Hurricane gonna make the nigs loot!

>nhc.noaa.gov/
>ndbc.noaa.gov/
>weather.com/safety/hurricane/news/2018-09-10-hurricane-florence-forecast-us-east-coast
>spaghettimodels.com/
>weather.cod.edu/satrad/exper/
>charlotteobserver.com/news/local/article218125560.html
>thestate.com/news/state/south-carolina/article218123955.html
NC Water levels
>usgs.gov/centers/water-dashboard/surface?state=SC
SC Water levels
>usgs.gov/centers/water-dashboard/surface?state=NC
>navytimes.com/news/your-navy/2018/09/10/navy-warships-sail-out-of-norfolk-while-air-force-planes-fly-into-the-heart-of-the-hurricane/
>wsoctv.com/traffic/nc-cams
>511sc.org/

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youtu.be/5SH9TkgTaJ4
youtube.com/watch?v=niAmYQsV08E
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youtube.com/watch?v=jwByn_Eb_tw
youtube.com/watch?v=deG4NxkouGM
youtube.com/watch?v=DzgZEgAJCVk
pastebin.com/PY8a5ZHa
pste.eu/p/mddn.html
pscp.tv/Jeff_Piotrowski/1rmGPNXPPOQxN
youtube.com/watch?v=7R8YFHbTmPI
youtube.com/watch?v=ZENO8e6IITA
surfchex.com/cams/kure-beach-web-cam/
youtube.com/watch?v=WkFraQmxU2U
livebeaches.com/webcams/windjammer-surf-cam/
wsoctv.com/traffic/nc-cams
ebmcdn.net/webcast/flash/bogue-inlet/live-iframe.html
youtube.com/user/TornadoAlleyVideo
youtube.com/watch?v=IhnQzDX-tWo
youtube.com/watch?v=8S2UB43CIfQ
surfline.com/surf-report/cape-hatteras-lighthouse/5842041f4e65fad6a7708a38
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

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bread theme
youtu.be/5SH9TkgTaJ4

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Tfw the whole thing was to distract from fema investigations

wwiiiiiiiiiiiiiipe out

youtube.com/watch?v=niAmYQsV08E

pscp.tv/w/1rmGPNXPPOQxN - jeff, dead for now

any comfy happening streams up yet?

Well.... that’s horrible

Jeff died

Evacuate

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yup
>youtube.com/watch?v=jwByn_Eb_tw
>youtube.com/watch?v=deG4NxkouGM

think there is one up on rt but not linking that.

>Jeff "Just A Couple Buildings Collapsed" Piotrowski

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How am I in a near perfect 90 degree angle of map safety??? Wtf is this shit???

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>HIGH CASUALTY COUNT IMMINENT

TRUE HAPPENING WILL BEGIN SATURDAY NIGHT AND SUNDAY WHEN THE CITIES ARE UNDER WATER

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If you want your shit stolen

Haha... can’t swim?

he will rise from the ashes
you cannot kill Jeff motherfucker

New
youtube.com/watch?v=DzgZEgAJCVk

There's nothing safe about that. That means you're getting W/NW/N/NE/E/SE/S bands of the storm

you're beyond dead

Streams and Cams:
pastebin.com/PY8a5ZHa
pste.eu/p/mddn.html
youtube.com/watch?v=niAmYQsV08E
Jeff!: pscp.tv/Jeff_Piotrowski/1rmGPNXPPOQxN
Jeff!: youtube.com/watch?v=7R8YFHbTmPI
Frying Pan Ocean Cam: youtube.com/watch?v=deG4NxkouGM
Wilmington Tower: youtube.com/watch?v=ZENO8e6IITA
NC Beach Cams: youtube.com/watch?v=jwByn_Eb_tw
surfchex.com/cams/kure-beach-web-cam/
Nags Head Beach: youtube.com/watch?v=WkFraQmxU2U
livebeaches.com/webcams/windjammer-surf-cam/
NC DMV Cams: wsoctv.com/traffic/nc-cams
Bogue Inlet Pier: ebmcdn.net/webcast/flash/bogue-inlet/live-iframe.html
youtube.com/user/TornadoAlleyVideo
user's Dad south of Wilmington: Periscope: daybud007
Dania Beach Pier: youtube.com/watch?v=IhnQzDX-tWo
TWC Carolina Beach: youtube.com/watch?v=8S2UB43CIfQ
surfline.com/surf-report/cape-hatteras-lighthouse/5842041f4e65fad6a7708a38

You're still gonna get wind and rain, you're not truly safe.

My ass doesn't need to in El Paso

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F

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I TOLD YOU CUNTS

>storm prediction downgraded from a cat 4 disaster to potentially barely even a hurricane at all at landfall
>rainfall reduced, inland areas that were "predicted" to have up to 15 inches of rainfall are now barely going to get 6 inches, and all the rainfall is now going to be centered on a tiny strip of coastline, the amount of rain inland is basically going to be a nonissue
>even the storm surge, the "worst" part of the storm, is going to be lessened by the weak as shit wind speeds which are the dominant driving force behind storm surge in the first place
I wonder (((who))) would have overhyped this nothingburger in order to sell a bunch of useless plywood and generators to gullible Yanks

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>"Storm of the century! BUY SUPPLIES NOW!"
>runs face first into wind shear

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which stream are y'all watching?

digits
bless you

Florence, I loved you. How could you betray me like this? I would have been happy with a cat 4, even a cat 3 but a cat 2? CAT 2??????????????? Get out of my sight, you weak willed slut.

Yeah, that tiny little storm surge will really put a couple of barbie doll sets underwater

can i get a gf from a hurricane?

is this thing going to go up the coast then go in at GA turn into a tropical depression then go back out to sea and turn into another hurricane?

ty user

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Jeff-the-man

always Jeff

the hurricane is the gf :)

Charge her up lads \o/

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Why is that shape there though?
Is it going to go east for a a while then turn directly north? That seems weird.
Even more weird they would know that.

\o/
get me wet, you dirty whore

Good on ya!
Stay clear

thanks user

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thanks bruhs

a hurricane can't watch tucker with me while she rests her head on my chest
that's what i want user

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JEFF! HE'S NOT DEAD

Hits the apps and has to go somewhere.

>useless generators
they're actually pretty cool when your power goes out.

Jeff
>Cat 1, cat 2, cat 3 - it doesn‘t matter

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Jeff is back!

jeff is alive with beter quality stream on yt

youtube.com/watch?v=DzgZEgAJCVk

Are you me?

They always loot during hurricanes why isnt this a surprised?

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yeah but it's the difference between the maybe 2 days without power you're going to get vs the 2 weeks without power (((they))) predicted

Mountains > Hurricanes ?

GET OUT, JEFF
YOU MADMAN!1!!
YOU ARE GOING TO DROWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Some one played sonic 3 too much.

Totally thought he got fried

>implying there are any other streams comparable to jeff

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But she can arrive wet and wild and take your house and car when she leaves. :^|

sometimes i rest my hand on my stomach in my bed pretending its my imaginary gfs head

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Cause Kangz ain't gotta pay for sheeit

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Done Gloom Tube have anything going?

>why isnt this a surprised?
you are a racist if you believe any negative "stereotype" of african royalty

made my day

He’s still a pussy scared of wind..
He seems a bit duped

is jeff offline atm?

h-h-haha..

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>Man trapped? in Hurricane Florence as gentle 80 mph breezes caress his face and his feet get a little wet

hes on yt

Wow it's already flooding and nothing has even started yet. Wilmingtonanon is done for.

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no he's back on the tubes

youtube.com/watch?v=DzgZEgAJCVk

>atm
Ass to mouth?

too much bro.

mother mary is there for you. but you have to respect her

Fucking weatherkikes peddling fear, it's a nothing burger, will barely be cat. 1 when it hits landfall, IF that. Its getting weaker by the hour.

People saying the flooding will be bad. How bad? Like the majority of the Carolinas or just the coast? Will inland be affected and will the nuclear power stations and pig farms be affected as predicted? I mean how much rain will be dumped by a cat2 and how much storm surge?

Is there a plan this year to get #FlorenceLootCrew trending?

It takes a lot of momentum for a storm to clear mountains and still have most of it's "storminess?", like most things in nature it's gonna take the path of least resistance and that path doesn't involve crossing mountains.

Worse than Hurricane Fran

gotcha, thanks

no, automatic teller machine

Nope

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Ok... thanks

sc can flood with bad storms and they saying columbia which is in the middle can get 10-15inches

Hit Wilmington as a category 5.

Kek wills it.

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yep, more rain and same winds for Raleigh.

These aren't even the worst ones.
The real niggers go straight to stripping copper and metal out of buildings that aren't even damaged.

HIDF please go.

>mother mary is there for you. but you have to respect her
wow I never thought of it like that. Unironically thank you leaf.

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user... We'll get there. Just stay strong

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there‘s no correlation between category and rainfall

mostly the coast, but I know my area (central NC) is going to get some water damage probably
issa lot of rain

It might reach your ankles.

>actual footage of hellish conditions brought by Florence, extreme 50 foot flooding and 200 mph winds
>buy my storm prep shit goyim

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Holy SHIT! Rain? They’re fucked

gotta crap but i dont want to miss anything

guess im just gonna go walmart style til this happening ends...

OH MY GOSH

youtube.com/watch?v=deG4NxkouGM

Intense video will be put out soon from jeff

looks like a fucking joke

NC is mostly flat at the coast so it can go unimpeded and dump a massive load on it, it won't start the money shot until it's over the foothills of the apps otherwise known as the piedmont.

>Fucking weatherkikes peddling fear, it's a nothing burger, will barely be cat. 1 when it hits landfall, IF that. Its getting weaker by the hour.

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