/AHSG/ Atlantic Hurricane Season General - Midnight Oil Edition

INSTEAD OF ASKING "AM I GONNA DIE",
OPEN THE LINK BELOW AND CLICK ON YOUR
AREA ON THE MAP
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weather.gov/

PASTEBIN
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markdownshare.com/view/8f18b7e1-d0bf-4fcd-974a-added9b53e39

WEBCAMS
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pastebin.com/pm0YQVej

DISCORD
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discord
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STATUS:
Location: 34.1°N 77.0°W
Moving: NW at 6 mph
Min pressure: 954 mb
Max sustained: 90 mph

Next advisory at 2:00 AM EDT

RUNDOWN:
>LIFE-THREATENING STORM SURGE AND HURRICANE-FORCE WINDS OCCURRING
>ALONG THE NORTH CAROLINA COAST
>THREAT OF FRESHWATER FLOODING WILL INCREASE OVER THE NEXT
>SEVERAL DAYS

>Nearly all
>of the track models agree that Florence will turn westward or
>west-southwestward during the next 36 hours, bringing the
>hurricane's center inland over extreme southern North Carolina and
>extreme eastern South Carolina Friday and Friday night.

TROPICAL TIDBITS REPORT:
youtube.com/watch?v=jdICssvaM9s
ADVISORIES:
nhc.noaa.gov
MODELS, RADAR, AND SAT:
tropicaltidbits.com/sat/satlooper.php?region=06L&product=ir
radar.weather.gov/radar.php?rid=MHX&loop=yes
tropicaltidbits.com/storminfo/
trackthetropics.com/florence/
windy.com/?34.100,-77.000,6

>Comfy
Archive of Local Forecast music from The Weather Channel
twcclassics.com/audio/years.html

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Other urls found in this thread:

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youtube.com/watch?v=LINaQwJY8aQ
docs.google.com/document/d/1Px3eVdOjim35sL2BjZSnWMaJEUoPK-M5wYkULuncajU/edit?usp=sharing
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

when does it get good

benis

whites don't spice their food

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It’s true - plus we only boil our meat

comfy.
weather is clear here in europe.

damn it user.
that one wasnt your fault.

don't forget we overcook everything, just to be safe.

IT'S A NOTHING BURGER

>Not even including updated stream list:
pastebin.com/2R8JdzU2

Most special place on earth

Hope it's ok ;_;

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True

kys elite pedo rich fag.

I forgot.

need to get the eyewall. the eyewall is the fuckiest part. Then the second eyewall passes after the calm, and the wind goes super hard in the opposite direction. Fucking up tons of shit.

its very difficult anything except salt is too hot

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I'm trying to either merge it or make a new page for it, since the site I use for the main pastebin can be updated, so there's no need to pass around new links.

This. I boil my pasta for so long that it actually hardens again.

excuse you

It's true. It's why we need to bring in billions of skitskin immigrants, so they can make us Sriracha Chipotle curries.

I already made a whole Google Doc of the links and shit.

fuck off nigger, me and my friends built half that faggy haven. we're the part to the left you cropped out.

That works too. Post it then so I can include it in the next OP.

No hype.
Just the White shed and the wind.

youtube.com/watch?v=LINaQwJY8aQ

u didn't build shit

>River
>Surrounded by water
>ok

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What does it feel like to be a brainlet?

keep pissing us off, we'll take shallotte bro over there. you havent seen meth and heroin yet. if you have a stick framed house, or a tiled shower. likely i've had my balls in your sink.

What's a feel?

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LOOK OUT JEFF

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docs.google.com/document/d/1Px3eVdOjim35sL2BjZSnWMaJEUoPK-M5wYkULuncajU/edit?usp=sharing

you sound like you're on meth and heroin

>WATCH OUT
>HIGH VOLTAGE POWER LINES
>300,000 VOLTS
>OLD LADY JUST DRIVES OVER THEM
what a drama queen

and i've tapped your tap, and fapped on your bed.

this. fake powerlines

>not realizing that it wouldn't do shit to her tires.
His autism is annoying.

he just left that lady for dead jeffs a real nigga

phew that was some risky business there jeff with those high voltage power lines

Hey anons, a thought occurs. How /comfy/ were the Hurricane Irma threads? I didn't get to take part in them, as said hurricane had fucked up my power and internet at the time.

seemed like minivan wanted him to stop and talk. Three tailight flashes and slowed down. Jeff is missing cues.

the only thing you should worry about is getting a powerline stuck in your axle anons !!!drive slow!!!!

>>OLD LADY JUST DRIVES OVER THEM
And Jeff and Jeph just leave the old lady all alone in her ripped up car in the middle of no where at 1:30 a.m. in a hurricane. Nice men, those two Jeff's are.

*nothing personal kid*, we do it to everyone on bhi. so much smegma.

Jeffs a washed up boomer

Kyle is the zoomer we need

Harvey threads were the best. We had Carlos, Tomball Restaurant kid, Jeff in the shed. You name it, we had it.

Only a retard could get killed in a cat 1 hurricane

>tripfag
>gets annoyed with others
Is it opposites day or somethin?

What is in this hurricanes path in terms of business and other economically relevant shid

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his autism is too strong.

Eat a dick

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500 metric tons of niggers

Apparently enough stuff that Red Hat has issued a notice on their website about the hurricane.

Power lines are fairly safe to drive over, even electrified ones, because the car forms a faraday cage around you. It's walking near them that's dangerous.

This is the Carolinas we're talking about here

Did I get fucking banned?

My fucking thread 404'd. Goddamnit.

Wish me luck boys.

we fucking wish

>when you are so gay even your insults are homoerotic
Kek.

This looks gayer tbqh

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what do you mean?

>NUMEROUS POWERFLASHES
>TONS OF TREES COMING DOWN
>IT'S ABSOLUTE CHAOS
>YOU GUYS SEEING THIS ON YOUTUBE?
not really, cant see shit

If you reported my shit, I'll kill you.

SO MANY POWER FLASHES ZOMG

Power loss reported in Raleigh area. Lake Johnson. Cameron village.

Wind is whipping up and trees/power lines swaying. Only a matter of time.

This is way faggier.

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Gone.

It got pruned for being a duplicate

Yeah whose fucking fault is that? ForecasterNigger

guys where does all the wildlife go in huge area storms like this?

They drown or they run to higher ground.

you post too much faggot, chill out

If you’re Jeff you go towards the storm. All other fauna flee or get BTFO’d

Do you have to be antagonistic to everyone even other tripfaggers?

Strictly speaking, that post is itself reportable.

Awe come on guys, we were having a great night, getting all /comfy/. It doesn’t have to be like this. Let’s leave the hostility to Florence, eh?

CAN I GET AN UPDATE ON RONALD PRICE?
>CAN I GET AN UPDATE ON RONALD PRICE?
CAN I GET AN UPDATE ON RONALD PRICE?
>CAN I GET AN UPDATE ON RONALD PRICE?

it appears bruce has you on a technicality. while i appreciate the baking out of the power outage zones, name fagging is never approved. if i changed mine to /ourflag/ how massive of a faggot would i be? shit tree down,m we have a tree down. going out to investigate.

MORE DAMAGED GAS STATIONS

Wild animals will generally be fine, their instincts will send them to higher ground. Its caged up livestock that might be screwed if the farmers didnt have time to move them.

>Jeff yawned
Time for another line, Jeff.

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fuck yes more awning porn

poor awnings
Go GoGas!

589 times exactly.

Yes.

>implying I give a flying fuck.

what the actual fuck, see's shit came down on gas station, does not go in to check if anyone is in there

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they left to find nicer ponds

^this

Has anything actually happened

Are you the guy that was telling me not to move to Delaware a few weeks back in a thread about the Wilmington riots?

I don't recall.

Not really, just wind, rain, and a BP overhang fell down.

cool.

Jeff only cares about other Jeff's

nice. those sad eyes.

>helping
>instead of milking views
That;s why he's in the storm making bucks and you're living in Molenbeek.

If it was you, you were posting old pictures from back then and eventually recommended me some apartments in good areas. Still considering them actually.