Jow Forums humor thread
also looking for the screencap of Meghan McCain cum tributed on /b/
Jow Forums humor thread
Jacob Edwards
Logan Wood
Jace Lee
Luis Foster
Ethan Diaz
Brandon Diaz
Kayden Russell
Michael Stewart
here, have some BASED AND REDPILLED cartoons
GREEN PILL AND THE REPTILIANS
youtube.com
IRON PILL DEFEATS RACISM
youtube.com
IRON PILL SOLVES FAT SHAMING
youtube.com
Eli Myers
Bentley Murphy
Brazilian medicine
look closely at unedited pic...once you see it...
Isaiah Evans
Niggas be so cheap they sending him off with about 300$ to the great strip club in the sky.
Austin Ortiz
I was literally just looking at a bunch of 9/11 jumper stuff, weird - this is the first thread i saw.
Usually I don't care that much about tragedies or whatever but something about 9/11 jumpers really gets me. I can't imagine what it would be like to have to make that choice and then to jump. I know some people were acting on instinct due to the smoke and heat, but there were people who jumped in unison with others abd people who tried to use table cloths and sheets and shit as parachutes and rope. These people were for the most conscious and aware of what they were doing. One witness wrote about how strange it was to watch a lady stand on the edge for a few minutes, and then hold her skirt down in a show of modesty before leaping to her death. Ten whole fucking seconds to think about your oncoming death. How terrifying that must have been. Maybe some people had a feeling of peace? Maybe closing your eyes and imagining being weightless would help. IDK. One day you're going to work and then an hour later you're watching the ground rush up to meet you. Makes me sad and angry every time I start thinking about it and looking at the footage and images. I hope some day the kikes pay for everything they've done.
Benjamin Powell
>table clothes as parachutes
Fucking burger education.
Jackson Gonzalez
>clothes
hue hue hue
Jack Bennett
UMA
M
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Brandon Edwards
Is that a shit bag? Are his guts damaged
Andrew Rodriguez
"lmao fucking burger edu-"
BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM
>gets shot by motorcycle gunman
>then double tapped by off duty officer
John White
Thomas Kelly
no beef against burgers but this is funny asf
Julian Cox
Alexander Perry
Lol. His name is Israel too
Brandon James
Amerimutt jam
The N.Y rats were well fed for a while
Chase Martin
Bentley Brooks
It is a pouch of monkey soup...Voodoo medicine.
Blake Young
“I hear rope necklaces are really in this year”
Joseph Morales
Hudson Sullivan
>be mutt,
>walk anywhere...
>"break yoself fool, get shot by nog.
Alexander Flores
oof, nice try buddy. good luck with your free falling "nation"
Bentley Martinez
> Be dirty brazillian
> Get bitten by mosquito
> Get Zika virus
Robert Brooks
damn, i'd fuck that bird
Daniel Brown
Jackson Lee
Asher Wilson
Never seen that before. Is it real? Looks too clean.
Nicholas Richardson
Owen Fisher
Jason Howard
Lincoln Stewart
Jaxson Sanders
>be American, have "white GF"
>get STDs from Tyrone, Jamal, Jesus, D-Rock, Carlos
>have their babies, pay for childcare
>Gf convinces you to film her mandingo parties
Caleb King
ya, it comes from a rare video from 9/11, guy was filming the corpse splat on the ground.
Matthew Jackson
>beep beep
>sup my dudes
Eli Richardson
i dont get it
Eli Myers
Liam Richardson
>gotta go fast
John Butler
Christian Adams
Henry Adams
That's so bad I feel like killing myself too.
Joshua Flores
What is this, an image for ants?
Noah Ward
Nicholas Hill
The alt right is connected to libertarianism and many alt righters are former libertarians. The alt right is more or less fighting for a libertarian type world with whites only so it makes sense to be on that side of the rope. The commies are footsoldiers for the capitalist neoliberal globohomogayplex order whether they're aware of it or not. Seeing the commies fight on their behalf is confusing to the lolbertarian as traditionally one would think the capitalists would be on his side cuz of muh free trade
Cooper Cooper
>implying we wouldn't just rebuild the powergrid better than it ever was before.
Kayden Collins
I-Is that... the same person?
David Ramirez
t. ant
Jordan Campbell
user, I....
Caleb Cruz
Austin Wright
eventually, possibly. but there would be a period where we would have to revert to feudalism and agriculture for a bit at least. that is if we'd ever fully recover from the total collapse.
Liam Hill
uma uma uma
Julian Rodriguez
Who would do that? Millenials? With their bare hands? Get real fat boy.
Nicholas Rogers
Michael Edwards
Each catastrophy that happens only leads humanity to be better. The Black Plague, the Fall of Rome, etc.
Hard times breed strong men, the weak die, they make the world better.
Jonathan Evans
same chick, at the right infected with the Femin virus
Liam Gonzalez
Dylan Moore
the bright red is photoshopped
the original just looks like wet splotches on concrete
Jace Sanders
>see son take first breath
>raise him to best of your ability, make sure he is always happy and healthy
>protec
>wife gets blacked and divorces you
>lose any contact
>miss son everyday
>get sent pics of him being indoctrinated by SJWs
>dont know address so you can't go there and rescue him
Jose Morales
Lolbergs (who want a minimalist state) and Fascists (who argue for a strong state to be used as a tool for the good of the population) would appear to be opposites, yet frequently find themselves fighting on the same side of many issues, such as not accepting that Christian bakers should be forced to bake cakes for buttsex parties.
Likewise, the far-left who rail against Capitalists frequently find themselves on the same side as Big Business, such as on the issue of mass-immigration, which large companies support because flooding the labor market with foreign workers means they can get away with paying their employees lower wages.
Jose Garcia
Is this why he is in a wheelchair now?
Benjamin Turner
Zionist cabal did 9-11 faggot, you laughing yet?
Nolan Powell
This
Knowing someone did this, either our own government or terrorists or Jews absolutely infuriates me.
Jordan Walker
It wasn't a corpse until it splattered on the ground.
William Williams
You can't be fucking serious. Nevermind, I remember where I am. Of course it's true. This world needs burning.
Ryan White
>my sides
>orbit
Someone needs to meme this as a gif
>falls down stairs
>is an actual cripple
Dumping Cripdeau's now
Hunter Morgan
>ayyyy wheelz LMAO
Jason Jenkins
decimate
Aaron Watson
>zoom zoom my dudes!
Elijah Murphy
holy shit
Andrew Howard
>gotta go fast zoom zoom my dudes
Juan Brown
>sometimes i attac
Joseph Rogers
F
Jonathan Wilson
>bzzzsshhhttt
*record scratch*
*freeze frame*
>You're probably wondering how I got here.
Samuel Jones
>no worries my dudes, I got my cripBBC on lockdown
Easton Peterson
its like some sort of faggot chariot race
Daniel Rogers
>you ready for the mirin'?
Hunter Bailey
thank you. although as a closed borders libertarian I feel like I didn't get this because libertarianism is almost exclusively thought of as open borders, and so I didn't get why the capitalist character would be on the right side of the rope. It's nuanced though, you have to realize those at the top don't actually want a free market, they want the government to keep new competitors out now that they've climbed to the top, by earning it or by cheating their way by partnering with government.
Dominic Bell
Kek
Brandon Mitchell
>they mirin'
Jason Rogers
>High 5! Mirin!
Aiden Lewis
Jace Taylor
for all the photos of jumpers, i haven't seen a vid of one.
They may be faked.
Grayson Myers
HAHAHA I forgot about this
Asher Lopez
Henry Thompson
very fucking good
Brayden Collins
Assuming "authorities" like the ((CHURCH)) don't force us into another informational and technological dark age. We have the ability to come back from an Carrington style event relatively fast, but will TPTB (I hate that term) allow it before the population levels again falls back to their proscribed Goldilocks Zone?
Aaron Morales
same. those nice firm tiddies
Christian Edwards
Or 1969; whatever
Cooper Smith
Easton Brown
...
Eli Phillips
Nolan Lee
Logan Thomas
Lincoln Parker
Beat me to it.
Michael Lopez
>Ten whole fucking seconds to think about your oncoming death. How terrifying that must have been. Maybe some people had a feeling of peace? Maybe closing your eyes and imagining being weightless would help.