/AHSG/ Atlantic Hurricane Season General - State of NC vs Some Wet n Windy

>Current Rundown:
Hurricane Florence, a Category 4 hurricane, is following the path the models have been predicting for the past few days. More strengthening is expected as well as further increases in size.

North Carolina, South Carolina, Maryland, and Virginia have each issued a state of emergency.

South Carolina and North Carolina are both now issuing mandatory evacuation orders for coastal counties.

>Hurricane Florence Info:
(As of 0800 PM AST Mon Sep 10)
Location: 28.0N 67.9W
Movement: WNW at 17 mph (28 km/h)
Max Sustained Winds: 140 mph (220 km/h)
Min. Central pressure: 945 mb

---Next update expected 1100 PM AST.---

>Models and Info
nhc.noaa.gov/graphics_at1.shtml?cone#contents
tropicaltidbits.com/storminfo/
trackthetropics.com/florence/
spaghettimodels.com/
ventusky.com

>Preparations and Safety:
redcross.org/get-help/how-to-prepare-for-emergencies/types-of-emergencies/hurricane.html
ready.gov/hurricanes
weather.gov/safety/hurricane

>Tons of info / pastebin:
markdownshare.com/view/8f18b7e1-d0bf-4fcd-974a-added9b53e39

>Previous thread:

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USAF recon mission is about to enter the eye!

>tropicaltidbits.com/recon/#AF3080906AFLORENCE

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Already dead waterfont James island user reporting in

Thank you Jesus for protecting Richmond from this storm.

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roll for 7million dead niggers

Who else here has farted?

who /hypeforJeff/ here?

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Rolling

Alright guys, I've been pretty much hibernating the last week, I finally get out of bed and I have discord messages telling me this hurricanes about to wreck into Wilmington? I live in Bay Colony right by the coast, how fucked am I? I should be fine with cat 3 yeah? I have a good house.

Hurricane Matthew O.G. veterans report in

archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/91834304

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TENTH for TAY

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hurricanes are a meme and every hurricane happening is a nothingburger

All this hype for nothing. This will be another fish storm.

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Hello fellow Richmond fag

Jeff is an absolute fucking legend. Can't wait.

I want to see Rocketts Landing washed away though. Fuck that place.

>Jeff "I Bring The Pain To Hurricanes" Piotrowski

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Iul i just did why?

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HIDF has been detected

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um, they just said now they were wrong and it is most likely hooking south, anyone just see that? They said wait for the 11pm update on weather channel...I just got home from dinner and family just told me that

>protecting liberal soicucks and their pet chimps
Th-thanks Jesus

Cat 5 or bust.

9pm bedtime anons, see ya'll when the roosters crow

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>there are hurricanes posting on Jow Forums right now

pls hit Myrtle Beach

Yoo boys

Around this time last year, Hurricane Irma was running rampant in the Atlantic and about to hit Florida.

I was in all the threads spamming shit like
>haha i'm sitting here in my comfy home sipping on some hot chocolate awaiting the impending destruction of Florida who are getting ready to get BTFO
>haha you motherfuckers are gonna scream in agony as you die and i'm gonna laugh

some of you guys might remember me since I was really spamming the shit out of these threads.


...well, karma struck and the girl I was talking to broke up with me like a week after hurricane Irma ended. I was devastated as fuck and almost fell into a depression. Needless to say, she was on my mind for months, every single day the pain in my soul was as fresh as it was when she initially dumped me. Thank God I channeled my sadness into a strict diet and 6 day per week exercise regimen, which made me ripped as fuck. I've fucked a couple of girls since too.

Either way, be careful, guys. Don't talk shit about all the anons soon to be fucking destroyed and utterly obliterated by Hurricane Florence. Otherwise, karma is gonna catch up with you too and hand you some intense emotional pain as it did to me..

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Don't worry. Shockoe Bottom will he cleansed of thots and niggers by saturday.

AF will be entering the eyewall soon

Gotta include Frankie's forecast:
youtu.be/gjua-ZkD30o

ur fucked lol

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NC HAPPENING CANCELED

SC YOUR TURN TO BUY STUFF

THE WEATHER JEW STRIKES AGAIN

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>watching weather channel of livesnewon
>"there are (((SOME))) charts that show it (((MIGHT))) go along the coast of south carolina"

Based Frankie.

NO ONE GETS OUT ALIVE

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reporting for duty

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Fuck me I want to live.

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>folks really need to keep it here for live changes. . . and for our ad revenue

Florence will be cat 5 and delete the barrier islands.

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who /murderpath/ here?

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how long until it switches to georgia or even florida?

I honestly don't know how to take this storm. Real talk no memes how bad will this be?

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Inb4 Florida only

942.8 mb on this first pass into /ourstorm/

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take it up the ass with extra lube

deadly as fuck.

rip in peace

F

Absolutely nothing will happen.

>
tl;dr pray that this hurricane is as destructive as possible and your life will eventually change for the better

Just get it over with already.

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Nice try Aquafina

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Barrier Islands are kill. Everyone else will get rained on. Don't park your car in a flood zone. Probably have no power for a few days.

I remember you, swissbro. That sucks though dude. Sorry to hear.

That being said,
*inhales*

We're fucked mate.

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You're pretty much eye wall fucked.

Irma was a bitch and so are you.

>hooking south
This is what I get for NPCposting at the UK.

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Best Carolina is going to be a total loss, to bad its going to miss South Carolina and spare the niggers. I was hoping for looting videos from Charleston.

>that pic
fucking kek

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no i'm gonna do the opposite. i hope Florence dissipates completely before it makes landfall. karma is gonna reward me with a new qt gf.

LOL RIP my Aunt

KDH here. Keeping an eye on this. Already stocked up on shit.

Post her feet.

>There is just a. . . "bad feeling" about this one.
I might be a Christian man but I don't want meteorologists telling me their feelings as if it matters.

Also that city name.

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Damn son

if money was not an issue it would be kinda fun to prepare the ultimate flood proof house
if your in the danger zone upload your set up
or if you have a set up please share

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Downtown Raleigh here. Feels good to know I’ll have power back and be playing Mario Kart nonstop by Saturday.

water.weather.gov/ahps/forecasts.php

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Extrapolated Sea-level Pressure: 944.6 mb

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it's okay, user. at least i'm not a beta cuck anymore and changed for the better.

man..it was /comfy/ times last year

>buy more supplies goys it’s coming right for you!

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Charlotte fag here, it's been raining a lot here for over a month, the ground is already saturated and the lakes are at capacity. We're more than fucked if we get even the slightest bit of wind with the rain that's coming.

I hope the landfall is more interesting than the "Virgin Irma" hurricane

Does this mean Greenville is going to be Atlantis in a couple days? How do I read this?

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holy shit what the hell is wrong with the models? This feels like Texas all over again where they kept saying it'll be fine and then they forgot to account for how deep the warm water went and the hurricane turned into a rape machine over night

what's causing the models to jump back and forth and fuck up?

>he's still attentionfagging
get help

I don't fart, I give birth to star-dust

Well congrats, the TS-force wind zone is wider than all of SC.

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When will the storm make it to Raleigh?

KEK Can't wait till it moves south and hits Florida don't trust those fucking predictions

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BEST HURRICANE PREPAREDNESS GUIDE YOU'LL EVER FIND I CAN GUARANTEE YOU:

You need water, shitloads of it. 10 cases (each containing 6, 1 gallon jugs) and three cases of 32 small bottles. You need 5 gallon buckets, as many as you can find. You need soap. You need shampoo. You need two coolers. You need propane and a propane stove. You need canned food with high caloric content. Good chili, hearty vegetable beef, etc. Ramen is worthless. You need breakfast foods like eggs and bacon and sausage. You need tortilla wraps and pita bread. The perishables will be used before they go bad, but you should be able to source more pretty fast. Make friends with your local corner store owner. He’ll keep shit to the side for you. Breakfast is important as fuck when everything is set to manual, so eggs are best here. Load up on ice. Make more with gennys during daylight hours.

You need coffee more than you realize and a french press if you can find one. You need a metric fuck ton of tea lights. You need lighters. You need an LED keychain flashlight and a standard maglight. You need batteries. You need first aid kits, plural, you need heavy bandages, gauze, peroxide and rubbing alcohol. Get more bandaids. You need more towels than you know what to do with. You need borax and a big fucking jug of laundry detergent. You need a solid hiking backpack with a waist clip. You need more socks. You still need more socks. You need a quality knife. You need a quality machete. You could use a decent rifle but you’d do better with a remmy 870. You need all the fucking bugspray from everywhere, all the time.

Four generators is great and all, but people with generators literally glow to people without. On the island, for the first two weeks, having a generator made you a target. Keep that in mind.

High pressure ridge in North East pushing it west and south

imagine how many fucking tornados this beast is going to spawn

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It’s avoiding NC entirely

i'm gonna be in every /ahsg/ every single hurricane season until I die.

a fuck load, bc its a solid core buzzsaw. Its going to have 180 gusts no doubt

inb4 this beast ends up over the hot waters of the gulf

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Why don't like hurricanes faggot?

can someone meme a Supreme sticker and hat on that sick ass airplane?

As everyone and everything should.

All you faggot buying into the fish storm hype made by the kikes so you'll buy up water and supplies and use gas and insurance to fill their noses with cash.

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We should start to die around Thursday night.
30-40mph winds predicted for Friday.

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I am one of the hurricanes. More than likely I will fizzle out before I hit land-will probably be a CAT 2 or 3 at best. Take off work for a while and just sleep in. You need to rest

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Hugo and Matthew vet here. This ain't shit unless you're stupid enough to live in a storm surge zone.

>That calm eye in the middle of that massive maelstrom
Nature really is an amazing thing

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Sensitivity to initial conditions

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the eye is the size of atlanta

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>
Ditto, user. I wasn't that worried to start, but I'm getting a bit concerned now. Have supplies for this, but worried about the roof and downed trees around here. We haven't had anyone tell this area to evac at all, kinda near Charlotte and it still looks to end up right there.

>that webm
fucking kek, based stream

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