>authorities ordered security forces to curb violence following the deaths of five people by vigilantes ... reports of at least 10 such attacks since Saturday. Four of those who died were burned, another man was hacked to death.
>Correspondents say that mobs have attacked indivduals accused of using magic to steal men's penises.
>Rumors of penis theft ... quickly dominated radio call-in shows, with listeners advised to beware of fellow passengers in communal taxis wearing gold rings.
>sorcerers simply touched them to make their genitals shrink or disappear
>...12 suspected penis snatchers were beaten to death by angry mobs.
>“It’s real. Just yesterday here, there was a man who was a victim. We saw. What was left was tiny,”
>a traveler passing through town had, with a simple handshake, removed two men’s penises.
>He clasped the vendor’s hand ... immediately sensed that his penis had shrunk to a size smaller than that of a baby’s.
>BBC's Karim Okanla in Cotonou says these attacks begin by someone screaming that that they have been robbed of their penis. An angry mob would then descend on any passer-by deemed to look suspicious, strip them naked and then douse them in petrol before setting them alight.
>An angry mob almost necklaced a photojournalist who happened to be passing by whilst a crowd was hunting for a suspect.
>One report said three of the people torched were foreigners.
does congo have enough oil to justify a preemptive penile war? asking for a friend
Noah Price
Just because you have gut parasites and shit your pants in public doesn't mean you have superpowers. The inbred nigger problem in Germoney has gotten bad.
Luis Scott
Bingo bango bongo I don't wana leave the Congo Oh Nononono. I am so happy in the Jungle I refuse to go. Civilization I will stay right here.
I am a sorcerer and most of these guys were really just shrinking the penises. It's pretty rare to meet someone who actually steals the penises past two or three. You'd faint every time you popped wood.
Andrew Flores
This has got to be the funniest thing I've read since they killed the nurses trying to treat them for ebola. The sheer stupidity of niggers really knows no bounds.
Ethan Gutierrez
>OOGA BOOGA
Luke Perez
>>“It’s real. Just yesterday here, there was a man who was a victim. We saw. What was left was tiny,” >be nigger >have small dick >AYO DE WIZARDS STOLE IT I still don't understand why your braindead ancestors built them up as towering, big-dick savages.
The stolen bike comic needs to be edited to Tyrone saying "my penis was stolen recently".
Dylan Ward
>accusations of penis theft >accusations of racism >no evidence, pure superstitious thinking >the symmetry
Michael Long
why does someone always post that image i deeply care for all animals and that really and truly makes me feel terrible for that gator no jest whatsoever.
Jace Rivera
is there a tier below npc?
Ryder Kelly
How can any one race be so stupid?
Grayson Butler
mobs
Noah Myers
you will never know Ancient African Penis Magick >pls hold me Jow Forums ;_;
David Russell
this is fake, retard.
Colton Rogers
Top kek, literately trash mobs
Isaac Collins
I agree with you, but preventing niggers from coming into your country, you prevent some animal abuse. And that is why we must spread this redpill.
Matthew Baker
Quite literally >MUH DICK! DEY TOOK MUH DICK!
Leo Lopez
What sorcerers do with all the dick they steal?
Camden Evans
Maybe it's a half Japanese half Dutch guy? > Nip Kok
Witches are dykes Riding brooms is masturbating Wands are dildos Dances out in the woods together naked The whole point was not allow degenerate dykes exist, because they'll destroy your fucking society >Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live They were right
Jaxon Phillips
So that's what they actually meant by >Muh Dik
Matthew Reed
Of course it's real, shit like this has been going on forever in Asia. There's no surprise Africans have now grasped the ancient pen is magic >>we da penis weezar nao
This comes up in waves about every 10 years, and every time a doctor examines a victim he says what the fuck are you trying pull your dicks right there
Juan Long
Nigs are never right.
Lincoln Turner
WItches were brewsters. The broom was a symbol of home-based business. The hats were typical of the brewster vocation. The witch's "brew" was in fact beer. People get pissed when they have to drink a bad batch of beer. You're a tendentious cuck with no penis.
Actually you go back in time and look at concurrent drawings pointed hats were in fashion and OG prints of mother goose have her wearing a pointy hat over a bonnet for outside in the weather as working class and poor women did. She is described as wearing a pilgrim hat but it is always drawn pointed
Instead of modernizing social ideals and incorporating industrialism, Africa went backwards farther into darkness. Remember when the last of the African nations gained independence, they were left with thousands if not millions of modernized railways, infrastructures, schools, urban-planned cities and infinite knowledge of modern equity left by the Europeans. And what did Africa do? Well, you know, nigging and nogging thats all.
I’m increasingly proud of my Congo-exploiting merchant heritage
Ethan Mitchell
Niggers are literally several hundred years behind even in witchcraft. Penis theft/removal was already well documented in the timeless classic that is Maleus Maleficarum.
