AUS/POL/ CHANG'D EDITION

Just because I love ya gweilo.

>Chinese Influence on our Major parties
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>Scandals for Labor and the Unions
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>No Jab, No Play: Health researchers register rise in vaccinations following welfare payment cuts
archive.fo/cXAyf#selection-250.0-250.1

>Julie Bishop reveals Liberal MPs face serious internal accusations
unv.is/baka.com.au/politics/federal/illegal-julie-bishop-reveals-liberal-mps-face-serious-internal-accusations-20180913-p503kb.html

>John Howard at odds with PM over seat preselection
unv.is/baka.com.au/politics/federal/john-howard-goes-against-scott-morrison-in-wentworth-preselection-20180913-p503il.html

>Jobs boom rolls on as unemployment stays steady
archive.fo/LYR3Q#selection-250.0-250.1

>Australia is one of the world's riskiest housing markets: Oxford
unv.is/afr.com/real-estate/australia-is-one-of-the-worlds-riskiest-housing-markets-oxford-20180913-h15bu0

>They swear the economy is improving — should you trust them?
archive.fo/ZQchd#selection-252.0-252.1

>Australian crypto exchanges are trying to break a deadlock with regulators on trading in digital assets
archive.fo/DkQTW#selection-1068.0-1068.3

>Attorney general scoffs at referring Dutton to court
archive.fo/gPvwF#selection-1325.0-1325.52

>Nine News. Child Eve Refuses National Anthem(Queensland)
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Chinese gf now

First for Jewish Bankers

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>tfw you're the whitest person on /auspol/

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thread reminder that the bradfield scheme needs to be built now
also how is everyone going at learning mandarin?

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fuck off jew

>jewish
>huwhite

dolei loh mo ma yellow bros

>5.5%
fuck mate, that must have been hard to read

Soon lad

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South east Queensland is the best place to live, like why would I move away??

100% AUSTRALIAN

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fuck you chang yous a bich ass niga

>tfw qt fob chink in uni class asked me out
what do

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>Implying my father looks Jewish

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give her the wang.

Whip out the dong

>those hands

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gib number pls

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wu her

People's Republic of 澳大利亚

any chinese boys want an australian gf(male)?

KEK

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Haro!

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I'm working on a Chinese girl... I'd rather one of the Indians, when they're hot oh my God they're just insanely hot, but they're all married. Yep, every Indian girl seems to get married at around 16, it seems not uncommon to marry and then see your spouse like once a year. A husband to them is just that guy who fucks them once a year, so they stare me down every other day making me think they're single until I hear friendly calls about mortgages.

But sure. Chinese gf. Zero chin, but at least her stomach is flat and her legs slender. The other girl looks like Morena Baccarin in her 20s. But sure. Chinese gf. Woo, let's get invaded by China so we can be a nation of chinlets.

>Zero chin
is that her name?

there was a chinese guy in my primary school named james dong. used to have a giggle every time the teacher said his name. there was also a james wang.

how?
t. khhv

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how bad does that guy want to eat that pussy.

tell her about your autism

wtb Cannabis s.a

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sounds like a plan

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head down to the local cop shop and ask them who they are on the take from

Can't wait for cuckservative tears on election day lads

Reduced Fat Assed Coffee.

What are we listening to tonight?
youtube.com/watch?v=Gr8-HMnD4l4

Also:
>too poor to renew eHarmony
>too ugly for Tinder
>too autistic to go clubbing
wat do to get qt asian gf

agreed, many pajeetesses are hot af, like cricket and just want to cook and be wifey, they seem like actual people who won't desert people of a bit of slumming. Chinks are either viciously money hungry or are sjw down with whitey, especially if they're from Singapore, usually from rich parentage.

accept her offer to go out. if you have a good time go out again.

Have a Chinese friend who pronounces puff as 'poof'

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she didn't actually propose anything specific because she knows nothing about sydney and barely leaves campus so it's pretty much up to me to make any plans, no clue what to do

ask her if she wants to go out and eat century eggs

>1st date coffee
>2nd date lunch/dinner
>3rd date cook for her then wang her
ez

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based SCUMMMO hitting that 2007 vibe

>Dinner at Kingsford
>Take her home
>Whip out the dong

>SCUMMMO
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hope his hillsong group don't hear that bit

wtf I love turtles now

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Well I'm done wagecucking for tonight, Feeling quite JUSTed at the moment.

They can spout bullshit about the economy and job participation but if more than half your workforce is working a casual or part-time job and they live paycheck to paycheck it isn't really a sign that things are going the right way.

git gud

take her to china town maybe. you can eat in one of the cheap food courts then gofor a walk around the harbour.

>kingsford
how did you guess

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Bailey agrees.

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there's also rules against digital manipulation of the offical feed, might be interesting for whichever intern they blame this on.

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Are you studying at the moment or do you have a degree?

Why doesn't aus/pol/ make any oc?

I guess you're studying at UNSW too lad

Tell me why you haven't got your firearms license yet auspol

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And I would also like to say, you may of noticed all these retailers are shutting down, that isn't because HURR everyone is buying shit online, it's not like we weren't buying shit online 10 years ago.

It's because no one can afford buying luxuries anymore.

Because most aus/pol/ threads at made at our evening hours and that means we just come off work and can't be arsed

No and no I don't. What the hell makes you think having a degree means anything these days? I give you that if it's something in STEM sure, but I know for a fact I ain't smart enough for that.

want us all to be wage slaves or on a universal basic income so we're permanently poor and controllable

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yeah, how did you guess? Is UNSW even more CHINKED than all the other unis in syd?

unless you love it, fuck full-time work, I do 20pw, stable job for the past 4 years and am very comfortable.

>What the hell makes you think having a degree means anything these days?
Lad I agree with you there, I don't have one either but I clawed my up the salary ladder.
Granted I work as a software developer though

Macquarie and USYD have just a large a Chinese population.

here

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Shame, would be funny to see an aus goalposting equivalent

>yeah, how did you guess?
It was random lol.

> Is UNSW even more CHINKED than all the other unis in syd?
Haven't been to USyd or UTS so I really can't say.

Reeks of yank that lad

The new cut of Tony ABSOLUTE Abbott:
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fucken took me 2 minutes in paint fucking whinging pom

save my efforts for better boards most of the time tßh

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>I'm so despondent about everything. Everything I try goes totally wrong. There's no escape from this hole here. I feel drained. So far, I still haven't found a real purpose in life. Sometimes, I'm afraid to get out of bed in the morning. There's nothing to get up for.

.Joseph Goebbels

Who else can relate to this on every level?

hello

i met an australian girl in singapore

she had blond hair with curl and soft skin with big chest and blue eyes

do australian girl like japanese man? i am interested in australia and want to make a girl friend

why is australia having the chinese flag?

I don't believe you're a true Japanese person, I mean for one you're speaking English but lets assume you aren't fake.

The answer is probably no and the reason for the flag is because the Chinese are controlling our political elite and fucking over regular people buy buying up all our houses creating a shortage and then selling them for insane prices.

>iPhone Xs Max
>$2369AUD
Christ.

Dude even the XR, the model that's supposed to be dirt cheap is incredibly expensive.

Fuck iphones.

bigger than your dick mate

It's a symbol not a practical product, equvlent to Gucci or LV. It's a jewelry with computer functionalities.

>Scomo shared a vid on facebook with a clip of Question Time set to hiphop
The absolute state of politics in our country
>kikebook.com/scottmorrison4cook/videos/2264424973777174/

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Hello white expat, you can't fool me

i just sleep 14 hours a day.

>tfw too intelligent to not buy it

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t. joshua from ohio

πPhone is the only option

Shan't be buying it

French are literally not white, they are the ones that voted for Articles 11&13.

no mate πPhone means you turn 360 and walk away

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kek did you see the improvements? It's like
>bigger
>30min more battery life
>maybe improved resolution
>can have a second sim card but it's "eSIM" only
Who the fuck buys this shit? If there was any sanity in the world this phone would be the exclusive domain of ultrarich brainlets.

yeah I used to be an apple genius but they sacked me when I figured out how to replace the battery

>Fall from ladder
>Siri: You just fell down. Am I correct?

LEL

More Murdoch or Soros propaganda

Can't wait to see how inane and gay the left is.

Apple is for girls and soi bois.

If you've been made aware that someone in the AFP or ASIO or whatever is watching your online activity, would you force them to sit through hours upon hours of ISIS beheading videos or would you have mercy and have them watch tasteful transgender pornography complete with some pungent scat thrown in?

In that case, what are you faggots using?

>LG v30+

Take the black pill. Cynical happiness.