Brit/pol/: Native Norf Edition

>Boris Johnson to ‘throw rocks’ at Chequers Brexit plan until it shatters, aides say
express.co.uk/news/politics/1016006/brexit-news-boris-johnson-chequers-plan-theresa-may-conservative-party

>Amazon worker who sparked £8m fire at warehouse with cigarette lighter after boss ‘disrespected him’ is jailed
thesun.co.uk/news/7232641/amazon-worker-who-sparked-8m-fire-at-warehouse-with-cigarette-lighter-after-boss-disrespected-him-is-jailed/

>New map lets you see what the EU has funded in your area
metro.co.uk/2018/09/11/new-map-lets-you-see-what-the-eu-has-funded-in-your-area-7934325/

> Thirty two 'illegal immigrants' discovered in lorry in Portsmouth
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6155151/Thirty-two-illegal-immigrants-discovered-lorry-Portsmouth.html

>Proton beam cancer therapy to be available on NHS
channel4.com/news/proton-beam-cancer-therapy-to-be-available-on-nhs

>Britain’s eight million ethnic minorities are still being ignored over Brexit
newstatesman.com/politics/brexit/2018/09/britain-s-eight-million-ethnic-minorities-are-still-being-ignored-over

>Hungarian PM Orban says EU bid to censure his government is plot by liberals and socialists
independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/hungary-eu-orban-prime-minister-immigration-government-liberal-socialist-george-soros-a8533011.html

>Boris Johnson says May's Brexit plan 'worse than status quo'
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-45483679

>Hampden v Murrayfield: Scottish FA opts to keep games in Glasgow
bbc.co.uk/sport/football/45344645

>Aston Martin's St Athan 'home of electrification' announced
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-45477140

>US President Donald Trump's Ireland visit cancelled
bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-45488589

>Jealous stalker guilty of murdering co-worker in Taunton
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-somerset-45472640

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order-order.com/2018/09/12/police-called-moggs-children-nanny-ambushed-leftist-protest-outside-home/
thetimes.co.uk/article/labour-jeremy-corbyn-aide-iram-awan-working-at-parliament-without-security-clearance-rtm67sx67
telegraph.co.uk/news/2018/09/11/notorious-hate-preacher-anjem-choudary-released-prison-despite/
bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-45492228/peng-beef-the-secret-world-of-slang
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-45288789
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6158929/Class-activists-launch-bitter-tirade-Jacob-Rees-Moggs-CHILDREN-family-nannys-pay.html
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

>Mogg ambushed

order-order.com/2018/09/12/police-called-moggs-children-nanny-ambushed-leftist-protest-outside-home/

>corbyns top aid denied security clearance, still works in Parliament

thetimes.co.uk/article/labour-jeremy-corbyn-aide-iram-awan-working-at-parliament-without-security-clearance-rtm67sx67

>Anjem Choudary getting released from jail

telegraph.co.uk/news/2018/09/11/notorious-hate-preacher-anjem-choudary-released-prison-despite/

>Anjem Choudary getting released from jail

I'm sure he's perfectly rehabilitated.

ere m8 bumped ya noggin av ya eh

Norf aren't Celts we don't want smelly loud Geordies in our tribe

Kek.

lmao

Post more Picts

>giving northerners cockney accents.

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hahaha makes it even funnier 2bh

So, do you think the latest rumours of a challenge to Mays leadership will come to fruition?

>Toooot!"
I'm on the fucking floor

if this is anonymong brit/pol/ maybe the triplords were right all along......

Druids never existed in the norf, they were based in Wales and southern England.

irrelevant. the only thing the conservative party wants to conserve is the conservative party. it doesnt matter who is the leader.

Its general "native briton" posting desu.

Pictposting or Celtposting rolls off the tongue more though.

yeah totally based

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Hardly irrelevant then. Torys will rise or fall depending on the sort of deal they get for Brexit so whoever is leading them is pretty important

Make a few of these from the Roman point of view

bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-45492228/peng-beef-the-secret-world-of-slang

>BBC is literally promoting pidgin English after police are forced to learn it to be able to understand what the yoof is saying

STATE STATE STATE STATE STATE

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Here's a Deanix.

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>peng beef

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What the fuck is a peng beef?

Potent animosity

BRIT POL , I am moving to Sheffield to study at university , can I get the lowdown on the city?

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THE WHITES ARE BECOMING BLACK

its liek when wastemen got no respek innit blud 'nd dey chattin' like a paigon on da rong endz ya get me? mandem dont need nunna dat gon get da boyz 'nd merk im, ya get me f a m?

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It's shit, although the western suburbs where most of the students live are actually quite nice

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you can take the wog out of africa but you can't..........

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Oh right.

Oh no no no no

>don't go

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only 7miles from rotherham

YOU SEE CRIMINALS

I SEE A KEBAB CHEF, A TAXI DRIVER, A FOOTBALLER...

Imagine the training session. Do they get someone they arrested earlier in the day to come in as a guest speaker

I just got off 3 days of a Job Centre course. Fuck me lads I think i've lost braincells.

What was it?

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>killed by E.coli
'oose 'e, then? One er them Mooslamics?

>tfw landscaping for boomers
They can't make their fucking mind up. No idea what to do today because they've gone back to not being sure about what I thought they'd decided upon.

>also mfw people whining that brit/pol/ doesn't talk about every political non-happening they're interested in because they're boring cunts who get excited when a backbencher wipes his arse

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am i gonna get v& for this

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>pidgin

latest news

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Lots of fit birds and dirty slags. Great accent if you can understand Yorkshire speak. Better know how to make a good brew and pour a pint.

Warehousing and FLT. Everyone there is a Norf meme.

I went on one of those about 2 years ago, it was a harsh irl blackpill, so harsh infact that instead of going back for day 3 I had to go visit the job center and explain to them what a massive waste of fucking money it was for them to be contracting their training out.
A senior JC person asked me to come in and see them, we went through everything from the standard of training, the personality of the teachers and how retarded the people taking the course really are.

The bloke had no idea

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-45288789
>Cannabis clubs, where the drug is shared and smoked among members, are growing in popularity in the UK. The BBC's Victoria Derbyshire programme took the police and crime commissioner for drug policy to meet people from three clubs to find out what they could contribute to the legalisation debate.
>This didn't end in arrests

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Serves them right for going to a foreign country. Worst you'll get in Blackpool is a bad kebab.

Where are you from?

Mods have deleted the pictposts, whoever reported them, kys

>Worst you'll get in Blackpool is a bad kebab.
>Blackpool
>a bad kebab
Charlene Downes is a little bit worse than 'bad'

I am getting seriously fucking pissed off with how butthurt some anons are.
You are not allowed to have even the slightest bit of fun here without upsetting some salty bitter cunt.

Does anyone have that news article accusing the House of Lords of being on drugs because they're gooning out?

I know, these pictposts are the best OC this general has produced in ages as well

Cops have no interest in policing weed. just get it legalised and taxed fuck sake so we can cut the deficit. Build a fucking tourist industry around it to bring in holiday makers from Europe

The JC know, they just send no hopers so they are considered as in training and not in the stats as NEETs. Also they can sanction anyone who doesn't show up. Most people on the course have done half a dozen of these pointless courses and are still be unemployable.

Can you imagine reporting anons for making inventive and hilarious OC?
There are a couple of Anons who will not STOP crying about it.

Still not dead. Brexit is still a happening.

> Fuck yeah!

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>just get it legalised and taxed fuck sake so we can cut the deficit.
We'd have to stop increasing spending for that to be a viable solution
Also don't support giving the Proles another pacifier to keep them happy as they march to oblivion

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Got a physics test tomorrow lads. Wish me luck.

Stop fucking moaning

It was an eye openner for me, the JC staff I spoke to about it told me they are paying £800 per person for a 3 day course to the training company lol

desu I wouldnt give any of the cunts on the course with me a job either

I agree, if it's suedo legalized anyway we might as well make money off it, create designated smoking areas where it may be smoked , make it none public and don't advertise it. Use the same methods as we have for Tobacco

Very much like a drinking club for dwarfs that's a very low bar.

I'll moan as much as I want you sour cunt.

goodluck lad

East Lancs.

I bet she were a tender kebab though.

Fuck off shill.

He looks ready for a heroquest.

good luck

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I invented pictposting.

You're whimpering in a dead general.

im curious.
what would the people reporting pictposting prefer to see posted?

I'd rather this shit general died forever.

We had a conversation about automation and AI today and I was trying not to laugh at the knuckle draggers trying to get their heads around it.

Perhaps they'd like to discuss the Northern Ireland backstop or something equally fascinating

>80 ips in here last night

Fuck off you sour nasty little piece of work. Narcissistic worm - go fuck off to outer/pol/ or reddit where you belong.

I will. Enjoy rolling in your own filth, worm. Keep your shit in here where it belongs.

Bye then mate.
Can you imagine coming into a general full of things you don't like and complaining about it? OH no! How could this happen to you?

feel sad about the state of the country lads

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Still dont get why having a proper border with Ireland is controversial desu.

this is the thing, theres nothing else to talk about politics related.
norf posting is the superior social commentary of our times

I'm not your "mate" and your general is shit.

Why are you still here posting you utter mong? I thought you were above this 'shit' place, mate?

>nothing else to talk about politics related

Theres lots going on today

i made the mistake of saying that at the time i had multiple online personas for applying for jobs that i wanted, saying that when i send my real application i also send half a dozen semi retarded ones that are ridiculous, they were looking at me like i was speaking fucking hebrew

order-order.com/2018/09/12/police-called-moggs-children-nanny-ambushed-leftist-protest-outside-home/

Can we talk about this?

These people are fucking SCUM

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Replying to you, pissant.

>fuck off
>I will

Can you follow your own advice then please?

>tit-for-tat
theyre shifting chairs around on the titanic lad, we hit the iceberg years ago

YOUR KIDS WILL BE MUSLIM

YOUR STORMS WILL BE MUSLIM

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dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6158929/Class-activists-launch-bitter-tirade-Jacob-Rees-Moggs-CHILDREN-family-nannys-pay.html

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Bye faggot, have fun complaining about having your memes purged by mods.

Fucking this mate. It's not a British general. It's an English council estate autist general. I just like to poke my head in and sea if there's anything interesting being discussed.

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>Not Andrew
>Not Adrian
>Not Alan
>Not Arthur. ...
>Not Anthony. ...
>Not Alexander.

>Lets go with Ali! that's a propah British storm that is.

>i also send half a dozen semi retarded ones that are ridiculous
Why?

old cunt will be dead soon. its the young ones we'll be fighting.