United States and Australia thread

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I'm good with this

>USAUS

I think AUSA is better.

dobs confirm
youtube.com/watch?v=aPDnKj6NkIk&t=1s

lol what a pathetic attempt to even make yourself look relevant on the shitposting leaderboards by associating yourself with Australia (FORMER champs, btw)

I'm not your mate cunt, Fuck off.

Hey burgs, scarnon?

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Sup

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>a fucking LEAF

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kys, unironically schlomo

Yeah, nah cunt

You actually took a break from fucking your wife's dog?

Fuck me...

Those yank cunts won't even understand what you said enough to reply.

rather go back to fucking the dog desu

As long as we can laugh at Canada I’m all for it

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Nothing much, getting cozy for the thread
>Hello Americans, what's going on?
Not that hard, BONG

Whats up cucks

Our dedicated boys keep peace in newly annexed Canada.

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Finns are honorary

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You forgot that AU also has a thriving defense research sector that the US likes buying from.

You don gud bruver.

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dios mio los negros

I know ahmed, theres nothing else in paris

nothin much, gettin cozy af

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>said the finn that got cucked by the eternal pin dick

>former
No-one has taken our crown, certainly not a fucking leaf.

Help cunts we are heavily overrun with chinks soon we'll be as bad as based mongols

Delet this

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ONCE A DESERT BRITBONG CAMPED BY A BILLABONG

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thanks straya for giving us Ozzy Man

finn-chan is cute

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Saved!

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well there was this recently... thats something

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Australia should really be our greatest ally. Except that cuck Jim Jefferies. He has to go back to Britain.

Wasnt there one with Norway too?

kek

UNDER THE SHADE OF A SHITPOST TREE

Sup ausbros? Who’s day drinking down there it’s friday isn’t it?

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>not including the hand wave

Chinese used our banks to borrow money we are so fucked
if Chinese default they just run back to China and we can never get them back this is the sort of shit that happens when politicians think you can be allied with China and America at the same time
also we get about 600,000 migrants a year mostly from india and China

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SUP AUSBROS USAUSBROS FOR LIFE

This.

USA could reign over the northern hemisphere and Australia could reigner over the southern hemisphere. Granted the southern hemisphere is a lot of ocean, Brazil, gauchos and Africa but then again you will have such beautiful islands such as Bora Bora, Fiji and whatnot.

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do you aussie cunts like Be'lakor?
youtube.com/watch?v=YTUMo2h0ysk

I didnt make the GIF

I seriously fucking hate that cunt now he was funny when he was an alcoholic in Australia talking about getting his mates retarded brother a prostitute for his 18th but ever since he moved to America he became all political and retarded and his standard jokes aren't even funny like most american (((comedians))) he just rambles on about fart jokes for ages
farts aren't funny for stand up! Racism, rape , dead people , retarded people are funny for stand up

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Australia does more for us then isreal why the fuck do we support those leeches.

Why did you list future offshore detention camps?

that Scott Morrison ain't helping any?

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gives me the warm and fuzzies

I recently was talking with an Australian woman who mentioned that the west side of all your towns are the "bad" part of town. Why is this?

nah, you should use Antarctica as off shore prison facilities. No one will escape cos it will be too cold outside.

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HE SANG AS HE WATCHED AND WAITED AS HIS PAGE RELOADS. YOULL GO SHITPOSTING, O STRAYA WITH ME

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I want to kill myself

yeah but then you're missing the alien invasion.

How does everyone like my rendition of Waltzing Matilda

You can kill yourself when you're dead

Don't do it Aussie. Don't you fuckin do it. We need you.

Nothing ever happens.

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give it another 50 years. Death will come soon enough.

can you eat those like crabs?

I'm not a chinaman or anything but it looks kinda like it has crabmeat in those legs

Not bad cunt

me too user poor as hell
you cunts said it would be tonight but us Aussies are a day ahead of you cunts and we witnessed no Alien invasion we iz future peoples we could've warned you about 9/11 coz it was 9/11 a day before in Australia
checkmate

takes about 40 years to figure this shit out. So you basically only really live for 40 years being aware how you have been jewed the first 40 years. That's what they mean by life is short. Once you hit 40 you stop giving a fuck.

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Thanks Cunt

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The leaf fears the aussie

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You left out a love of ferd
coyotes and barras for all

It’s a good thing I don’t own a belt, because id probably try when I finish work tonight

Article 13 lol

that isn't cheeky enough you barstard. ask your croc for inspiration

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Don't forget cultural imports such as Steve Erwin and crocodile Dundee

Theyre like Fire and Ice they both hurt when theyre too much, and make you cringe sometimes but a little of both is ok

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join the club nigger

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Check my ID poofters. Ausfags, recognised shitposting champions. Suck my dick all other countries.

Leaf imposters BTFO indefinitely with no immunities. Get rekt.

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>ID

Niiiice

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Honestly, if you cunts would just throw out your sudanese and chinks, and then send the abos out to live with the snakes, spiders, and monsters in the center of your continent, you'd have a paradise over there

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when you have sex with her do it for me

Now check my first post in this thread.

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Its not like you have a paradise either.
Cue "le 56% meme'

That's a spider you fucking inbred mong. wtfh.

Aussies know how to fuck them right in the shit cunt.

If we could get the Scottish on board we would really have a triumvirate of power in the Anglosphere

The english are Paki cunt hearted cucks

kek
enjoy your fuckin orwellian nightmare, eurofags.

many lulz will be had