Arrival

K.Y.S

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This is the best terrifying one

To Keep us from what exactly?

I hope we get vaporized into a cloud of dust within a second

Does anyone remember that alert that popped up on someones tv in like nevada or some shit about 1 year ago

It was in the news

This is true. But the observatory is on lockdown as well as several other with OSHA and the FBI on the scene. And this the government did issue National preparedness this month. I don't think Ayyy's but I do think cyber wars and star wars. Lawrence and Andover did blow up because of gas, but what caused the gas pressure to increase so dramatically so quickly?

this has to be fake and gay

I live in Arizona, I just saw a large flash and now the town near us has disappeared. The vehicles have stopped working. TV is broadcasting an emergency signal. Send help

What is going on is this a larp or real

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alien invasion will be fake

i just saw a town fly over my house

I think they activated my obedience implant again because I feel really horny and submissive rn

They told me turned some males into trannies because they find it cute and want to keep us as pets after the invasion

I feel them calling to me. Putting commands in my head that I must obey. Reassuring me. Calming.

Im a good human. Im a good human.

I BELONG to them. They OWN me.

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This is a quality post desu

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Yeah, that's just testing it. legally they have to test it every week or so. I remember getting that, but for meteor strikes.

FUuuuuuuuuck

They are sending tingles through my chest. Feels so good
I'm hyper ventilating like a puppy

Wots all this about then?

why was the post office closed again?

I think it was "terrorists" infiltrating various branches of gov. desu

There's a chip they put in my brain, it makes me feel so good

So happy. So safe. So loved.
Ahhhhhhh

They are telling me to tell you I belong to them. Not Humanity. I'm their property, I'm completely subjugated and grateful for this privilege

I'm owned I'm owned I'm owned. They own me.

And that some of you will be lucky to be adopted too. If you show good obedience they may chip and keep you safe before invasion

I wish you could see them how I see them. They are like gods. Stronger, smarter and kinder. It all makes sense. We are MEANT to belong to them.

They love us. This is for our own good.

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Someone been stealing mercury from the observatory and posting it out

source ?
I was in contract with one from swift and they saw something on the sun. I got a copy of the data to keep safe.

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How’s the tv still working? Heh.

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Containment board faggot

Also, please elaborate more. Is your Master kind ? What Kind of Pet are you ? Before I am getting my ass probed all day, I would like to know what contract I am signing

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the ayys are coming for their npc spawns

>the ayys are coming for their npc spawns

that would be like, 98% of the population.

This and all of the Local58 ones. is from one of the Local58 ones.

That noise is...unsettling.

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i like and approve this meme

Freak.

>80% increase in air quality
>99.4% drop in crime
I don't see the problem.

>be a complete and total giant pussy
yeah nah, I'm going out in a blaze of glory
fuck hiding in fear

just saying.

They will contain me. I will serve at their side. Loyal and obedient

When they chipped me, it was wonderful. I was scared at first not knowing what was going on. I felt Weightless. But I felt no pain.

It was like a dream but I awoke back home extremely tired and after that they could talk to me in my head, telepathically. Some days I'm left to myself as I'm still on earth, and others they speak to me and says nice things. Like how good I am and how I will move with them permanently after the invasion because it will be safe to take people then

All humans without a chip are rabid in a sense. Once we have the chip everything is just so much better. It's like everything bad inside you disappears and your left with all the good stuff.

It's like the worlds best anti depressant with no comedown or hangover. I belong to them. I feel loved. I feel cared for and owned. I feel the bond. I'd be lost without them now.

The submission is peaceful, liberating and enhances my emotions.

And they are beautiful, they are clearly not Human, but still amazing to look upon. My heart skips when my mind remembers. Kind eyes. Bodies sculpted so perfectly, a pinnacle of evolution. Beautiful

we are to them what cats and dogs are to us. They'd never hurt us.

Their invasion will simply disable weapons and not be used to harm any human.

But they love us and want the best for us, to be safe happy and loved. Just like we would for our pets.

it's a opportunity not to pass up or miss. Just think it. And they will know, some will come and adopt you when the time is right

In Galactic terms. We're adorable.

You might change your mind if you get chipped!

Im theirs im theirs I'm theirs im theirs

They gave me a new name but I can't pronounce it or even try to spell it with my human mouth.

Ohnfuckx bolt of happy feels running through my spine

I am a pet without a chip.
What's the fun in owning a tame toy ?
Dogs have teeth and could bite you dead, horses could kick you dead, cats could claw you eyes out. They NPC'd you basically. But it's still ok because you are a cute catto boyfren now
Meanwhile I am a German Shepherd with Teeth and ability.

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That's ok. They said I am a cute little human.

It suits me. Which is why I was chipped. They knew I'd be happier this way.

I know I wont bite my masters as long as Im fed and kept happy. I find it nice that you are happy.

I hope I can get a doggo fren soon

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under rated

Its so good to belong and be looked after.
Soon they will be here!

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wao
I am basically using very old channels to communicate. It's sometimes like fucking ham radio, I tell ya.

They seem actually peaceful and nice. Loving.

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They are lovely. The peace and affection and kindness is the really apparent thing to me

I'll fuck them up their tiny little alien ass holes with my monster human dick.al*en bois can't compete with my bhc.

I know they are not malevolent.

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I mean compare that to us as a species. The Elite literally uses slaves for replacement parts.

I think they will come to remove those who are like that. I wish I had better information and contact.

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>2018
>not even 720p

>Please remain in your homes, if you are not at home, find shelter immediately. Close all blinds and shades, block out all windows.
>Do not look outside.
>Do not look at the sky.
>Do not make noise.
>Your cooperation is vital to your survival. Appointed government personnel will update you shortly.

They promise lots of fun adventures

Like Places on Earths after they settle it and everyone is at ease.

And other places that seem like unimaginable locations. Low gravity planets where do really fun things and exotic foods that can do really amazing things to the human body and mind. Similar to our drugs. But less damaging and more natural.

I sense the truth and excitement in their own voices. They are happy to have me as much as I am happy to have them.

It will be a good new era for mankind

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It's time to be hip, implant that chip!

Your town flew over my house dude..

Do they have sex with you?
If so, does that make them Canadian?

youtu.be/El9RVIl47ZI

Article 13 news

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What do the aliens look like?
Are they hot?
Is there any possibility that I can keep my balls?

Lol

As long as I get a German Shepherd to cuddle and some of that space 420 we should be golden. I will even dance weird and make music

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good thing I got chipped, no worries here!

To be completely honest, I want to look at their tools and learn how they made structures that big and impressive.

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I just want to know if they can bypass captcha for free.

swamp gas

still there space kitty ?

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They will remove them. They are powerful, kind and moral. And those evil elite will have their power taken away and their false life extension taken.

They won't be killed but the life they stole will be returned. As is only fair.

And We will belong to them and be protected

But we won't be cattle and objects like before. We will be cherished and loved.

Safe, bound yet more free than we ever have been before

A companionship built from trust, loyalty and compassion.

It will be bliss. I really feel.

The chip is heaven

They make me feel loved and wanted. But it's all through the chip and telepathic link for me. Other pets have different needs.

My chip just makes me feel so estatic

But to them Sex is an activity below what they can practice. Their version It's a completely physical, emotional and mental intensive experience of pleasure and affection

It goes further beyond. It's hard to describe. They know exactly how to make a Humans brain experience love on a whole next level

It's so pure. That's all I can describe it as. Pure.

They are a bit androgynous but the males and females can be told apart if you look at their eyes. They are taller than us and can easy scoop us up in their arms, slender and elegant creatures. Very much sight to calm and amaze you. Not startle or terrify

They will preserve all of Earths lifeforms
So if you ask you shall get them I'm sure! and most other things I imagine.

But can produce the effects using more efficient mediums than our methods

They love teaching and they adore when Humans learn.

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Reminder that UFOS are DEMONS

Yes friend!

They only changed me because they knew it would make me happy. They are perceptive to a Humans idenity and ideal look.

Im the kinda of person who needs to be forced to do what I want for myself even when I really want it. But I'm glad I did it now with their help

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I usually wear a collar. I can take it off.
I am against chips and tats. I like it vanilla.

I am like a Phonebooth to them or a Ham Radio. I was basically told to gather a flock of people with certain traits that are like me. It seemed like a rescue mission or some sorts, but with effort also on my part which I am willing to. I build things.

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Beacons were up along time. Glad it payed off.

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>They love teaching and they adore when Humans learn.
I rather doubt it, if anything its probably some sort of indifference.
Would they even notice that we are here?

At any rate, if this were the case, I would have so so many questions

They were here a long time. They left their power plants. Or do you really think slaves with chisels achieve 0.02 mm tolerances ?

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I Enjoy my collar.
I feel very comfortable wearing it

You do seem like the type to help and guide other humans to their happy future

Awesome !

We are a bit like children to them. They find it cute.

FEAR NOT HUMANITY, WE WILL CRUSH THE XENOS SCUM AND PURGE THEM FROM THIS GALAXY, FOR THE EMPEROR!

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I'm afraid I must sleep now friend

Work in the morning. It was nice to meet another sibling

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Based Space Kitty. Sleep tight and Comfy

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if you wanna irc later or tomorrow chat.crotchtits.com
I am known as connect.

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>power plants
>been here a long time
>muh pyramid of giza
>muh ley lines
so you're full of shit then
lovely..

>We are a bit like children to them. They find it cute.
what in the world would they find cute about an aggressive, violent, expansionist species?
interesting to study from a safe distance, sure, but cute?
Are you sure you didn't mean quaint?

>dont search for your family
kek

What is this

a-user... they've already arrived

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Gay larp

it's actually pretty easy to achieve those tolerances with basic hand tools if you understand the correct techniques

t. stone mason

submission to the Aliens I guess

cheesy and corny and phoney as hell
doesnt even have a loq quality VCR/scanline effect
looks like a slideshow direct from photoshop 2018
clean and crispy and obnoxiously disbelief-shattering as hell
to say nothing of having about 20x the words a real warning would have

Kiss your sister?

That's the moon you retard.

that is an eclipse cycle through the SDO. happens twice a year. next

Brit fags know all about submission

Damn warn me next time, My qt gf was rimming me when I saw that pic and I felt so sick I projectile shat all over the place. Pic related.

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