(university of minnesota) Jow Forums idiot orbits girl in class and girl posts about him on twitter

>girl knowing what an orbiter is

Fake.

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also fuck off reddit, stop censoring screenshots, eat a bullet

Putting stickers on your laptop is gay.

well, you shouldnt hit on them anyways. obviously if you have business with her or you work with her its different. but i mean if women dont find you attractive and you dont want to die alone, you are a monster if you a try. and you should just die alone. thats the lesson here

Sounds to me like he's a self-unaware NPC.

Also this, let alone Jow Forums

>stickers
>on laptop
ISHYGDDT

trust me they know

Who has better game, zoomers or boomers?
>Zoomer: "what subreddits are you into?" *continues browsing Jow Forums*
>Boomer: "hey, hope you having fun, girls" *walks away*

unattractive men arent allowed to express in any way any kind of interest in any woman or she will be creeped out and disgusted and everyone will hate you.

so you are destined to be alone and women will get mad if you try to change that. learn your place and stay within it, youre not chad. dont talk to women, they dont want you around

yeah but the kind of girl who knows what an orbiter is doesn't have a chance of having any orbiters, she'd be a disgusting Jow Forumstard mutt

God. Can all you sweet leaves just fuck off from this thread?

She’s just doing it for attention.
>waaaah pls send help

Meanwhile she doesn’t really give a shit what he does.

this. Women, especially that age, are pretty monstrous to non chads if they show interest in them.

To be fair this laptop looks like a culmination of every red flag imaginable for a man.

lel

Leaf, I hope you get diarrhea out of your own mouth tonight.

Imagine browsing Jow Forums unironically.

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>fags with all those stickers on their devices
disgusting

This is another theory, but I have doubts this is even legit.

If it IS legit, she'd be doing it for attention to gather more orbiters. Or maybe stickerboi actually isn't in to her, and she's upset and trying to shame him.

Not surprising at all. Most Trumpfags on this board are redbitors, they will deny it though to "fit in" with Jow Forums but I guarantee you almost all of them crosspost to the echo chamber subreddits aka The_Donald / greatawakening / conspiracy / redpill / w/e.

(OP)
>fags with all those stickers on their devices
disgusting

its whinny and its a lame thing to say and im dork loser and etc

but its still essentially basically correct, a bit exaggerated but largely true. and you know that

Is that how modern romance looks like these days? I find nothing romantic about Reddit or Jow Forums. Your post makes me want to cut my penis off.

>asking about reddit
>posting on Jow Forums
Press X to doubt.

leaf stop being dumb

if you browse reddit you're a fucking faggot, full stop

how do we get old pol back

Reddit is a shithole, but the Trump boards there were always Jow Forums colonies. You have a romanticized view of Jow Forums that is categorically incorrect. The board has always been 70% idiots, even the most elite and obscure of boards are bedeviled by fools. 8gag is as bad or worse.

>Poast.
Lightly poasted with budder.

>Browsing a pottery forum while in class
At least he's pursing one credible form of education on the world and not just a one sided worldview only in existence because of critical think/opinion shaming.

stickers are great if they arent normie bullshit
>but thats because i collect different artists work

"Why the White Nationalist talking point about old Jow Forums is actually a myth"
You fucking T_D cucks sound like a Vox headline now.

What? N-No it means I have personality...

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calm down muttboi, it's true

unless it's Brittany Venti making that OP, and she IS a mutt

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Not the type you hope would know.

Yep

Still got it.

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Wide awake. This particular laptop has been marked. Will find.

I used to think things like this weren’t legit, because they used meme buzzwords, but I’ve been going on vrchat and the real girls in that make the same meme jokes about betas orbiting girls too.

Those stickers are really cool but it looks so autistic on a laptop.

hello cousin

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get a shirt that fits
get a non ugly watch
orange, nigga?

better have been halloween

Maybe if you talked to actual people for once instead of mapleposting on Jow Forums all fucking day you could get laid.

Does someone have the image for boomer dating tips?

that's cringey as fuck

so basically any girl with a vagoo thinks a guy is an orbiter if she's not sexually interested in her

i bet most of these girls are struggling to even be a 5/10, top jej

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that id

oy VEY

>Those stickers are really cool

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>I'm sorry I just wanted to cum on her face and cuddle with her.*
*body

UMN polfag reporting in
Fellow /ourguy/s and I trying to deduce who it may be
Hopefully it’s just some retarded freshman

>shaming a guy for liking her
Sad and mean. If she doesn't like him she should let him know

>1 posy by this ID
>memeflag
learn the signs

based and redpilled proven by digits

>What subreddits are you into?

Is that how you faggots pick up girls these days?

Yes, because posting a laptop covered in stickers is irrefutable proof that we or anyone should believe someone that bleeds for 3-7 days without dying. Teenage woman and whores are lying sacks of shit. Be a woman about her shit and ignore petty retorts like this disgusting display of attention.

we need a new board thats gated by something extremely illegal like CP or something such that normies never dare to even open the site in the first place

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I wish I was a zoomer. But those stickers would look cool on my snowboard. Seeing them on a laptop makes me slightly embarrassed though.

This. Thanks.

Are you saying this is a colossal shit test

Reminder that weebo faggots will get the rope too.

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she's probably mad he assumed she was normie tier

>stickers on laptop
Disgusting swine

UMN polfag here too but I don't know any of us irl

haha
>autiem level: meme
What fucking autist openly browses pol in class...oh wait the same faggot that makes his laptop look like the back of a Prius.
10/10 cringe, solid gold

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>subreddit
>Jow Forums

Fake

in the 90s we didn't wear shirts that fit, big shirts were in. and unfortunately big jeans too, pic related was the white version of "sagging"

although looking at this pic i can't remember it being THAT bad

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Go to college republicans faggot

objectively yes, but at the same time if he's browsing reddit and asking her about subreddits, he probably deserves to get raped in a bathroom stall by Chad in a drunken rage

there was a /b/oard like that once, now it's gilded with traps and facebook stalker threads

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Lol! Wasn’t me I’m a t. 30 year old boomer MGTOW.

>is __fucking niggers__ cultural appropriation?

she looks Swedish

you dont me, this could be my first day on Jow Forums. its not, but for all you know ive had an active social life talking to many women for most of my adult life and that is true. i can make friends with lots of women, i have done so. but im not attractive so if i make a move its wrong, because i know shes not interested, no one is, so its just harassament. unattarctive men like me have to know their place and keep their interest in women to themselves. otherwise we are just creeps

>Jow Forums is full of faggot zoomers larping as nazis
Hardly surprising.

Yeah, the girls before them probably were aware, but just hid and denied it, but the new generation of zoomer girls don’t give a fuck if anyone knows how they feel about betas.

I was hanging out with some girls that were looking for beta bucks and they said they bar hop till they find them, and if they see a pack of guys usually they are orbiting a girl already, so the move on to a new bar.

out you fucking kike

Ok James. Why dont you go make me a pizza

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watch list homie

>stickers on a laptop
into the trash

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>asking about reddit
Yeah that is bad. I like to pretend reddit doesn't exist

if you fucks are still in school kys

This nerd probably had /v/ or something gay like that open and the dumb slag thought it was Jow Forums because le web design

Quick question: is asking what subreddits a girl is into is like a thing now? I mean I'm in way over my head here if that's how things work now

this is genuinely true and good advice, sorry fellas.

Have you tried hitting the gym? Youd be surprised what a few pounds muscle can do. Even if you are a dirty moosefucker

>girl attractive enough to have orbiters every semester uses the term unironically, knows subreddits, and knows Jow Forums...

JFL if you think this is real

if you didnt want to dance with him then why did you let him buy you a drink. if youre not interested in the dude then turn down the drink. otherwise its an opener, a chance to sit down and get to know each. its not buying a dance with a drink, its not prostitution. fuck i hate some women. the attitude on this one, what a cunt

she's Canadian, they all are

i saved these from a normiebook page that was running a few years ago at Queen's University

betas are too naive anyways, they go to a bar literally thinking if they buy a 10/10 a drink she's going to suck their dick right then and there

betas need to be properly seasoned with real social hardship, it will turn them into alphas or Elliot Rodgers

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No. Girls don't go on reddit because reddit is for faggots.

>The Money Store
What a fucking pleb

Ask /asp/ hes obviously a nujaCHAD

I'm not an undergrad :^)