/ahsg/ ATLANTIC HURRICANE SEASON GENERAL 2018: HAPPENING

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11AM STATUS:
Location: 530 mi SE of Cape Fear, North Carolina
Moving: NW at 15 mph
Min pressure: 943 mb
Max sustained: 130 mph


Next intermediate advisory at 2PM EDT/AST

Next complete advisory at 5PM EDT/AST

RUNDOWN:

A motion toward the northwest is forecast to begin by this afternoon and continue through Thursday. Florence is expected to slow down considerably by late Thursday into Friday, and move slowly through early Saturday. On the forecast track, the center of Florence will move over the southwestern Atlantic Ocean between Bermuda and the Bahamas today, and approach the coast of North Carolina or South Carolina in the hurricane warning area on Thursday and Friday.

>Florence is expected to produce total rainfall accumulations of 15 to 25 inches

The area from Cape Fear to Cape Lookout can expect storm surges of 9-13 feet.

ADVISORIES:
nhc.noaa.gov
prh.noaa.gov/cphc/
HURRICANE PREPAREDNESS:
redcross.org/get-help/how-to-prepare-for-emergencies/types-of-emergencies/hurricane.html
ready.gov/hurricanes
nhc.noaa.gov/prepare/ready.php
MODELS AND INFO:
tropicaltidbits.com/storminfo/
trackthetropics.com/florence/
spaghettimodels.com/
ventusky.com
windy.com/?28.400,-68.700,6
>Meteorologists/Storm Chasers:
twitter.com/Jeff_Piotrowski
twitter.com/ReedTimmerAccu

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surfchex.com/cams/kure-beach-web-cam/
youtube.com/watch?v=ZENO8e6IITA
twitter.com/valentynexo/status/1039927810146615296
youtube.com/watch?v=lqfExHpvLRY
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

Waiting warmly for REAL JEFF HOURS

first for nothingburger

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where is the new euro model?

Somethingburger

banned under Article 13

hey guise i bought 2 twelve packs of mountain dew am i good??????

Maybe it will just blow over.

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Based Teeter subs

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ALL IS SAVED

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Floridafag here, stay say Carolinabros.

saved

Gonna be a comfy weekend.

what's this another nothingburger like last year? they fucking evacuated my city and i barely had a palm leaf down.

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Cook it or toss it, I suppose. Once the power goes out it goes out to the trash anyway.

save the tendies from flo's gaping hole

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harvey wasn't a nothing burger

Doesn't seem so bad in Myrtle atm. Guess these guys are in it for the long haul.

Anyone know what stream is closest to the landfall point near Wilmington? Is there a wilmington stream?

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What are the odds that this year or the next 10 years we will see a slow hurricane such as this one hit new york and the massive ammounts of precipitation will cause the steam pipes to explode and all the cars to be washed out to sea?

surfchex.com/cams/kure-beach-web-cam/

irma was. only affected some faggots in key west. nothing of value was lost.

here is a livestream of the Wilmington Tower in NC. it will probably be good later when the storm gets close

youtube.com/watch?v=ZENO8e6IITA

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What's the deal with Raleigh, mostly safe minus a few inches of rain?

Irma veered far too left
She missed a perfect strike

>its flo time

Gotta go to Piggly Wiggly and get some chicken. All other stores wimped out and closed but not Piggly Wiggly. I hope they have chicken. I could eat it as my house is having the trees blown through it. Would make an extra comfy night.

this link timed out user. is it broke?

Pretty good. The storms are getting more frequent and more violent it seems.

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scared carolina boys getting worked up over a category 3 baby, you retards have never experienced a true storm

andrew... now that was a hurricane *sips*

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Teets > Pubix

benis

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twitter.com/valentynexo/status/1039927810146615296

stupid retard

6-10 inches

F

F for puppers. Hopefully quick death and relief of stupid fucking owners

Jaja

Clemson reporting in. The recent south turn means I'll probably have a rainy weekend. Luckily I'm far enough inland to not have to worry cuz this storm is a monster.

70% probability of harvey jr forming down at the gulf bois

flo is just the distraction

Goddamn, you all are pussies. If you're not on the coast, stop worrying.

I didn’t have fucking power for 14 days and had to spend 5 grand getting my fence and pool fixed. How is that a nothingburger?

working fine for me

will cardboard houses hold?

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only if you've stocked up on mountain dew.

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irma flooded dozens of houses within a mile of me, and im in the carolinas

floridafag here. heard about your storm. Oh no that sucksss

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Get yourself a red bull

Happeningcon 1 is in effect.

Please stay in your homes and lock your windows in doors.

Further information will be relayed shortly.

Report in Carolinabros

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HE'S BACK FOR MORE

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Don't worry you'll get everything that's coming to you

Go home Florence, you're drunk.

Anybody want to give their personal chainsaw safety tips? I'm a slightly better than newb, but I'm worried about folks not aware of kickback, getting a face full of chainsaw, cutting trees in compression/tension, etc. Any logger bros willing to share some knowledge for the NPCs firing up their meat slicers probably for the first time?

>Its gonna be a Cat 2 by the time it actually makes landfall
Oh wow another literal nothing storm, stop the larping you niggers

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Will this be as bad as that houston one?

>hurricane incoming
>cock your gunz
kek

JUST DON'T SHOOT AT IT LIKE LAST TIME

Depends on how many black people are in the Carolinas. Houston the real problem was niggers are too dumb to evacuate.

Its eye is reforming
So no

In terms of the ammount of wind and rain is it as much as the houston one?

STATE OF EMERGENCY ISSUED FOR ALL 159 COUNTIES IN GEORGIA LADS

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There are quite a few

It was supposed to bring like five foot storm surges that would completely ruin every house on the coast. Fixing your cuckpond and a fence is nothing.

what happens if a boat goes into a hurricane on the ocean?

I'm going to magdump at it

people in north carolina put horse shoes in trees when they are small so the tree grows around it. this can kill you if you cut it with a chainsaw.

Columbia reporting

youtube.com/watch?v=lqfExHpvLRY

welp I guess our backdoor is done for, gonna put couch and weights there to hold it, it's also already blocked by a wood outside. Just don't fucking flood the house

Not really sure, but if it lands as a CAT4 or 5 there will be some real destruction. I think the flooding and stuff depends on how fast it is moving also. You have the surge and then also the rain.

The boat magically becomes an airplane

1K fatalities EOW

REPORTING FOR LEXINGTON SC

This thing is expected to stall on the coast, so yeah it has real potential to pull off Harvey 2.0
It all depends on how much the movement speed has slowed down when it makes landfall.
Harvey was progressing near walking speed and was half placed on land and sea, which made it so devastating.
It was constantly able to replenish itself from the warm sea.
The sea is warm as fuck here too, so this is going to be very interesting. No telling how this is going to behave.

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Who /tendie/ here?

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>The Mossad has a twitter account for shitposting
I wish.

I'm in florence sc

FACT: Floridians are immune to hurricanes

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sweet

This site can’t be reached: surfchex.com took too long to respond.
That message was what I kept getting but it's finally working now.

lol what

When is this projected to hit the coast? Tomorrow?

lets meet up

Tomorrow; i think early tomorrow.

Did she not put them in a temp shelter?? Are they just fucking around at the house?

>Florence SC is real

It's destined to meet Florence the Hurricane.

Don't be a limp wristed faggot. Beware of tension on the log, cut from below 90% if so and finish from the top. Just use common sense and be careful.

>go around town
>no place is open except this japanese cuisine sushi place
>go inside
>its ran by this little old asian lady
>she says it was open during hugo

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Nah 8pm tomorrow for first real,affects and it'll be at coastline early Friday am like 2

nothing to report yet man, no happenings until like Friday or something

Myrtle here

Then it magically becomes a submarine, and then it magically becomes a reef.

We need a battlestation thread

- snacks
- drinks
- links for webcams
- theme music

Stay there and eat the finer cuisine

flo is a thicc bitch

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