What the fuck is up with these people? Am I a retard for thinking this stupid shit is a complete waste of time? Have any of you fags been there? What was it like? I have to imagine it’s a bunch of retard socialist/neomarxists fags who think theyre being liberated by not having to deal with money and governments? Why the fuck is it so appealing to so many people?
I have so many questions. What’s the politics out there? Do any conservatives go? Post your experiences and any photos you have to corroborate your claims.
Slide thread. OP is a paid shill that will have to explain to his family why his Job required him to commit treason and why hes going to Guantanamo Bay for execution.
I’m from shitty ATX. Fucking ACL, SXSW. I’ve been to it all. It’s all gotten to be so shitty here. Yet tons of my friends tell me to go to burningman. I probably just need new friends who aren’t pot smoking hippy liberal retards. What was your experience if you’ve been? I’m open to hear ideas. But my friends just keep saying. You just have to go. We can’t explain it
Ian Adams
Haven't been. Don't forget it's pretty commercial now. But I fell in love with the videos - the vision of freedom and creativity, like the world would be if everyone were creative and we had machine slaves.
But I can't tell you anything substantive, sorry :(
Leo Cox
Sculptures and slutty chicks in the desert. I would go too.
Isaac Clark
I went to the real burning man in July. Almost got shot.
Noah Cruz
Ignore him. To answer your OP, burning man is like Disney land with STD’s for Bay Area trustfund kids, instathots, and numale yuppies to fill the spiritual void in their souls and at the same time allowing them to upload “rad” pics to normiebook to show all 13 of their co-workers and family members how much of a personality they have and what a free spirit they are when they aren’t forced to wear slacks and a tie. And it’s yet another advertisement opportunity the prostitution ring that is instagram.
Lucas Bailey
If you’re from Austin, pronounce this word: Manchaca.
John Adams
den of satan. all degenerates need to be gased
Nathaniel Walker
What's keeping a militia from coming in and killing them all?
Landon White
Which std would you like to catch, Luigi?
Bentley Perez
>neo-pagan >human sacrifice ritual >degeneracy >elite attendees All ticket buyers will be rounded up on DOTR, right after journalists.
Oliver Hall
Article 13 is a direct attack against your ideas, ideals and memes >this is the 21st century Iconoclasm Of our sacred memes, the very same memes that can unlock your telepathic abilities >THEY want to surpass you Stifle your creative abilities, censor your beliefs and then replace them with THEIR COUNTERFEIT degeneracy
You are way more important than you think you are >you have free thought, inner voice and an abstract mind You are a direct threat to the A.I >good job!!!
"EITHER you become the worst enemy of the AI, or you die a nobody... which do you choose"
Burning man is fun. Doing LSD in the desert for a week is awesome. Also its like 95% white people
Caleb Cox
>Burning pee
Luke Flores
Liberals are not white
Ryder Harris
Probably not much at all.
Kevin Peterson
Sort of how I feel about it. It’s not that I want people to not be creative. But it all seems so fucking pretensious and woo woo
Jeremiah Miller
It's a pilgrimage for spiritually barren Communists in Silicon Valley complete with debauchery, hedonism, and idolatry. This is the kind of stuff that fills the void when you reject Christ and the Bible.
A symbol of their existential nihilistic dread and recognition of their useless consumerism and hedonistic futility as npcs
Nicholas Johnson
70,000 plus people go... that’s quite a fucking army to attempt to fuck with
Jaxson Young
Well done. You may shitpost in peace.
Oh, have a friend that regularly went. Pretentious drug fest for neo hippies, pseuds and generally lost people. If you like empty hedonism and shallow people on drugs, then head on out. Otherwise, show up with a cache of weapons and do what comes natural.
I talked to some guy that went there a few days after it ended last year.
I asked him if he did any drugs or do crazy shit. He wasn't interested in that at all.
He seemed to be a new age person so if you go to this event, prepare to hear dirty people talk about gems and astro signs and other dumb shit.
I wanted to go until I talked to that guy now I'll never go
Jason King
/thread
Jackson Lewis
Most hippy's are not liberal. t. filthy wook
Daniel Lopez
Fucking Christ i wish this were true.
Ayden Campbell
1st world trow back to tribalism till works starts again
Jaxson Lopez
Why go to burning man when you can go to that kickass postapocalyptic event instead?
>Jow Forumsacks show up as caesar's legion Everytime.
David Lewis
it means post birth abortion
Chase Bennett
Security. They have it. It's not quite utopia, though it might have been close earlier on.
John Garcia
Yea charging your crystals in the moonlight seems pretty fucking retarded. I’m a logical and practical person. I love nature. I do a lot of survival skills shit. Make bows and arrows. Tan deer skins. I make a ton of primitive pottery and I feel pretty creative in my life but I’d never go down that rabbit hole of new age shit such as crystals and meditation.
Kevin Parker
It’s for kids to get drugs and std’s with no cops around. Pure degeneracy.
Jonathan Foster
hippies in the desert with lots of drugs
Owen Cook
>Let’s talk burning man Isn't that some nigger judiciary type shit?
Angel Perez
Yes they are
Angel Foster
You're sooo deep into the closet OP
William Foster
crystals are like pokemon cards that you can trade for drugs
Matthew Morgan
Seems like a good opportunity to collect evidence for blackmail. Imagine all the drugged out people with cash to spare.
Jackson Rogers
Come get your illegal relatives and fuck off back to tacoland paco
Owen Cruz
i once read on a twitter site of some nude pix e celeb who went there. She talked about it being a unbelieveable spiritual experience so I think it could have some pagan true detective orgy character. many people there walk around half naked.
Cameron Myers
Now you’re onto something user
Nolan Rogers
>ancient sacred religion of our ancestors >lumped in with all those other bad things
It would be a long term investment and you'd want to pre plan targets, dress like them and all that. People in more corporate jobs could get in trouble.
Alexander Young
Pretty sure it was dope a decade ago. Now it’s expensive as fuck, and brings in all the people who do it for the ‘gram. It’s like EDC, except with dirt, naked womenz, more std’s, and more pseudo spiritual shit. No place is safe from the ‘gram.
Hudson Barnes
>no governments so you can rape and murder freely? if not, this shit is a scam
Burning man is an incredible experience. You don't want to be in an orgy, then don't go in the orgy tent. No one is going to shove their degeneracy in your face. One of my favorite little "communities" was The Liars Bar. Just sit down, they will give you a beer and just have a real almost genuine conversation with you. The bar tender dude told me how he used to be a dancer with Britney Spears and did 2 years worth of touring with her. Went all over Europe, told me about Paris, about Prague, with vivid detail. It was cool hearing about all the parties and the discipline of the tour..
David Foster
Fuckin based This is the real answer
Carson Howard
that sounds nice
Xavier Lewis
A beach party. (Serious)
Wyatt Campbell
>the orgy and sex acts in general are safely confined to the designated degeneracy tent
Burning Man these days is basically glamping for rich people from Silicon Valley. You go to see a bunch of weird shit in the desert and slam thots.
Charles Rodriguez
Meditation helps tho
Jason Foster
Meditation is incredibly important and magic rocks just have different vibrations/wave lengths that can affect your body differently. You don't have to believe me.
Brandon Hughes
Is that bad? You can have an orgy anywhere. Just because there a tent for one at burning man doesn't mean everyone's there for that. It seems empty most of the time. ( never went in)
if the average Jow Forums user went to burning man they might change for the better
Gavin Johnson
OP here, Look all I’m saying is if you’re seeking out enlightenment, head to the wilderness. Talk to someone who’s been to war. Talk to someone whose seen life and is in their 80’s. Not a bunch of fucking 20 something’s who think they know what solace and tranquility is. It’s fucking embarrassing when you act pretensious as fuck towards someone who hasn’t been. And everyone I know whose been to burningman acts that way. Like I said before. I most likely need new people in my life who aren’t fucking retards who believe that putting up someone else’s art in the middle of fucking nowhere is going to somehow change the world and bring peace to the planet.
Jace Peterson
>it’s a bunch of retard socialist/neomarxists fags who think theyre being liberated by
Basically yes. You do not sound like a burner and should stay home. Lots of socialists, neomarxists, anarchists engaged in creative art, play and free love - it probably is not your thing.
we’re not going, but we’re not going to stay home there is a lot of work to be done
Jose Lewis
My feminist friends and I are planning to burn a 40-foot-tall Mohamad holding a Quran at Burning Man this year. (It will be made of paper mache but it will contain every Quranic verse in small type.)
It's going to be part of our feminist art installation.
I was hoping that some Arabic-speaking friends on Jow Forums could help me get this message out to the Muslim world:
"Please PLEASE do not bomb Burning Man or run it over with a van! Thousands of my progressive friends would be wiped out all at once! We are your greatest allies! Please just let us express ourselves in peace."
Let's get the hashtag #BurningManBurningQuran trending to get the world out among Muslims to NOT bomb Burning Man.
اهلا ياجماعة! أصدقائي وأنا تخطط لحرق 40 قدم طويل القامة في حرق الرجل هذا العام. وسوف تكون مصنوعة من عجينة الورق لكنها سوف تحتوي على كل الآية القرآنية.
كنت آمل أن يساعدني بعض أصدقائي الناطقين باللغة العربية في الحصول على رسالة إلى العالم الإسلامي.
من فضلك من فضلك لا تفجير حرق الرجل! الآلاف من أصدقائي سيكون هناك. يرجى فقط دعونا نعبر عن أنفسنا في سلام.
دعونا الحصول على الوسم #BurningManBurningQuran تتجه إلى الحصول على العالم من بين المسلمين إلى لا قنبلة حرق الرجل.
You just set yourself up for a whole hell of a mess there user
Austin Turner
>there is a lot of work to be done of course there is little jap boy, that's all y'all do. Work more, work more, little miserable corporate slave. You're not going anywhere.
Evan Ross
oops
Kevin Nelson
Hey you! Yes, you.
Want to send a message to those socialists and neomarxists who annoy you?
Vote Republican in EVERY SINGLE ELECTION ON November 6. That's 52 days away.
Remember...Every. Single. One.
Get every single sane person you know in real life and on the internet to do the same.
You guys are as much uptight, prudish Puritanical faggots as they are deluded and naive leftists. Taking acid or ecstasy and spending a couple days there would probably be a really good time; and the people would be no more insufferable than the lot of you, just for different reasons.
Angel Hernandez
You xer, are a genius.
Luis Sullivan
Because there is such thing as free love. Asshole. Enjoy your herpies.
Ian Cox
Learn how to compelte a fucking thought without meme >Meme Text bullshit you idiot. I simply asked a question and you can't even form a response saying what you meant. You are pointless.
Aaron Anderson
Wasteland Weekend.
Brayden Young
>christcuck larping
nothin new here.
Jordan Jones
Whats wrong with living in a mad max world for a weekend?
Matthew Cook
You're not going. You just want to start shit. Good luck, though. I hope it happens so there are pictures and videos.
