If you're anywhere near a populated area it's time to get the FUCK away to someplace safe.
Stockpile your food and weapons and head for the countryside.
Get Away From The Cities Now!
Christian Rodriguez
Jonathan Reed
OMG IS IT HAPPENING??!?!??
Oh no it isn’t. Gay.
Brody Ramirez
they can't swim
James Thomas
Fuck off. Project bluebeam ain't gonna scare me.
Justin James
Brody James
elaborate. you. fucking. NIGGER.
Ryder Moore
I fart and burp all the time. I seem to have gas constantly and I release it in some form approximately every 5 minutes. Apparently I do it in my sleep too.
If I'm on my own, surrounded by family or friends, I fart loudly without any attempt to conceal it. If I'm in public I still fart and burp but quieter. Even in work and in meetings I fart but I just do it quieter. They almost never smell, and even if they do its pretty mild and passes quickly.
There are only very rare circumstances in which I'll hold it in, the conditions have to meet all of the following criteria:
>I have eaten spicy food or drank lots of beer the night before
>I have farted a few times already and they fucking stink
>I'm in a social environment with people I'm not totally comfortable with
Ryder Edwards
Fuck off space niggers we're full.
Jeremiah Murphy
QUICK FUCKING COMDOWN
WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING?
WHAT DEFCON LEVEL ARE WE AT ?!!!!
DIGITS FOR HAPPENINS !!!!
Logan Harris
>it’s the Ayyyys
Pro tip: it’s never the Ayyys
Daniel Rivera
>die surrounded by rusted cans
I choose memes.
Jordan Perez
Holy shit an alien invasion?
Only two things can save us and I'll deliver them
>1st is a picture of Cara
>2nd is repeating numbers
Put me in the screencap
-Mr. F
Gabriel Adams
Even if real, you think hiding with some shitty hand held guns would make you safe?
Charles Stewart
crisis averted everyone go home
Brandon Gonzalez
nice star destroyers there
Brody Reed
edit this fag out of the screencap for posting ugly womenz.
also, hi aliens.
Jonathan James
Curious what it is. Do you realize how fucking huge that is?
Michael Clark
I'm not abandoning my home because some dizzy cunt doesn't know that lens flare is a thing
Lucas Lewis
Holy shit
Landon Howard
checked
Noah Campbell
>wow i guess we're leaving lads pack it up
William Rogers
Y'all ready to fuck some ayy lmaos?
Levi Hall
Based and redpilled
David Harris
Lens flare. And if it is real, maybe they're just passing by.
>"Nope, no intelligent life here, captain. The only people who currently show interest in our activities are a species obsessed with pornography and repeating numbers"
Kevin Parker
nice
Charles Hernandez
Jaxson Kelly
...
Jeremiah Rogers
BREAKING NEWS
FRANCE HAS ALREADY SURRENDERED
Carson Adams
Better deliver the girl ya cheeky cunt
Xavier Harris
space niggers need to fuck off because we're full
Gavin Myers
That's a boy
Jonathan Campbell
G A T E K I D S
A
T
E
K
I
D
S
Christopher Thomas
Did you just save us? Thanks for the digits!
Samuel Williams
Welcome to erf
Oliver Ross
>2nd
>repeating 2's
This lad is blessed. I'll wank to Cara tonight in honor of you, user.
Landon Williams
Wish it was, want to die standing on my feet rather than growing older and weaker while society continues to decay and decay around me
Thomas Price
Get yourself checked man. Could be gastritis or an ulcer(s). Relatively simple to treat but left untreated can turn into cancers.
Mason Morales
>If you're anywhere near a populated area it's time to get the FUCK away to someplace safe.
Ayy lmaos that wear human skin are here.
Ian Williams
Angel Turner
I have literally been preparing for this since the second to last reincarnation.
I'm ready to get off this simulation.
THERE ARE NO BRAKES
THIS TRAIN IS GOING ALLLLLL THE WAY THIS TIME
Nathan Morgan
Should I got in a Rap spree and die cuming or seek shelter like a rat?
Anthony James
CARAlho
Elijah Wilson
America saving Earth ONCE AGAIN!
Kayden Anderson
THEY'VE ALREADY SHUT DOWN THE BOTH AIR AND SEA PORTS
Lincoln Morgan
>Dog starts barking
>FUCKING PANIC
Please tell me this is a meme
Luis Carter
Jack Sullivan
lets hear them bars
Matthew Brooks
Well slap my ass and call me Sally. Screencap pls for mi famalie
Liam Lee
>those unaesthetic digits
Adrian Price
Nolan Parker
its the goa'uld coming back to slither up your anus user
Hudson Rogers
How can Kek keep saving us time after time? The bogdanoffs might have something to do with it...
Josiah Campbell
Justin Gray
OH MY GOD GUYS WW3 JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE
VDV ARE OVER THE PENTAGON
Justin Campbell
Yer god damn rite
Nolan Wood
No
David Miller
Checked and /thread
OP is a fag and should meme harder next time.
Kevin Torres
>clearly aliens think that female is ugly as well
Easton Russell
HE DUBOLED? DUMP ET
Isaac Williams
WINSTON CHURCHILL
Henry Jones
Aliens r fgts
Oliver Rivera
Considering that the United States has more firearms per capita than any other developed country (not 100% sure but 90% sure), and the government has not called upon the citizens. I say this shits fake.
Also, lens flare and we are at DEFCON 5.
Grayson Cox
Yeah, some boomer's scratched iPhone lens will definitely make me bug out. Idiot.
Jordan Garcia
Based, based, ultra red pilled.
Thanks Mr. F
Michael Sanchez
Project blue beans
Logan Thompson
Is this all prep for the infamous beams that are blue? Uh oh!
Jose Murphy
it's okay bros maybe we'll all die next time
Bentley Garcia
These are ayys not niggers
Wyatt Jones
What you are all missing is that Mr F didnt specify what saving us means. Maybe he just made the ayys friendly instead of predatory
Henry Bailey
leave pol forever
Nolan Cooper
Amazing how in the age of quality cameras in everyone's pockets, we still get blurry, shitty images.
Really activates the almonds.
Cooper Harris
>those anons saying it all gonna end OCTOBER 14th a few weeks ago
>mfw its actually SEPTEMBER 14th
William Jenkins
PLEASE ALIENS OVERLORDS COME TO SAVE ME FROM THIS SHITHOLE
Jace Roberts
what even is the source of these?
all this ayylmao shit is just trying to slide the fact that mueller and manafort just made a deal an hour ago isn't it?
Jaxson Anderson
leave my friend alone supid
Adrian Carter
Thank you Mr. F you have saved us from certain death.
Adrian James
PROJECT BLUE JEANS
Joshua Bennett
Guess I'll see them in Arizona Bay
Gabriel Morgan
Kek’d
Juan Green
Wait .. we want AAYYSS??
it's time trump. ti's time to ascend to emperor and protect humanity from the xenos scum
Charles Jackson
thanks for the save
Hudson Bennett
Oh wow it's nothing... once again! just some granny taking pictures of the sun with the lens on! uhhhhh disappointing.
Levi Bailey
Trips does this cancel the other trips?!
Do I need to look out for ayys or not. I'm watching a UFO vid right now, Mouthy Budda showin truth, look out
Nolan Clark
if only you could read a thread, eh?
Lincoln Morales
John Ward
Some morons on the internet think you can only see the sun from the USA.
Joseph Fisher
Wouldn't strength in numbers be better?
Gabriel Adams
Jow Forums saves the earth again.
Xavier Bailey
he dates chicks so basically
Cameron Bailey
Serious question: How many direct bullets can aliens take to the head? What about chest?
Jonathan Martinez
Fucking checked
Cooper Russell
Tyler Ross
lol so Blumpf talks about a space force now were being alien invaded.... ya right. A patriots last prediction was this would be the strategy. I salute you.
youtu.be
Ethan Harris
Jaxon Barnes
David Foster
What am I looking at here OP?
>If you're anywhere near a populated area...
I live in a populated area, me and some buddies have a fuckton of weapons and ammo. If shit ever goes down to the extent of complete collapse we're going flag planting all over the city, setting up check points and perimeters... we understand that that's the eventuality of the situation so might as well get started before anyone else does.
Robert Jackson
Holy shit. Checked.
Kevin Gray
I've seen that moon passing sun images from top right, but what are these other two? Looks like nothing.
Hudson Murphy
Oh thank goodness.
I was worried for a moment.