/AHSG/ ATLANTIC HURRICANE SEASON GENERAL 2018: Harris Teeter Edition

2PM STATUS
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HEAVY RAINBANDS WITH TROPICAL-STORM-FORCE WINDS SPREADING ACROSS
THE OUTER BANKS AND COASTAL SOUTHEASTERN NORTH CAROLINA

2PM OBSERVATIONS
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Max sustained: 105 mph
Moving: NW at 10 mph
Min pressure: 955 mb
Location: 33.6N 76.0W

Next complete advisory at 5PM EDT/AST

RUNDOWN
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Florence is currently approaching the Gulfstream current, and the hurricane is forecast to move over warmer and deeper waters in 6-12 hours, which could allow for some slight strengthening. Just prior to landfall in about 24 hours, Florence is expected to weaken some due to upwelling of the shallow coastal waters. After landfall occurs, rapid weaning of the stronger inner-core wind field is expected to due land interaction and Florence's slow forward speed of 5 kt or less. However, intense rainbands are expected to develop over the Atlantic waters and keep moving along the coast and inland, likely producing strong wind gusts through Saturday night.


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PASTEBIN
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DISCORD
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ADVISORIES:
nhc.noaa.gov
prh.noaa.gov/cphc/

MODELS AND INFO:
tropicaltidbits.com/storminfo/
trackthetropics.com/florence/
spaghettimodels.com/
ventusky.com
windy.com/?28.400,-68.700,6

>Meteorologists/Storm Chasers:
twitter.com/Jeff_Piotrowski
twitter.com/ReedTimmerAccu

>Comfy
Archive of Local Forecast music from The Weather Channel
twcclassics.com/audio/years.html

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MONSTER WAVES

Press F for Chris

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Benis squared

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harris teeter?

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>Composites
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>Jeff/Onsite
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WXChasing: youtube.com/watch?v=gpdvAcas2PQ
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I can't wait to pay for rebuilding all of these boomer vacation homes.

seventh for cat 1

boomer stream, this guy is on outer island near morehead city

facebookcom/travis.rudd.10/videos/744703829207288

F

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winds "out of fuckin control"

Jeff

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Gastonia right here

>HURRICANE PARTY

WHERE THE GREENVILLE NIGGAS AT
WE AINT GOT NO RAIN

jeff is so based

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JEFF FUCKING CHILL NIGGA

How the fuck is this dude still alive?

SHITPISSTORM!!!
SHITPISSTORM!!!
SHITPISSTORM!!!
SHITPISSTORM!!!

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Jeff is saying this is serious shit

kek he just started doing donuts

JoCo hick here. I'm so pissed that Florence is a nothing burger. I expected at least Fran tier destruction.

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He sounds like he always just got done running

Here in Charleston the virgin Harris Teeter is closed, the Chad Publix is still up and running though.

God has a sense of humor.

>american """architecture"""

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>video interrupted
F

dry as a bone and ready to shitpost

>"God is coming to smite the jews and degenerate minorities of the Carolinas"

Damn Jeff, how does he get away with it?

>130 mph
what went wrong bros

What about the Piggly Wiggly that is close to downtown? I remember I was in Charleston when that had its grand opening.

>I told that fucking beaner to get the fuck out of my country. I said it to his face, "GET OUT"
JEFF NO

Catagory 2? What a fucking let down

Bit of rain due tomorrow. Don't forget your umbrella lads

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They are built like that so high water can go underneath them NUMPTY

He lives off donations...
Sooooooooo

at least it won‘t burn like greenfell

based and redpilled

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I thought it was a mere 105 mph now. Has she strengthed?

>Max sustained: 105 mph

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that's because the view is of the ocean not of the buildings

those things won't be there in 15 years anyways, literally built on a sand, sense in pouring more money on aesthetic than needed

probably be a nothingburger by tomorrow like usual

Florance is a false flag to distract you from watching porn!

It's HAARP government conspiracy!

no was just pointing out she was 130 mph not too long ago

Same..

Press F to pay respects

youtube.com/watch?v=deG4NxkouGM

beach side condos and cabins like that made out of wood are comfy as fuck. the wood smells like the ocean

>distract you from watching porn!
too late

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Haha! That’s golden

If she had the knowledge to hit a shitty little nation like Cuba or Haiti or whatever, it wouldn't matter because that would mean hundreds dead at least.

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OH SHIT IM FEEELIN IT

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Yeah, but I think it'll be more like Harvey and dump rain everywhere.

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>flossing data

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holy shit

>flag destroyed

DRUMPF BTFO

How many miles is that into sea?

>Press F to pay respects

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Onslow County (Swansboro) here

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At my girlfriends in williamston nc
Spent hundreds of dollars preparing for a big storm and now it's going to be 30mph winds and light rain
Last time you guys'll convince me it's "happening"

The wood smells like rot and mold

comfy sips and streams
youtube.com/watch?v=r2sdBfld45g

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MAILBOXES FINNABOUTA GET AIRBOURNE NIGGA

Send someone out to replace it with a stars and bars when it fails

MAILBOX AIRBOURNE

we used to build like that too, but then the romans came

>only 36 m/s
That's not that bad, 36 miles isn't shit. I fart harder than that.

35

>Jeff runs away from a mailbox

where is your house?

That flag looks like an angry dragon and the ear rape is very rapey

lel everytieme

they should pack up their feed and seed

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>cat 4
stands out in the open
>mailbox
slams the gas in reverse

What a brave cameraman!

Oh wait. 36 miles / second. Holy shit. That's 129,600 miles per hour.

STILL STANDING. How can Europoor flags even compete?

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Sounds like a noise album lmao

Sauce?

youtube.com/watch?v=1gX1EP6mG-E

he ded

found another boomer stream right next to ocean

facebookcom/bryant.ballance/videos/1986120181427390

this guy is absolute madman

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...

Well, well. Look at the city slicker with his fancy ferry.

Out in the sticks north of greenville

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>still standing
>tattered as fuck
all the work is ahead of you

Maybe 65 mph winds...
Sustained tho

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KEK he is walking through storm surge now

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metres per second. it's the rain and flooding that will do most of the damage anyway

Absolute madman!

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Pray for massive flooding. That is our only hope now. Florence, please wash away our sins if you cannot blow them down

our flags are made in China, just like your baseball hats

what in the fuck

Cringe

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