Canadians getting cucked!
Cuckada
Blake Ortiz
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Angel Lewis
When you buy a lottery ticket you're already a cuck and a nigger because you pay for someone else's wealth and you don't want to work for your own wealth.
Jackson Young
Speaking of parasites...
Wyatt Long
Can an autist calculate the odds of this happening? Seems very unlikely.
Grayson Anderson
African Muslim; even the Arabs know to stay the fuck away from those
Cameron Wright
Canadians getting cucked isn't news. It's their national pastime.
Joseph Long
It's borderline impossible. The first time you win the lottery, they pat you on the back and send you on your way. The second time, rough men in dark suits turn up at your door and ask you some questions.
The lottery is just a tax on people who don't understand math, anyway, so it wouldn't surprise me if only shitskins played it.
Parker Watson
yeah SHERLY JACKSON'S THE LOTTERY
Julian Torres
Yeah, I thought so, not to mention he looks like an exemplary african immigrant. Even had the perfect "I want to learn" line. Odd indeed.
Landon Evans
This, the odds are so low it should raise some red flags, probably enough for an investigation. It’s not literally impossible though so the nog could just be that lucky. Pricks just gonna raise a bunch of shitskins in the great white north.
Connor Sanders
Some people are just lucky fucking cunts.
My uncle won the lottery twice as well.
William Thomas
Fucking what
Julian Roberts
>Canadians getting cucked
That’s their normal mode of operation user.
Jackson Phillips
In Brazil? What was the jackpot, twenty bucks and a football?
Eli Allen
Well at least he wants to go to school
Levi Russell
first time 40 million $R (9.6 million US)
second time 10 million $R
He never plays the big jackpots, just the little ones.
Leo Wright
THE IRONY OF THIS FUCKING POST
Ayden Morgan
it the odds are 1 in 1 million
then the odds of that happening twice is 1 in 1 million x 1 million
=
1 trillion
Colton Russell
If Canada's lottery is completely fair, you are just as likely to win a second time as you were the first time.
Adam Taylor
(Assuming he doesnt buy more or less tickets and all that)
Ryder Barnes
The lottery is a ploy to catch time travellers. This guy will be suicided or disappeared very soon.
Jordan Watson
The only conclusion is that he or his gang buy winning tickets to launder money.
Grayson Turner
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this so much
Landon Morgan
you said a useless sentence. stop trying to appear smart by stirring shit.
Mason Green
Technically, but the mathematics of probability make it much more difficult for two wins.
Luke Peterson
But the probablity of winning twice is millions of times smaller than winning once
Jonathan Murphy
I feel genuinely happy for that man