**THE ULTIMATE REDPILL**

**THE ULTIMATE REDPILL**

There are no countries other than the USA. They are all fake. The only place that exists and has ever existed is the United States. Once you cross its borders you find yourself in a simulated world, much like the matrix. The people who live in this so-called "foreign country" are nothing but highly advanced holograms who have the ability to create sensory stimulations (sound and visual effects, as well as touch). They are all controlled by one big hive-mind AI computer and they are thus so weird. Keep in mind that it does, however, lag sometimes, which explains every single awkward/weird moment you've had with a person from another 'country'. Also, there is no such thing as a 'foreign language'. It's all just randomly auto-generated gibberish. 'Spanish', 'French', 'Russian', 'German', 'Italian' are all lies, let alone the smaller ones such as 'Thai', 'Afrikaans', 'Serbian' etc. Do not be deceived by these obvious tricks (((someone))) is playing on you in order to brainwash you into globalism and multi-culturalism that will lead to nothing but (((their))) own personal gain.

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Sounds reasonable.

Truth

There are no countries other than the Netherlands. They are all fake. The only place that exists and has ever existed is the Netherlands. Once you cross its borders you find yourself in a simulated world, much like the matrix. The people who live in this so-called "foreign country" are nothing but highly advanced holograms who have the ability to create sensory stimulations (sound and visual effects, as well as touch). They are all controlled by one big hive-mind AI computer and they are thus so weird. Keep in mind that it does, however, lag sometimes, which explains every single awkward/weird moment you've had with a person from another 'country'. Also, there is no such thing as a 'foreign language'. It's all just randomly auto-generated gibberish. 'Spanish', 'French', 'Russian', 'German', 'Italian', 'Americans' are all lies, let alone the smaller ones such as 'Thai', 'Afrikaans', 'Serbian' etc. Do not be deceived by these obvious tricks (((someone))) is playing on you in order to brainwash you into globalism and multi-culturalism that will lead to nothing but (((their))) own personal gain.

Holy shit OP is red-pilled to the max

Imagine being such a faggot that you go through the effort to type out all that shit.

That’s what it’s like to be OP. That’s what it’s like to be a faggot.

can confirm

OP is a delusional faggot

FACTS

Our conspiracy has been discovered! Abort - I repeat - abort!!!

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Now this I unironically believe.

can confirm

Fuck you humans!! the true robotic masterrace is gonna kill you all

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This their explains perfectly why Jim Carrey is such a faggot.

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Hologram checking in

The real reason you can't invade Australia is because it doesn't exist. Australia is not real. It’s a hoax, made for us to believe that Britain moved over their criminals to someplace. In reality, all these criminals were loaded off the ships into the waters, drowning before they could see land ever again. It’s a coverup for one of the greatest mass murders in history, made by one of the most prominent empires.

Australia does not exist. All things you call “proof” are actually well fabricated lies and documents made by the leading governments of the world. Your Australian friends? They’re all actors and computer generated personas, part of the plot to trick the world.

If you think you’ve ever been to Australia, you’re terribly wrong. The plane pilots are all in on this, and have in all actuality only flown you to islands close nearby – or in some cases, parts of South America, where they have cleared space and hired actors to act out as real Australians.

Australia is one of the biggest hoaxes ever created, and you have all been tricked. Join the movement today, and make it known that they have been deceived. Make it known, that this has all just been a cover-up. The things these “Australian” says to be doing, all these swear words and actions based on alcoholism, MDMA and bad decisions, are all ways to distract you from the ugly truth that is one of the greatest genocides in history. 162,000 people was said to have been transported to this imaginary land during a mere 80 years, and they are all long dead by now. They never reached that promised land.

Prove me wrong. Protip: You can't

of all the stupid "le space isn't real" tier conspiradumbs, this is the only one moderately believable

Then explain niggers.

They came from underground

DELETE ME!!!!

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Lab created hence the superior physical attributes. We couldn't make them look like us or it'd be to obvious they're genetically modified.

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What about the Chinese people, are they robots or aylmaos?

I don't think you're in on it or anything. I think you're either AI or someone caught in the matrix believing they live in some fake country called "romania"

based and redpilled. the storm is coming

>superior physical attributes
this sounds suspicious, are you a nigger?

Big if true.

DO NOT LISTEN TO THIS H*MAN! HE IS DELUSIONAL!

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Could be real.

oh...that...no just a slip up fellow American. Beautiful weather today, yes?

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Fuck you bitch

I've often wondered that this might be true

Checked

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Can confirm. Studied in Italy a few years back. Whole fucking place was just a big, smelly ass hologram.

Biep Bup

Metric system is garbage to make believe people there are other countries. Imperial all the way!

All other countries are NPC countries. Except for Israel.

T R U T H

God damn it I knew it. The Jews are behind this, aren’t they?

Bump for the way all burgers sincerely see the world. The legal burgers I mean.

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Finally someone said it.

Okay, this is epic.

memeflag hides obvious leaf

So you finally figured it out.

>OP posts this existential dread fucking photo and expects people to want to come in here


Yeah no fuck you OP

Imagine being this much of a fucktard.

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We know this

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so what's that wall business about?
where do all your taco-eaters come from?

Shut it down

There are no countries other than the FINLAND. They are all fake. The only place that exists and has ever existed is FINLAND. Once you cross its borders you find yourself in a simulated world, much like the matrix. The people who live in this so-called "foreign country" are nothing but highly advanced holograms who have the ability to create sensory stimulations (sound and visual effects, as well as touch). They are all controlled by one big hive-mind AI computer and they are thus so weird. Keep in mind that it does, however, lag sometimes, which explains every single awkward/weird moment you've had with a person from another 'country'. Also, there is no such thing as a 'foreign language'. It's all just randomly auto-generated gibberish. 'Spanish', 'French', 'Russian', 'German', 'Italian' are all lies, let alone the smaller ones such as 'Thai', 'Afrikaans', 'Serbian' etc. Do not be deceived by these obvious tricks (((someone))) is playing on you in order to brainwash you into globalism and multi-culturalism that will lead to nothing but (((their))) own personal gain.

sometimes this is how I feel about britain
america doesn't really seem like it actually exists

all I have to go off to prove the existence of america is other people telling me it exists
and media from america, which is all computer generated
no one actually looks like they do or speaks that retardedly or behaves in such a way
it's all a lie

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DELET THIS

wake up sheeple!
america is flat.
also hollow

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Based and pilled
Cringe and NPC

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Ah, yes, the brain in a vat scenario. Indeed, there is no proof that can refute your argument. So it must be true

standalone USA looks like straya, invert the picture and put alaska as new zealand

See how the simulation is incapable of truly original thought?

>There are no countries other than the USA.
Wow, the Kremlin sure is assmad today.

can confirm

this

americans are retarded

Idk it sounds like that here

At least we aren't part of some retarded computer program

>America is the only country
Checks out
>(((globe)))
Nigger, it’s flat

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The earth is not a spinny ball, it is not a flat disk with a dome over it. It is an infinite plane.

The globe model and dome model are half truths. The globe model is correct in saying the "universe" is infinite (and flat, look it up), but wrong to say the earth is a finite ball.

The dome model is correct in saying the earth is flat, but wrong about a finite dome + earth. Both models are creationist in nature and keep people contained.

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Kek

Maybe Jow Forums just randomly generates posts and assigns an Australian flag to them to make other users think we exist. Creepy as fuck

BASEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Thats EXACTLY what a simulation-matrix-foreigner would say.

Based and redpilled

So when people visit the US from a foreign country, are they also simulated? Are there holographic tourists walking among your citizens?

I have a better idea.

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MEXICANS ARE CLONES

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>every other country is so fake that he use a meme flag

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is it hard being an occupied country?

>Land o' Fins
Sounds tasty.

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>1 post by this ID
>idiotic topic
Yep. I'm on Jow Forums.

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*BEEP* *BOOP*
>if post_content print("OP is a fag")
>else:
> print("Q predicted this")

That would be feasible, if there was any place in america that was full of nothing but nasty fucking iraqi people all in one area that I deployed to... Unfortunately there are other countries and thats why America isn't great.

They evolved from bugs

Jews are holograms

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Tru
I'm here right now...feels pretty real

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God numbers confirms

Fluoride is one hell of a drug.

pretty much

calcification of the pineal gland fucks you up, I'm a walkingoy example

What's with the dramatic rise of paranoid schizophrenic OP's lately?
Even if some of them seem silly a fair amount are probably legit loonies.

I paid all that money for those business class tickets to the magic land over the Atlantic, where did I go?

So all the times I've banged outside of Merica, I was really just dry jumping the air and busting on the floor?