First of all, stop calling me a leaf it's annoying, racist and makes zero sense

First of all, stop calling me a leaf it's annoying, racist and makes zero sense
Second, Canada leads the world in happiness, healthcare, diversity and generally just a great place to live
Third, Trudeau isn't perfect but he's WAY better than that asshole you got in Washington
Fourth, our national identity and pride hasn't dissapered, it's still here we just wanted to share it with others
Fifth, Canada doesn't have school shootings everyday like America or radical censorship like England, so we're better than both of you
Sixth, Canada is a fantastic sports country, it's not just muh football which has died recently
Seventh, our politics are more fair and even
Eighth, our lumber industry, nuff said
Ninth, we have a vast array of land diversity
Finally, people WISH they were Canadian, people want to be us badly

So yeah, fuck off haters and fuck you racists and homophobes.

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racial holy war

OP is a liar.

Whatever, Leaf.

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This shit is hillarious. Nice post LEAF.

ok you may not be an actual leaf but can you explain why you think you're a female cartoon vampire?

Happiness , healthcare ,diversity....just stop your embarassing yourself

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blow away leafboi.

Your first mistake was coming here and calling something racist and thinking we would care.

>Country has no gold
You guys aren't a real country.

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Don’t be desu America san
I’m drunk but also ctr/sjw shill ama while bosses r asleep

I love the hex girls

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>Our national pride hasnt disappeared, we just want to share it with others

This is the most cuck statement Ive read all week.

>First of all, stop calling me a leaf it's annoying, racist and makes zero sense

If calling you a leaf is racist then that's a mighty low standard of racism. So we're gonna put that in the same category as not letting blacks eat at my restaurant.

Fuck off, leaf.

>racist
You're a nigger and a leaf.

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>Says the country where if you have an American flag in Portland you'd get beat up and called a Nazi and be throwed in jail for hate crimes

A fucking leaf.

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Canadians aren't a race, Leaf.

Stopped reading there.

>it's annoying, racist and makes zero sense
lmao leaf doesn't understand why he's being called a leaf
this is the leafiest thread I've been in for months

Listen Leaf, the leaves will start falling soon as well as peak color season. Throw us some pretty pics of leafs.

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> gob gob I can't stop sucking cock

This is probably a Chinaman and this is a bait thread.

/leaf out

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fear the day of the rake leaf

>stop calling me a leaf it's annoying, racist and makes zero sense
If you wanted an explanation, all you had to do is ask, leaf

You see, throughout the world, there are flags with dragons and lions and shit, or colors to represent certain symbols or virtues, like our stripes representing our original colonies and our stars representing each of our states.

Your flag just has a big, ol' maple leaf on it
Like all Canada has to offer the world is a leaf
It's that lack of interesting imagery, of imagination, that makes your country a laughingstock in the eyes of the world

That and your prime minister
Holy fuck Trudeau is a miserable embarrassment on your "people"

All your country does is break up families so don't give me shit for letting people into my heart and all you do is put up a barrier Because you can't handle the change. Adapt or perish m8.

Veronica Lodge best waifu!

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>our national identity and pride hasn't dissapered, it's still here we just wanted to share it with others

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Hex girls are better

Still doesn't excuse people being racist to others.

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>Adapt or perish m8
We are adapting. See you in hell maple nigger

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>First of all, stop calling me a leaf it's annoying
Look at your flag, leaf
>Second, Canada leads the world in happiness
No it doesn't. We just say this for all polls because we literally got nothing going on. Suicide rate in the prairie provinces are some of the highest in the world and the violence from imported shitskins isn't helping. We're like Denmark, 100% happiness according to polls with 90% of the people on psych meds
>Third, Trudeau isn't perfect but he's WAY better
No, Cuckdeau is WORSE. At least with Trump you know where he stands. Trudeau prances around with sodomites and brings in boatloads of rapefugees when our economy is tanking. Calls you racist when you have a legit question on the cost of his actions.
>Fourth, our national identity and pride hasn't disapeared
Canada doesn't have a national identity. King Cuck Trudeau said so himself.
>Fifth, Canada doesn't have school shootings everyday like America or radical censorship like England
No, we just have daily gang shootings in Surrey, Brampton, Toronto and anywhere with too many shitskins. And yeah, our censorship is almost as bad. Politely disagreeing with someone on twitter is apparently gets you charged with hate speech these days
theguardian.com/technology/2016/jan/22/canada-man-twitter-harassment-not-guilty-gregory-alan-elliot
>Sixth, Canada is a fantastic sports country
The only thing we got going is hockey and even then, when was the last time the Stanley Cup was won by a Canadian team?
>Seventh, our politics are more fair and even
The leftist equivalent of a conservative Christian theocracy. And by that, I mean approaching Sweden levels of cultural/demographic suicide
>Eighth, our lumber industry, nuff said
China undersells you on lumber everywhere. Where do you think the emerald ash borer came from?
>Ninth, we have a vast array of land diversity
So?
>Finally, people WISH they were Canadian
No, people just say that because they feel sorry for us

get fucked leaf cunt

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The leaf is a proud symbol of opportunity and brotherhood
Just because you're on meds doesn't mean they're wrong
Trump could start WW3 any day now
Maple syrup beer hockey polietness is our identity
Canada is a bastion of freedom and inclusion
Winnipeg and Toronto are projected to do good
Sweden is WAY worse
The Chinese need help too, we're helping their country and their people
It's an important aspect to being a Canadian
No, people are envious.

America broke up illegals who were federally prosecuted, then brought them together and deported them. Wow. So traumatic.

Bots that just flip shit over are the pussiest shit. Like using martyrdom with sonic boom in COD4.

Toronto is a fucking nightmare of drugs and degeneracy. Literally die.

Yeah, I don't get the hate for you guys.

Frens

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Never been there so I can't judge it.

>The leaf is a proud symbol of opportunity and brotherhood

The muslim brotherhood

Yeah Sweden is way worse. But y'all gonna get there soon with the way things are going, fucking leaf.

bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-38945061

Canada man who beheaded bus passenger granted freedom

Don't insult their culture please

No we won't

So are you gonna be a mounty or a fishing guide when you grow up, Leaf?

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canada also leads the world in selling apartments to foreign chinese :)

leaf

Trump is a manlet lol

Simply put for Americans, YOU WISH you could be a Canadian!

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Day of the rake when?

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We will spare this leaf on the day of the rake. He is /our leaf/

Canada leads the world in none of these things.

>doesn't want to boast about Canada anymore

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is cannibalism legal on Canada? How far can one go?

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Why! I'd just embarrass you

youtu.be/1P_BlUY2eF4

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Trudeau isn't actually that bad and you know it

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You're such a cliche, and exactly why leafs have a reputation as being smug, passive-aggressive, and disingenuous. Please do continue using your "good" nationalism to thwart the "bad" nationalism of countries you view as lesser. You get bonus points if you declare dissenters "haters, racists, and homophobes."

You'll use every tactic you decry when convenient, while shaming others. Anyway, I hope you've been filled with the undeserved sense of accomplishment you were after. I'm sure you're starved for dopamine with all the Xanax you're used to.

TL DR on what the cunt leaf said?
bah! nevermind
all fields

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You two sound plain stupid
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1. Leaf
2. Half true
3. Wrong
4. Wrong
5. Half true
6. Wrong
7. Wrong
8. Wrong
9. True
10. Wrong

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Based af
Mods sticky this for future reference please and thanks

>Ad hominem
>lol I'm just having fun making people mad
>I'm trollin', lolololol

To be fair, I shouldn't be responding, but you're effectively covered in your own shit and strutting around like you've single-handedly defeated everyone right of your clearly undisputed and totally-the-way-it-is-because-of-you utopia.

You're just as bad as a Trump supporter.

I have no problems with leafs other than the few on here who think it's their business to medal in our elections.

>Turning on le god emporor Trump xD
Have fun being attacked by retards

I have truble with Trump being a lying dangerous retard

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>You'd isolate yourself from a clique on a Bhutanese basket weaving forum?
>You genuinely believe anything here matters.

I mean the following question genuinely: Have you ever been strained to formulate an opinion of your own in your life? Are you even capable of discussing points rather than arguing from a simplified perspective of brand loyalty?

I have such a vivid mental image of a 3/10 at best college freshman who thinks she's radical and hides her politics from her family. This lifestyle's alienating you from a lot of people and you don't even know it.

STHU ass. You're the reason why the world is so shitty

I identify as non specified gender neutral first of all, and yes, I can make and form my own opinions, I can!e to this site to try and expand minds.

Real funny

>I seek to expand minds
>I refuse to even entertain opposing view points

You are the textbook definition of a pseudo-intellectual.

Prediction:
>The guys you land take advantage of this, by the way, and none of them will stay.
>Whichever one will will not satisfy you.
>You will continue to spiral until you truly face yourself instead of searching for answers in the group.

I'm willing to bet you also identify as a witch.

Oh shit, this guy is going all out!

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leaf

Fuck off leaf.

>Guy
If I were a guy, especially a white guy, I'd just end it all.

Based leaf

Based is cringe, just stop

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This thread not have gotten this many replies. I know it is just some gay as fuck bait but just stop making us look worse than we already do. Sage

You're going against the narrative, fuck off.

Good thing you're a mixed woman. You have a leg up on those White Allies™ this way. By the way, I thought you identified as a non-specified gender? Does it change when you've positioned yourself unfavorably?

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>Thorn will never take a bite out of you

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You leafs are also the single largest exporter of faggotry.

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leaf
cultural enrichment, nice 13 year old you just culturally enriched
bending the knee to Islamic mongrels < Trump
bending the knee to Islamic mongrels > your national identity
false flags by government half the time, crime/murder #s don't deviate that much
who cares
agree since you don't have spirit cooking demons almost running the country
who cares
diversity = more sand niggers and shebeasts, I'll pass

Uhm, someone broke a leaf. Cheer up fella.

That's a pretty witch, when did I ever speak about gender? Who cares?

Rustled by the breeeeeeeeze?

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Oof, ouchie. My conviction.

Just drop the act and take therapy more seriously. You may be able to get off the meds this way.

Don't believe the hype. Football isn't dead by any stretch of the imagination. It has less viewers sure but it's still the most watched show by far

Eat a dick niggy

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I'm not fucking rustled you cunts, fuck off or I'll really get mad at yall.

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> stop calling me a leaf it's annoying, racist and makes zero sense
Hahahah nigger how is it racist are you a Treant or some shit hahaha

Woe unto the homosexual and lesbian, only enter Church if you are repenting of those ways.

Woe unto the transsexual, for your alterations cast you out of the Church, and are not tolerated by God and transsexuals will never enter into the gates of the holy city.

Yea, woe unto you, for on the outside your kind tries to escape on the outside, but in your mind you can only hide your true inner voice for so long until you think as your original sexual orientational voice. The one you were born with. Thus, there is no excuse.
>if you thought in your mind as a man, and blasphemed by gender alteration your brain shall not escape your original voice.
>there are only two voices in the two sexes.

Checkmate, abominable

Thanks leafbro.
Also suck my 4inch dick femanon

I didn't personality hack an entire election so glorious leader vladdy bear could go golfing at Myrtle Beach. How's that shitty weather and communism treating ya? You all must be like four feet tall because of the lack of vitamin D haha dorks.

>put up a barrier
You mean a WALL

The Leaf fears the Landscaper.

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>Implying I can't be a boy and like the hex girls too