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Putin stated he was 'hoping they would tell their side of the story'. Whatever that means.

£4-500 is a lot of money to most people on this island and this planet, to spend on a coat, regardless of your larp

Just use it all to make an incredibly expensive scarecrow.

Papers coming in hot lads

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>poorfag seething
yeah a lot for a poorfag LMFAO

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Lads, I'm going to be forced into getting an apprenticeship soon. What should I go for? What's actually valuable and interesting, and won't make me want to an hero?

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Plumbing. You'll earn a mint. It's easy to, just water lego innit.

MAY OUT
JAVID IN

Simple as

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loser

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>Guns
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So lads, what do you have planned for tomorrow and the weekend? Personally going to head back to gym and see my friend perform which should be interesting, if I grow some balls over the weekend I'll reinstall my social media shit.

Also probably going to move to Linux distro, thinking an Ubuntu based distro as I'm too much of a pleb for Arch.
What do you like for a start lad?

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Last one.

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>sleepwalking to financial crisis

Remind me what are the point of economists again? What do they do?

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What are your options?

>tfw my dad is a Judeophile
>tfw he no longer considers himself a Christian but he still believes they're God's chosen people
ffs, it really itches me the wrong way listening to him talk about how much he respects their family-oriented culture.

>corrie's made me depressed

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>There is no evidence the firearms being prohibited under the Bill have ever been used to commit a crime you will be criminalising law-abiding citizens

>The Bill is seeking to address the risk that these rifles pose if they were to be acquired by
criminals or terrorists, given they are significantly more powerful and dangerous than other firearms permitted for civilian ownership under section 1 of the Firearms Act 1968

daily reminder that this is unironically the argument the government made for grabbing more guns, and their only evidence of anyone even trying to get one involved it been illegally obtained abroad and smuggled in anyway

>hearing the theme tune come on remaining you how shit life is

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plumbing or spark

is tracy that transracial woman?

It's the Daily Star, what do you expect? Literally "news" for brainlets who can't understand politics.

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is there any way to sneakily give well-to-do parents 4 kids everytime they get preggers?

I like things that you can't get apprenticeships in, such as history, philosophy, theology, geopolitics etc. As far as apprenticeships go, I feel more inclined towards things relating to agriculture, IT, science.

the absolute state of British "men"

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I have literally never understood how deal or no deal works. It’s like numberwang to me.

you can do all that in your spare time.

what kind of music is this specifically, when I type in brass bands its all marching music

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Name a positive achievement of parliament in the last 50 years.

>american no understand bantz
never change burgerbro

The banker is some yid who spins a dreidel to decide on how much to offer

They have to guess what number is in the box

Listen to
Sparky Spark men do get a really decent pay lad.

My uncle is retiring now from being an electrician with a house in Florida and is buying his youngest son flight lessons at the age of around 12 other than an alcoholic troll like wife, he's doing pretty alright for himself.
My friend has just completed his IT contract to which I can't remember what exactly his role specifically is however, it's enough for holidays to Zante, and live pretty comfortably and now he's fucking off to Europe and doing contract work.

/britpol/
not for long ISP-dick sucking faggots
now we can go back to banting with aussies like in the good old days

increasing the number of mps.

we're still nowhere near the ~40million target but you have to start somewhere.

It’s called depressing music.

>watching soaps
>ever

Go for agriculture. Sounds pretty interesting,

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I generally don’t know why normies do it.
It’s just gossip in a fictional town.
Fuuuuuuu

you dont watch soaps u use them to wash things idiot

Imagine being an actor in one of these things. Not just playing a fictional character, which is pretty fucking gay anyway, but playing one for your entire 'career' for decades and decades of your life. I'd rather blow my brains out.

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i used to watch hollyoaks yeaaarrs ago randomly because it used to be on before skins or something

True, but I'm feeling myself drawn to the possibility of living a monastic life. My family will despise me if I do this though.

I've seen a cyber security apprenticeship being advertised, which activated my almonds. That line of work has gotta be fruitful, right?

Yeah, unfortunately the ones I can see being advertised are a bit too far away, like 10+ miles, and I don't drive.

Lucrative is that cyber security work moit

>i'd rather die than stop being a nobody poorfag
>t. anonymong
checks out

Get a bike, lad.

That’s pretty much how banking works anyway
Why do they have there own box? Why do they choose their mates boxes?

>cyber security
dont do this. its a meme.
if the alternative is stacking shelves at asda, then do it but dont expect to be doing anything besides changing passwords for people.
do computer science if you want to do security

If you’re serious, which I doubt, you will fuck yourself up sunshine

Pretending to be some braindead character in a terrible soap opera for years of my life would be soul-destroying.

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>you will fuck yourself up sunshine
i already have

checkmate poorfag

Yeah sometimes I can't believe when I see a bit of one of them and its the same actors as when I was a kid. Tragic.

and doing nothing with your life and posting on Jow Forums isn't soul destroying?

Fair enough

You tell us lad

my ancestor

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SIDE TING LOOKING AT MY PHONE, TELL ME WHY YOU STRESSIN ME (UHH!)
CUTE FACE, NICE WAIST, AND SHE GOTTA BOOTY FROM THE WEST INDIES (RIGHT FROM THE WEST INDIES!)
JUST WANNA LIVE MY LIFE, SMOKE SO MUCH WEED I CAN'T SEE (UHH!)

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>That’s pretty much how banking works anyway
heh heh, true

As for the box, they open it at the end to find out how much they win or could've won. They also get the opportunity to swap their own box for the last persons box.

Ok, thanks for the head up.

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dont act like you're hot shit because im in the same boat although that isn't even true since i have so much and so many options, you have nothing.

Of course it is.

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You don’t even know me

Deal or no deal is a joke mate

Reminder that drill music is based and quintessentially British.

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yet here i am sinking your battleship

>originates from Chicago

So cringeworthy watching blacks here copy american ones

but we do user

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this

Remove yourself kebab

lads, why can i understand american-black lingo better than london-uk-black lingo.
what's all this peng malarkey?

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kmt these lost yutes

NIGGAS IFFY UHH
BLICKY GOT DUH STIFFY UHH

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Darkies being darkies.

innit

Who am I?

a virgin

Well that was shit

ur mums a cubicle bruv

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>brain so underdeveloped it can't detect sarcasm

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fucking this lmao

you'r mom
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Terra Formars is a shitty anime.