Fuck off. You're not Lance fucking Armstrong and you never will be you complete fucking dickpull.

I wonder how good are aliexpress titanium frames. They're pretty cheap.

I have ridden an aluminum frame/fork bike for the last year, for well over 3000 miles.

That's nice dear.

Buy one and find out. Personally I don't really give a fuck about how light my bike is, some cunts take cycling way to seriously.

So many retards buy into this mountain bike meme. Why not get the best bike for the money.
Unless you live in some third world shit hole with no asfalt.

titanium is more for comfort than serious racing

>is bike jewish trick?
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honestly bike keeps me alive.

Do they make bicycles that come with 6 pedals and a mandible-operated rudder instead of handlebars?

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Does it flex like a steel frame?

Just get an oldschool steel bicycle. Those are alfa. The racing models are for degenerates with small dicks.

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They did but turks steal all their shit from humans so none were sold.

Leave it to a dutchman to not know shit about bikes.

Yes it's a Jewish Trick, just like breathing