/AHSG/ - IIITTTSSS TIIIMMMEEEEE

That's a nice butthole.

How many dead so far?

Ok... stay out of flooded streets

im good with it, still massive flooding and hopefully death to people who didn't evacuate.
no idea sweetie

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I hope they safe guarded Brunswick Nuclear Plant.

especially like how you switched the water level links on each state
nice job OP

20000, Wilmington was just leveled and snakes are taking over Charleston as we speak

Still alive.
Birds are still flying around.
Not happening

>always going to be a water event
Sounds kinda setup

thanks for helping cutie pie

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Not going to kill people, just cause massive amounts of damage to your shitty 3rd world cities.

user please go stand on the beach and livestream in a few hours. PLEASE!

When is Jeff going live?

>one car going across
F

Errrr... I mean, the hype from the beginning was that this was an area with grounds already saturated, and that this hurricane would sit on the coast for a while dumping rain.

3rd world... ok leaf..
How’s nafta?

American always overblown thing to make them look hella worst then they are
it give them a purpose they lack otherwise
welcome to the new reality tv show where everything is drama

prepare to be washed away

Dear Mr, Canadian, please go back to eating your shit. There is a reason to all of this. countries need to be proactive not reactive

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>all of those faggots that evac'd for this bullshit

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This is in no way a predicted event.. it was a hopeful event
>Fuck drumph

At least we don't overblow our dogs, leaf.

Not even close

The storm is going to hit a nuclear power plant.

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>post yfw when over 1.5 million people evacuated for a CAT 2 hurricane

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So is it happening or not

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>Even if it doesn’t
>Wots a false flag?

Not

Not really.. there’s a storm... but it’s normal

>Not using this as a prime opportunity to escape Wilmington and never return

you still have time user drive to the beach

let me lick it

WE WILL REBUILD!!!!!!!

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When is Gloomtube going live?

Wilmington is going to wash away into the ocean man. The carolina coastline will be under feet of water this time tomorrow

Just watch Jim Cantore. I bet he'll be out there all fucking day this is what the guy lives for. I almost feel bad when the storms lose so much strength. I can't help but feel that Jim gets a little sad...

>30" of rain and 6-9' storm surge is perfectly fine

Which is the push...
Get people to move off the coast..
Just like New Orleans

exactly. These fags saying its not happening are stupid and uninformed.
how could you not feel bad, your job is to hope for the worst.

Guys, is he going to be okay?

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So says who?

surfline.com/surf-report/cape-hatteras-lighthouse/5842041f4e65fad6a7708a38
Cape Hatteras
Surfing conditions are exceptionable, wind surfing possible if you happen to have a silk scarf

chris chan should kill himself, and solve all his problems

youtube.com/watch?v=wILFddYxKOM

trigger warning on the picture please

Sandy wasn't even a Cat 1 and it still fucked up NYC and Long Island. There are still places that never recovered years later Storm surge and flooding is going to be pretty devastating for all the coastal towns

Tubular dude

he still has an aol email? holy shit

Anyone notice how the Hurricane in negative kind of looks like the CIA sun spot

Thats a funny coincidence

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So how long till Brunswick kills us all?

At least 2 models predicted it would stall out miles off shore...
No ones is talking about that

F

(((models)))

Checked
He he

it‘s ok user, we‘ll be fine and will have a laugh

THE EYE IS BACK

CHARGE HER UP LADS \o/\o/\o/

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people are hung up on the winds. weather brainlets

THANK YOU President Trump for weakening Florence with BASED Weather-Modification Technology

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the eye has been there, stop using spaghetti models thinking you know what your talking about.

>Muh hole

I mean not the worst no one hopes for damage and death, but some of these guys are weather nuts and as I used to be one, you always hope for something awe inspiring and incredible. Right now they have someone standing on a dock but the wind is only 25 mph. There's also a black guy out by some river where literally nothing is happening. The best was during Sandy where there were reporters telling people how bad it was and to stay in their houses while some guy was literally riding a Jet Ski in the water directly behind them, drinking a beer. The hype machine is always wrong. They also showed the day after tomorrow last night. This hype is all to support their global warming myth that these Cat 2 storms have 'never happened' and are 'unprecedented.' Never thought I'd say this but the weather channel is fake news too.

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new path prediction coming in about 15 minutes. who is ready for the change of a inland push?

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JEFF IS LIVE
youtube.com/watch?v=7R8YFHbTmPI

I think news anchors and weather men are always hoping for the worst. Ratings and numbers go up. Its a win win for them

This is my point. A Cat 2 storm, which will downgrade even more upon landfall, is in no way shape or form a storm of the century. These people have to shut the fuck up.

Look up how many times forecasters get it wrong.

Nononononononono I don't want it to set off that reactor this is bullshit I tack back what I said make it a tropical storm!

24 hours user. Kiss your kids tonight, make love to your wife one last time, enjoy your favorite dinner tonight, open that bottle of wine you have been keeping in reserve.

this time tomorrow we will all meet our maker

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here comes the southern shift goes to cat 5 straight into Florida

fyi I have family that was directly affected by sandy. It fucked up the coast user.

MY BEER COOLER IS READY

ALL BATH WATER, FULL STEAM AHEAD

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Finally. Let's get this show on the road.

Thanks. The other stream is just a guy talking.

>hella

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If forecasters and the government don't exaggerate they'll be criticized to no end, which is what happened with Katrina.

Watch out! Don’t drown!

trigger fag
8675309

ABSOLUTE MADMAN

Where is the periscope guy who follows the hurricanes and streams

FLOODING HAS ALREADY STARTED BECAUSE THE SOIL IS OVER-SATURATED AND WATERLOGGED FROM PREVIOUS STORMS

ANTI-HAPPENING FAGS B.T.F.O.!!!!!!!

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Not my problem... they still get it wrong

Nope, the eye is going to steam roll all the way to Raleigh as a Cat 4. NC is kill.

>wrightsville beach
>85

F, will never look the same again

THE SEA IS ANGRY

youtube.com/watch?v=niAmYQsV08E

Holy fuck this madman is in the thick of it. Those waves are crazy.

This dude is a dummy

lmao it's barely even onshore

THE FUCKING MADMAN