2PM STATUS ========== HEAVY RAINBANDS WITH TROPICAL-STORM-FORCE WINDS SPREADING ACROSS THE OUTER BANKS AND COASTAL SOUTHEASTERN NORTH CAROLINA
2PM OBSERVATIONS ================= Max sustained: 105 mph Moving: NW at 10 mph Min pressure: 955 mb Location: 33.6N 76.0W
Next complete advisory at 5PM EDT/AST
RUNDOWN ========= Florence is currently approaching the Gulfstream current, and the hurricane is forecast to move over warmer and deeper waters in 6-12 hours, which could allow for some slight strengthening. Just prior to landfall in about 24 hours, Florence is expected to weaken some due to upwelling of the shallow coastal waters. After landfall occurs, rapid weaning of the stronger inner-core wind field is expected to due land interaction and Florence's slow forward speed of 5 kt or less. However, intense rainbands are expected to develop over the Atlantic waters and keep moving along the coast and inland, likely producing strong wind gusts through Saturday night.
If she had the knowledge to hit a shitty little nation like Cuba or Haiti or whatever, it wouldn't matter because that would mean hundreds dead at least.
At my girlfriends in williamston nc Spent hundreds of dollars preparing for a big storm and now it's going to be 30mph winds and light rain Last time you guys'll convince me it's "happening"
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