/ahsg/ ATLANTIC HURRICANE SEASON GENERAL 2018: SAVE THE NIKES EDITION

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2PM STATUS

CURRENTLY UNDERGOING EYEWALL REPLACEMENT CYCLE SO INTENSITY WILL FLUCTUATE. THIS IS STILL VERY MUCH A HAPPENING:

Location: 530 mi SE of Cape Fear, North Carolina
Moving: NW at 15 mph
Min pressure: 943 mb
Max sustained: 125 mph

Next complete advisory at 5PM EDT/AST

Next intermediate advisory at 8PM EDT/AST


RUNDOWN:

A motion toward the northwest is forecast to begin by this afternoon and continue through Thursday. Florence is expected to slow down considerably by late Thursday into Friday, and move slowly through early Saturday. On the forecast track, the center of Florence will move over the southwestern Atlantic Ocean between Bermuda and the Bahamas today, and approach the coast of North Carolina or South Carolina in the hurricane warning area on Thursday and Friday.

>Florence is expected to produce total rainfall accumulations of 15 to 25 inches

The area from Cape Fear to Cape Lookout can expect storm surges of 9-13 feet.

ADVISORIES:
nhc.noaa.gov
prh.noaa.gov/cphc/
HURRICANE PREPAREDNESS:
redcross.org/get-help/how-to-prepare-for-emergencies/types-of-emergencies/hurricane.html
ready.gov/hurricanes
nhc.noaa.gov/prepare/ready.php
MODELS AND INFO:
tropicaltidbits.com/storminfo/
trackthetropics.com/florence/
spaghettimodels.com/
ventusky.com
windy.com/?28.400,-68.700,6
>Meteorologists/Storm Chasers:
twitter.com/Jeff_Piotrowski
twitter.com/ReedTimmerAccu

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Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=niAmYQsV08E
youtube.com/watch?v=ZENO8e6IITA
surfchex.com/cams/kure-beach-web-cam/
youtube.com/watch?v=WkFraQmxU2U
livebeaches.com/webcams/windjammer-surf-cam/
wsoctv.com/traffic/nc-cams
youtube.com/watch?v=deG4NxkouGM
curiositystream.com/video/2106/storm-chasers-guide-hurricane-harvey?utm_source=Twitter&utm_medium=Social Post&utm_campaign=Storm_Chasers_Guide
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Weather_Service_bulletin_for_Hurricane_Katrina
curiositystream.com/video/2106/storm-chasers-guide-hurricane-harvey
tropicaltidbits.com/storminfo/
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

1st for Trump

Streams and Cams:
youtube.com/watch?v=niAmYQsV08E
Wilmington Tower: youtube.com/watch?v=ZENO8e6IITA
surfchex.com/cams/kure-beach-web-cam/
Nags Head Beach: youtube.com/watch?v=WkFraQmxU2U
livebeaches.com/webcams/windjammer-surf-cam/
NC DMV Cams: wsoctv.com/traffic/nc-cams
Frying Pan Ocean Cam: youtube.com/watch?v=deG4NxkouGM

The storm keeps getting weaker and weaker. I'm worried it's going to turn out to be a big nothing burger. Please tell me that it's still going to do some serious damage.

First for floating nig nogs

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>Jeff said he'd give a live update
>almost an hour ago

Jeff where are you

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What are you doing Flo get your act together

UPDATE

LOOK AT HOW THICC SHE IS

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Free Documentary about jeff's Harvey adventures.

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Pretty sure there will be a lot of flooding even if the winds aren't that strong.

Dubbles or higher and this will be nothing

Myrtle beach and Wilmington are toast

What are the models showing for that shit? What time is landfall estimated at and what category will it be?

But will it involve heavy winds, rain and flying debris?

curiositystream.com/video/2106/storm-chasers-guide-hurricane-harvey?utm_source=Twitter&utm_medium=Social Post&utm_campaign=Storm_Chasers_Guide

>Wilmington getting hit by the North Side of the eyewall for over 24 straight hours
BASED

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Yankee filth detected.

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Bumping for shitstorm pig feces.

We're sending him in

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im on an island on the face of it, planning on recording some flying shit covered bull sharks.

All I can think about is this:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Weather_Service_bulletin_for_Hurricane_Katrina

Nice trips, by the way.

reminder of puppy hurricane

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Blue shed in 30 minutes

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FLO is going straight up the Chesapeake

why was he chasing their friends?

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Thanks NC for weakening this to a Cat 1 for us in best Carolina.

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>cat 1

ITS FUCKING NOTHIIIIIIIIIIIING

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LMAO

kek

I’m southern as the day is long but you have to be a tasteless idiot to eat boiled peanuts. Now that I’m thinking of it chitlins are in the same boat too.

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it's still going to hit SC as it weakens down to a 1, user. The storm is larger than the red symbol on the picture.

HWRF takes the cake for the most retarded model run ever.
It shows a surface pressure of 833mb, this is the 850mb layer, which would technically be underwater.
The model literally broke.

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The worst part is paying that much for fucking peanuts

>max wind
>269.8kt
wtf

The new forecast on windy.com makes it look like a nothingburger for us piedmont anons. wow..

The southern end of a north bound mule maybe
boiled peanuts are great

>Be American
>Go out
>Get snipe'd
>Stay inside
>Get bomb'd
>Live near the coast
>Get Typhoon'd
>Live in a city
>Get killed by feral niggers
>Live in a sub-urb
>Get killed by feral spics
>Live in the deep south
>Get brown'd
>Live in the North
>Get Yellowston'd

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The hurricane strength wind field is expanding. Overall there's more energy in the cyclone, it's just not as focused on a tight core. Flo is a loose gal. Meaning lots more people are gettin fucked. Hundreds of miles of coastline are going to be wiped clean.

...

ALERT ALERT NEW BITCH ON THE BLOCK NEW BITCH ON THE BLOCK

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It gave 180kt for surface winds, which is possible.
269.8 however would be the strongest winds ever seen.

There are tasteful and delicious southern recipes. Warm Soggy peanuts and the rejected parts of pigs are not one of them.

>curiositystream.com/video/2106/storm-chasers-guide-hurricane-harvey
the legened himself

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Don’t tempt her user she’ll do it

Joyce is a slut.

puppers wants to play.

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If only the hurricane was as good as it's outfit

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Hey Florida looks like you get a taste of the next one

Enjoy

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120 MPH


Barely a thunderstorm anymore

Literally absolutely nothing will happen.

>tfw pupper with a neglectful owner

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When't it gonna hit the coast? Some people are saying Thursday but others are saying Friday.

>Tallahassee gets wiped out

and nothing of value was lost

fuck off HIDF

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Fuck off HIDF

>Kirk

yeah no one is gonna leave for a storm named Kirk

anything under a category 5 is completely unacceptable

all i have to live for is happening

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Damn, I've never read this before. Florence won't possibly be as bad as Katrina though, right?

When will it be Hurricane Jeffs turn?

>Get Typhoon'd
skitskin hiding his shithole country detected

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This will happen.

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>turns out this model is 100% correct but the govt doesent want us to know posiden is coming in hard

Yoo niggas

So when is this damn hurricane hitting the jewS of A?

I need to prefer for /comfy/ times. Need to stock op on cocoa powder for based hot chocolate i‘ll be sippin‘ on, while the USA is getting BTFO.

Keep me updated, anons.

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Nice digits, checked for thiccness

>SAVE THE NIKES EDITION

OH NOES NOT THE NIKES!!!

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*prepare

well that was depressing.

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Supposed to hit in about 5 hours

>t. Floridian

This is what I've been thinking, like they are trying to downplay it to prevent mass panic.

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tropicaltidbits.com/storminfo/

that's Mangkhut faggots

soon user

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Cat 3, dumb fuck.

Florence is dying. They prolly shot ice in her. Fucking Drumpf.

Show your flag, pussy before we meme a drone strike on you.

>hours before the hurricane makes landfall
>all the models start showing 60 foot storm surges
>how did this happen.mov
>turns out the hurricane is so powerful its pushing into the ocean
>SC and NC get wiped off the map

4-5 hours.

HAPPENING CANCELED

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i fucking hope

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pfffhahahaha

I meant the shit you just took

No, but it will be worse than a sizable minority in its path believe.

I work with people in North Carolina and Virginia. Hope they all stay safe. Most were evacuating yesterday though

What a tease.

our next hope

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Bigly shit.

The weather jew wins again

F

I hoped they could read.

Meh we still have mankhut. That one looks nasty as fuck.

THANK YOU SATAN. If that fucker curves towards New Orleans, I'll cum buckets.

ITS FUCKING NOTHING

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>Maximum sustained wind 120 mph
Meme storm
At least idiots filled the pockets of the jews with their panic spending

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>Shitskin
Yeah sure brah

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No one cares if a bunch of chinks die.

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>Warm Soggy peanuts
there's your problem right there. Eat'em cold and have them good and salty.