So I just took that political compass quiz. And well... What the fuck?

What does an authoritarian government have to do with nationalism? Maybe you should learn what a nationalist is before you call yourself a nationalist?

By this compass, what would I be then?

I'm a little higher and to the right. I'm worse than Hitler. Are you sure that's what you want?

Ya, don't trust political compass. It views the right in distintically liberal terms, so a non-liberal rightist ends up getting put in the center. Happened to me too, I got a very similar rating, while say the 8 values test got me as a right wing populist.

National Socialist.

I answered with full sincerity and honesty, don't care who was where on the compass

Very nice. That's a better test.

This.

Good. Some people answer like they're being watched or trying to be somebody else. Being honest is important.

The closer the person is to the center the more likely it is that the person is an NPC

Yep, just got that I'm a right wing populist from the 8values test, just like USAnon told a few posts back

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just do the politiscales one and shut the fuck up already.

Not surprised. The issue is in the West all the right wing parties are Liberal parties, with few to zero ties to a kind of blood and soil, pre-20th century conservatism. So laissez-faire economics gets held up as being conservative, when historically it is liberal and bourgeois. This is especially true here in America, since our nation was more or less founded on liberalism. Thus, polls like this oftentimes don't know how to classify illiberal conservatives. One could argue that's why the left is freaking out so much about the current populist right movement, it's so different and they just don't understand it.

t. Srborad Gomez

idk what i'm looking at
does this give me cred with the cool kids at Jow Forums now?

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I think the compass puts too much emphasis on things like being pro-marijuana legalization and pro-gay marriage. I have a pretty strong stance against things like crime and immigration but it always throws me into the upper-right corner of the green quadrant just because I have just a couple of traditionally lefty traits.

mandatory

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truth is you're pretty much a leaf inhabiting oceania

>Leaf
>Strong stance against immigration

Don't compare me to a leaf ever again you fucking shit

Pretty /pol-ack but way too much communism there

>dude weed lmao
>not a leaf

i didn't say yes to the wealth redistribution questions, pretty much only advocated for regulation for the ones that would implicitly allow narcotics and pornography to be freely distributed for profit

and by regulation i meant prohibition, wish they made it a question just outright stating "the state should regulate the market so society doesn't get corrupted" or something like that

I was charted center left. Which I found odd.
The tests are not very good to begin with, but it probably has to do with being a hypocrite who hates degeneracy unless its his own... you know... things like Jow Forums.

I don't even smoke it, it's degenerate. But the (((war on drugs))) and crowded prisons for "le devils lettuce" is fucking stupid.

well I guess its our perspective on the test, hypothetically I'd assume that the government wouldn't be in bed with the kikes and the war on drugs wouldn't be the shitshow that it is, but realistically you're choosing the more sensible option.
under that guise I guess I would also end prohibition towards drugs

Fuck :DDDDD le rational centrist xDDDD

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Yeah I guess you're right about the context and the way the question is framed by those who wrote it. Oh well.

What i got, political compass places me center, a little bit right

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There was a different political compass test, don't remember where it was from. Put me here, seemed much more fair when the garbage test in OP kept getting me in green over my environmental stances.

Anyone know where pic related was from? I recommend it.

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>higher on the compass
It depends on who is in charge of the state. I'm low on my compass because I don't have any love for my current ZOG.

Based

This means you will be in gulag very soon .
Enjoy the time you have left user

and this is the result i got for choosing exactly the opposite of what i think

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I'm pretty drunk but is this why art hoes won't date me?

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The political compass is biased towards the bottom left, so add (3,3) to your coordinates for a more accurate representation.

Then I become the Führer, and that's beautiful.

This is the way it should be, a balanced worldview with no heavy biases

this is the ideal ideological equilibrium, you will not like it

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Fuck of Jew, the only redpilled position ever is radical centrism

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You're an indecisive pussy.
What don't you get?

reminds me of Eevee...

...I choose leaf stone

Damn, user. I wonder how it feels to be such a retard.

This.

Am I allowed in Jow Forums?

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But in all sincerity, OP, you should try to position yourself really somewhere.
fpbp

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wrong one and also in spanish

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Simply being pro-environment throws the dot off to the Left. There are much better tests out there.

Hi Jeb!

Fucking Nazi REEEEEEEEEEE

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no you shouldnt, you should see where you fall instead of being full of shit

a bit further up into authoritarian-land and you're basically hitler
it's not called national SOCIALISM for nothing

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said the lefty, Actually, I was like you but then learned about economy. You'll certainly grow up, I said to myself "I'm never going be like this pole guys" and now here I am, shilling right wing beliefs.

>taking a test made by a literal commie who thinks all ideas on how to organise society can be placed on a grid of two axis going from right to left

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Reminder that all braindead laissez-faire Ameretard Lolbergturdians are cancer.

humanity-justice-equality, libertarian socialism, green

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double fencesitting double nigger

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yes

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