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--BREAKING NEWS--
Water is wet! IDS HABBENING!

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>2500
>3000 years
A STORM IS COMING

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Retard vocabulary

Based. How did we get so lucky with this man.

He is talking about the hurricane not water you cunt

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>They haven't seen anything like what's coming at us in 25, 30 years".

trump confirms he doesn't consider Puerto Rico to be part of the U.S.

>American President

Lucky because you got a low IQ Jew lover whose major skill is hyperbole and licking Jew butts
Lmao

proof:
youtube.com/watch?v=tm5Je73bYOY

Lol being this salty and butt hurt and trying to hide it by placing a "lmao" at the end
>no guys I'm not mad!!! See , look I put a lmao at the end. I got you!!! Trump is finnish!!!

It's not.

>2013
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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I think he's subtly mocking the weather Jews for hyping every storm.

>My name is Donald Trump and I'm a BIG fan of Israel.

kek

Imagine thinking that what you just posted actually counts as an argument.

kek

The actual tweet says "25 or 30 years"

i love Donald but fuckin hell this is a doozy of a statement. Does he HAVE to wing every press conference? The hurricane is going to be tremendously wet!!!! Oh really?

once per day he got to be a national idiot

The hurricane is coming to gas us. Quick, shoot some cruise missiles at it! Typical of the Putler-buddy.

Is he an actual moron or is his brain just slowly disintegrating, genuine question??

THIS FAGGOT OP MISQUOTED HIM HE DIDN'T SAY THAT GO WATCH THE VIDEO YOURSELF EVEN PHOTOSHOPPED TWEET GFY OP

why the fuck does twitter pause the video whenever I tab out or scroll down. i just want to listen to the drumpf speak, not stare at his ugly cheeto face

he is issuing a warning to an area of the country that is up to the eyeballs with niggers, many of whom are clinically mentally retarded and need to be communicated to in this manner. this is to avoid a potential katrina situation just before the midterms.
but chances are there will be very limited loss of life and very limited property damage, and puerto ricans will wonder why

you say skin colour doesn't matter yet you judge others by their skin colour.
typical hypocritical cut-dick leftard

So, breaking911 is not one of our guys, but one of leftypol’s guys?

>supermegagigastorm coming
You morons say this every year and it's always a nothingburger.

Don't you remember the storm?

Declassify FISA same time a tornado hits...
Trump will look so good after all this.

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wow a fucking leaf go fuck yourself

He's talking about the East Coast you dipshit

They are chaotic neutral

Who?

This is a message from the Q-Team about The Storm! Anne-marie and I were just reading through q-proofs and then this doozy popped up Donalds twitter! Wow, go Q! Oh well, off to bingo.

BIGLY WET

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This. Jew loving magatards are the worst posters on this board.

>speaks like a fucking retard

So facken BASED! Only shills have good vocabulary, amirite 'pedes?

You're going to get wet and you're going to get web big league.

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puerto rico is as much part of the US as the community pool is part of my house.

t.Britain
You can't be fucking serious...

>GO WATCH THE VIDEO YOURSELF
please do

>show concern for natural disaster
>das racist!
lmao, love it

What exactly would you like him to say about a fucking hurricane?

that is wet?

IT'S HAPPENING

this guy is legitimately fucking retarded lmao

would a geeky scientist/weatherman describe a storm by its 'wetness'? honest q, as I don't watch tv.
Honestly though if your job is to warn everyone, the best thing you can do it use words that everyone understands.
"wetness" ends up on tonights talk shows... everyone makes fun of him for warnng everyone. (now they can't say he didn't sound the alarm)

Anything as long as he uses complete sentences. Don't see that happening though.

OH NO NO NO!

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i unironically didnt know an hurricane was wet. Thanks trump

breaking911.com/happening-now-police-respond-to-deadly-shooting-at-north-las-vegas-high-school/

what the fuck is wrong with america anyway?

Agreed OP is indeed legitimately retarded.

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