/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - HOW TO BE CONSERVATIVE EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
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>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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PREV APPEARANCES/LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com/
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS pastebin.com/yArfUKdC

NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump/FEMADir Long on Hurricane Florence 9/11/18
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>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania @Flight 93 Memorial 9/11/18
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>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania visit Flight 93 field 9/11/18
youtu.be/eRcBujlqnX0
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania arrive in PA 9/11/18
youtu.be/EDB3rQGxDJM
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania depart DC 9/11/18
youtu.be/FQn-J87x7rM
>VP Pence/DefSec C.H.A.O.S. Mattis @Pentagon 9/11 Memorial Ceremony 9/11/18
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>AG Sessions @DoJ 9/11 Remembrance Ceremony 9/11/18
c-span.org/video/?451356-1/
>NYC 9/11 Remembrance Service 9/11/18
c-span.org/video/?451207-1/
>Don Jr on ABC 9/11/18
youtu.be/a6_8afcwmlY
>Giuliani on F&F 9/11/18
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>Giuliani on FBN 9/11/18
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>TrumpTV Weekly Update #49 9/11/18
youtu.be/Me4m2UtMpnA
>DoDVideo: After 9/11 9/11/18
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>NSA Bolton @Federalist Society 9/10/18
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>DepIntSec Bernhardt @Heritage Foundation on Endangered Species Act 9/10/18
c-span.org/video/?451215-1/
>CSIS on Space Force 9/10/18
c-span.org/video/?451214-1/
>AG Sessions @DoJ on Law&Order 9/10/18
youtu.be/ybihW7F1vuw

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MAGA

Reminder that the 9/11 attacks were justified by American oppression throughout the world, the hijackers were brave Freedom Fighters, and if the planes had been occupied by strong black skinned men instead of cowardly whites there never would have been any deaths.

Vote DNC if you agree!
t. Michael Moore

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MAGA

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The acceptance stage

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>DEPORT!!!

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MAGA

Remember to uptrump the thread fellow pedes!!! We love our GEOTUS don’t we folks!

Place in LMAO thread

AWOO!

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This is a real news story. See if you can fill in the blanks, or guess where this happened:


A man in ______ shocked police officers when he walked into a station with the head of his wife.

The suspect, identified only as ______, was holding a bag in one hand and a machete in the other, according to a report in The Times Of _____.

In footage taken by someone at the station, ______, 35, is heard telling the officers: "This is my wife, sir, I gave her all the love I could."

At that point he pulls the woman's head out of the plastic bag and holds it up, telling officers that his wife _____ had cheated on him.

She's actually Himiko Toga

one of my law classes is going to be talking about the Michael Brown shooting tomorrow

What should I know?

a w o o

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Awoo!

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>identified only as ______
Tyrone

>we deserved it
Who wants to bet this guy is going to get #MeToo’d eventually?

Not refreshing the pastebin... AGAIN!

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>not 100%

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Cops = Nazis
Black Men = Pure and Noble Victim

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>We don't know about anything that's happening outside our country
It's not that I don't know, it's that I don't care.

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I refreshed it when told, someone forgot to save or give a few minutes for changes to hold after saving

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How to fucking pic a real law class and not take some bullshit SJW "race and politics in the law" seminar

I bet you didn't even take wills,trusts and estates or secured credit yet, you fucking nigger.

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And this if you want to slide by without issues Basically Dems need to trigger the feelings of blacks so they go vote, they do it all the time.

>Catchphrase

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London, Mohammed, London, Mohammed, Aisha.

What do I win?

Florida?

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Who is this semen demon?

pick*

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He had his hands in threatening fists and told the cop he was going to keep coming until one of them was dead.

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>not skipping

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Remember last year when Hillary Clinton fainted

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Flag this POS for terrorism.

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>Controversial
To whom?

Mr. Saturn?

it's offensive to radical Islamic terrorists

Stop advertising your twatter

who cares if they are real, we have a shit ton of problems already in the US

>2016 was 20 years ago

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Fair enough. It appears saved on my end. So, if you are baking again, go ahead and refresh now.

JAson Unruhe. Google him. Look at his ED page.

Ask teacher about the hero of Ferguson...Darren Wilson

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Linda soursour

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I'm thinking it's controversial to progressive journalists.

Florida Man?

Christopher Hitchens wrote the above article. What if he was still around?

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Not Jason. Sorry.

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BREAKING NEWS: JUSTICE RUTH BADER GINSBERG WAS JUST ARRESTED FOR SHITTING IN THE STREETS OF SAN FRANCISCO.

justice.ruth.bader.ginsber.wasarrested.com/phantom-shitter

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was this a year ago already fuck

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>that nog that immediately breaks for the door

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Tantei

No problem, refreshed

G00K.

MOOOOOOT!

Nobody cares about this fat loser.

>I don't think anyone really benefits from G*rmans.
Brazil did. Germans and Italians, brought to Brazil on purpose by a government trying to undo the damage done by the massive importation of negroes. It could have worked but it stopped too short of being able to counter the massive problem.

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MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT

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Austria BEST Germans

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Now THERE'S a job for the glow niggers
>we need to make sure this guy claiming to be a fag is really one
>you both have to watch this hardcore queer porn and watch to see if he gets hard
Could clean up the entire DoJ by forcing them to do that job or quit

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nice

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Based Hilldawg helping those two guys down the stairs

k-kek
twitter.com/Breaking911/status/1039606874507804679

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YAAAAAAS

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Delet this. I'm trying to do that and if too many people try that, they'll find out!

You have to watch your step in India. Shitstains are very treasonous.

You cared enough to comment.

Turtleman Speaks - these are the tossup races in the Senate:

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I already force the NSA to do that

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>Illegal immigrants cited in theft of 39 million Social Security numbers

washingtonexaminer.com/washington-secrets/illegal-immigrants-cited-in-theft-of-39-million-social-security-numbers

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>Nearly 40 million Social Security numbers have been stolen and used by illegal immigrants and others to get work, according to agency records obtained by an immigration reform group.

>The Immigration Reform Law Institute said that from 2012 to 2016 there were “39 million instances where names and Social Security numbers on W-2 tax forms did not match the corresponding Social Security records. The group said that there is a “thriving black market” used by illegal immigrants to get Social Security numbers needed to get a job.

>Their report draws attention to a move by former President Barack Obama to stop sending so-called “no match” letters to employers notifying them that numbers used by employees on the wage forms do not match their identity. The change followed the president’s decision to approve amnesty for some 700,000 younger immigrants let into the U.S. under his Deferred Action for Childhood Arrivals. Some of those have been dubbed “dreamers.”

Several groups promoting immigration reform and limitations have shown that illegal immigrants compete with low-income Americans for jobs.

>“The Social Security numbers of young children are especially sought by illegal aliens, as this theft is likely to go undetected for years. As children reach late teenage years and apply for credit for cars, student loans, and other needs, they may find that their credit has been compromised with mortgages, credit cards and criminal records attached to their identities,” said the group.

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>comparing that nigger to Donkey Kong

Sorry. See you there I guess.

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neat

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Thanks for newsposts m8

Would he have to also prove he regularly whacks off to it too?

Nice digits.

But no human bean is illegal. They aren't committing any crimes. They just want a better life. Think of the food.

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>just completely change the way she looks and give her white features

desuu~

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AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

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Remove taco.

>draw white girl
>color her black
hilarious

because you need to be told you're a fat loser

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Jow Forums is liberal

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MAGA

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post your rarest awoo

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>Would he have to also prove he regularly whacks off to it too?
Yes, he would have to jerk off in front of them while watching two men fucking .

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WE WUZ.... WYPIPO?

almost true

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>Indefinite detention **intensifies**

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Lol nice meme! I love reddit!