/AHSG/ temporary dumptster edition

INSTEAD OF ASKING "AM I GONNA DIE",
OPEN THE LINK BELOW AND CLICK ON YOUR
AREA ON THE MAP
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weather.gov/

PASTEBIN
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WEBCAMS
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DISCORD
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discord
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STATUS:
Location: 34.1°N 77.0°W
Moving: NW at 6 mph
Min pressure: 954 mb
Max sustained: 90 mph

Next advisory at 2:00 AM EDT

RUNDOWN:
>LIFE-THREATENING STORM SURGE AND HURRICANE-FORCE WINDS OCCURRING
>ALONG THE NORTH CAROLINA COAST
>THREAT OF FRESHWATER FLOODING WILL INCREASE OVER THE NEXT
>SEVERAL DAYS

>Nearly all
>of the track models agree that Florence will turn westward or
>west-southwestward during the next 36 hours, bringing the
>hurricane's center inland over extreme southern North Carolina and
>extreme eastern South Carolina Friday and Friday night.

TROPICAL TIDBITS REPORT:
youtube.com/watch?v=jdICssvaM9s [Open]
ADVISORIES:
nhc.noaa.gov
MODELS, RADAR, AND SAT:
tropicaltidbits.com/sat/satlooper.php?region=06L&product=ir
radar.weather.gov/radar.php?rid=MHX&loop=yes
tropicaltidbits.com/storminfo/
trackthetropics.com/florence/
windy.com/?34.100,-77.000,6

>Comfy
Archive of Local Forecast music from The Weather Channel
twcclassics.com/audio/years.html

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Other urls found in this thread:

crowdsourcerescue.com/tickets/view/3074?scope_campaigns=46
youtube.com/watch?v=7xZICs4aYB0
youtube.com/watch?v=ZENO8e6IITA
youtube.com/watch?v=deG4NxkouGM
youtube.com/watch?v=aYsIHhEnKE0
youtube.com/watch?v=vD94dVu8lqQ
nhc.noaa.gov
heraldsun.com/news/local/article218383140.html
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frying_Pan_Shoals
pscp.tv/w/1ynJOYwYBYAKR
fptower.com/
tide-forecast.com/locations/Wilmington-North-Carolina/tides/latest
twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

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Moose dragon.

JEFF GOT 5 STARS

Jeff just driving on the wrong side of the road within 100ft of police cars.

jeff almost got a citation from the cop

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Jeff just got motherfucking bitchslapped by a fat ass American pig cop

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Trees are crisis actors

Has anything happened in the last 8 hours

"""hurricane""" florence is literally a light breeze like i predicted..

fucking burgers get scared of shit likes this lmao

the fucking cooler of my laptop is stronger than this """"""""""hurricane"""""""""" ahahhaha

/910/ hello hello waiting for the winds and rains

RIP Ashley Marie
>Tree fell into home 5 adults,(2 elderly) 4 children, 3 dogs - Water is in home!
crowdsourcerescue.com/tickets/view/3074?scope_campaigns=46

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>/v/ pic

Thanks doc

new bern is literally underwater lmao

nobody was scared nigger

Dumb rednecks that didn't evacuate getting btfo

t. yuropoor who will never experience mother nature's supreme power in form of hurricane

just off yourself

Link to frying pan tower?
I wanna know if the flag made it.

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wheres jeff stream? cant find him

What kind of disasters does a Swiss army knife get?

youtube.com/watch?v=7xZICs4aYB0

youtube.com/watch?v=7xZICs4aYB0

youtube.com/watch?v=ZENO8e6IITA

>Link to frying pan tower?
>I wanna know if the flag made it.

youtube.com/watch?v=deG4NxkouGM

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This is Jesus and God together punishing American people with a vengeful storm as punishment for falling away from the light of God.

It has become a doomed nation of sodomites.

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much appreciated. feeling comfy

The feed crapped out about 3 hours ago, it's on a pre-recorded loop.

this is not live

would be interesting if she has fb and is posting pics

it's on a loop that was recorded earlier.

I thought it looked way too comfy

NEED FLAG UPDATES!!!

>one in need of medical attention possible broken bone/hip
ohnonononono

Grandpa BTFO

we're not opposed to having San Francisco consumed by the sea you know. Or swallowed whole by the Earth, or smote in some other fascinating way.

the cop that barked at Jeff was a punk

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youtube.com/watch?v=aYsIHhEnKE0

where is the map that shows the projected path. It's way too close to me at the moment. I know it's a joke, but it can still knock the power out.

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this has to be one of the most pathetic hurricane showings ever.

Hurty Grandpa

Is it a nothing-burger y/n?

I’m in Raleigh. Was expecting it to be bad. Nothing of the sorts is happening. At this rate I’m not even going to day drink, and I bought enough booze for several people to stay drunk for an entire weekend!

new one comes out at 8

youtube.com/watch?v=vD94dVu8lqQ

i'm near fayetteville. bracing for impact

Assume you will lose power for a few days, and relax with your newfound acceptance.
Katrina went over Florida as a Category 1, and power in some places was out for more than a week. Category 1 storms don't necessarily tear your house apart, but if your trees are too close to power lines they will completely fuck your power grid.

Is Jeff not live anymore?

I hope Donald can get in some good golf today

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>nhc.noaa.gov

ok. I found the most recent one, I think.

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he really needs to pick up a cell repeater

Frying Pan Shoal? My father worked on the lighthouse that was there when he was in the military.

Watch this guy in the meantime:

heraldsun.com/news/local/article218383140.html

>Frying Pan Shoal
The very same
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frying_Pan_Shoals

jeff the fucking kike should put the damn stream back up or i'll kick his goddamn ass

meanwhile the flips are bracing for a big one pscp.tv/w/1ynJOYwYBYAKR

why do we as humans personify hurricanes and give them names? they are not pets

rip flip

cheese niggers desperate for an ocean experience?

AM I GONNA DIE?

Before weather radar, hurricane tracking was performed by sailors encountering them.
Sailors are men.
No women.
Give them women names because they're thinking about women.

what an annoying ass soundtrack

Rest in Pines

yes nigger..

i was there last year and was hugely disappointed by the lack of dead people

now i'm back and i'm getting disappointed by the hour.

they promised me humans literally getting ripped to shreds by this """hurricane"""

guess i'll have to come over myself and obliterate you faggots since no hurricane has the balls

Here in Florida we have hurricane parties when that shit hits

Too lazy to read the thread
Is it happening?

Tgif guys

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yeah makes sense

hurricane irma was supposed to btfo florida but instead it was just raining like on a normal rainy day.

Shut up faggot - theycan't leave for fear of looters

>Is it happening?
>>>

not really, some people have or will lose power, but NC and SC in general don't flood like crazy and the wind is dying down.

nobody promised you that...at best you will see niggers looting...3000 Puerto Ricans died last year and not a damn one of them was on cam

Neat! Back in the day when my dad had to service the lighthouse he would have to take a helicopter ride with a couple other guys and spend the week there working on whatever it was they had to fix. They packed guns and ammo in their bags and spent hours shooting skeet and the occasional shark. Sounded /comfy/ desu.

goddamn dat bitch prepared
good bitch

It did BTFO Naples when it hit, but it's low-population compare to Miami. I took quite a bit of damage on the Atlantic coast east of Orlando (so halfway up the peninsula).

>be american
>have to endure deadly hurricanes literally every year
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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it's a crazy off-shore bed and breakfast now
>fptower.com/

low tide in about 45 minutes, then it will start rising again just as the eyewall passes & brings more storm surge
tide-forecast.com/locations/Wilmington-North-Carolina/tides/latest

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True. Loss of power screws up a lot of modern conveniences, and power companies never have enough linemen on staff to repair the grid on such a massive scale. That’s why the mutual aid compacts between exist.

When Katrina knocked out my power for a week it was a South Carolina truck and crew that restored it. Saw crews from all over the Southeast and beyond working on repairs. Hopefully it won’t be that bad but it will make normal life not normal for a while at the least.

working ocean cam?
or any interesting cam?

Just got into work, fags. Any updates? I went to bed about an hour or two after the BP incident.

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My Archroma user is back!

Based Alpha Colonizer. Thank you for the language sir. Sorry you dropped your semen off in a hurricane zone

>trailer park
>looting anything

what are they going a loot? a lawnmower?

thanks
boring but thanks
happy for floridanons but sad about no livestreams of dying nogs

youtube.com/watch?v=aYsIHhEnKE0

I'll e-mail that to my dad. He'll get a kick out of this!

a lot of trailer park dwellers sell drugs and have cash on hand so niggers will be dying to make off with safes

jeff made a killing last night in tips. he was haming it up pretty good. very entertaining.

hey hope you're doing well, archromanon

He made AT LEAST $1,000 in the time I watched. Not bad for just driving around in the rain.

he made like $300

Your lawn furniture is doomed.

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yeah, I saw him raking in those shekels. People were bitching about it, but I'd rather people give him their money over some faggotty video game nigger or e-thot.

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the abnormality can be dealt with if you prepared well: if you can cook with gas or charcoal, and have access to a good supply of water (nonpotable water from mains or stored water included) you can deal with the lack of climate control better than you would expect.
In fact, if your local mains retain pressure a cold shower is exactly what you want after a summer day with no air conditioning.

One of the storms is on track to hit Great Britain on Tuesday of next week, as a tropical storm.

At least they can get high as fuck whilst they die

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>3000 Puerto Ricans died last year

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this is so fun and comfy

really sad because one day you are dead and you can't enjoy these things anymore

>When Katrina knocked out my power for a week it was a South Carolina truck

a few years ago an ice storm knocked our trailer park out for about a week, and it was freezing the whole time. On day five, I was going into town, and saw a truck with three linemen in the front seat taking a break. I asked "do you want anything, sausage biscuits?", and they held up a bojangles box and said "nah, thanks".

then one said "I could use a beer. They don't let us drink at the hotel" (they were from SC). Another one piped up "I'm fucking dried out man".

So I went to the liquor store and got Jack Daniels and some vodka, then found a cold case of Bud, and headed back. They were still there, and said "cool it man, that guy in the other truck is an asshole", so we stuffed it in one of the tool cabinets without them knowing what it was. It's getting dark, quitting time, and they left.

About 20 minutes later they showed back up and worked long enough to get the power back on that night, happy as shit. The next day probably was the hangover from hell, though.