/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - #1 OIL PRODUCER EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
promiseskept.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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PREV APPEARANCES/LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com/
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS pastebin.com/yArfUKdC

NEW APPEARANCES
>Giuliani on Hannity 9/14/18
youtu.be/zWrj0HJAUwM
>CoastGuardCdt Adm Schultz On FoxNews 9/14/18
youtu.be/hNM5tRaIcjs
>StateDep Press Conf (SoS Pompeo) 9/14/18
youtu.be/z4lI_GVbYwA
>This Week @State 9/14/18
youtu.be/8rmCMJPG768
>AG Sessions on Law&Order in Kansas City MO 9/13/18
youtu.be/GAe84q5dHME
>Pentagon Press Brief on Hurricane Florence 9/13/18
c-span.org/video/?451430-1/
>NSA Bolton/DNI Coats on CSPANRadio 9/13/18
c-span.org/video/?451421-1/
>CommSec Wilburine on FBN 9/13/18
youtu.be/wuiUoh_i_EM
>HHSSec Azar on FBN 9/13/18
youtu.be/eWe8ZVV5M5A
youtu.be/hHTq6wnZQK8
>Treas/StateDep Officials @House on Sanctions 9/13/18
c-span.org/video/?451413-1/
>AdminOfficials @Senate on Agriculture 9/13/18
c-span.org/video/?451412-1/
>StateDep Press Brief (Heather) 9/13/18
youtu.be/LMAHTYIFg6g
>UNAmb Haley @UNSC on Somalia 9/13/18
youtu.be/duG6dfqhcjA
>Pres Trump hosts Cong MoH Society Reception 9/12/18
youtu.be/64e75jB08wM
>TrumpWave: The Storm 9/12/18
youtu.be/Nd4h0vAgFAo
>TrumpTweet: Hurricane Florence 9/12/18
youtu.be/XZ4w3YYByFA
>TrumpTweet: Never Forget 9/12/18
youtu.be/z3IdJPpa4pw
>VP Pence @Mill Steel Co in Grand Rapids MI 9/12/18
youtu.be/jUcE1vCvbjo
>UNAmb Haley @UNSC on Peacekeepers 9/12/18
youtu.be/PsTHHZSPXCE

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MAGA

tick tock

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Chalky's back.

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is this where it begins?
make america great.

AWOOVEMENT

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lol

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ITS SHALE TIME

NO AMERICA NO

It is certainly a movement.

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English Speakers BTFO
Spanish is the Official Language of the US
amp.miamiherald.com/news/local/community/miami-dade/hialeah/article218395910.html

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Someone trying to kill Tay. Should mental asylums come back?

I'm gonna give Tanya the big sushi

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*blows you a kiss*

>a resonable alert system btfo out of liberals because they all have TDS
wtf is going on with this world?

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lmao they're losing their buggy minds

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youtube.com/watch?v=zu7WJD8vpAQ

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Is Arby's targeting us?

>spics trolling niggers in real time

I’m ok with this.

Breaking: Taco Bell employee fired

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Are those tweets supposed to be funny?

Why are kikes devoid of humour?

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Worlds largest reserve was just found under Texas not too long ago, IIRC. Wherever it is it is absolutely massive in depth.

OPEC drove the price of oil into the ground in 2015 in an effort to halt oil sand / shale production by pricing them out. But it was too late, these companies knew that OPEC could not last that long at those price points. Triple-leveraged oil shorting funds shot up 5,000% in two months. Easiest 4k I ever made in my life.

> ME: hey we are gonna make as much oil as possible no matter the demand!
> also ME: pls don't short our oil companies

fucking cake

t. Milk Stealing Leaf

Hahahaha oh god yes

>All 38,955 tweets should be etched into stone
It's simple, convince a bunch of liberals it would be a wall of shame, and they do it for free, or sorosbux

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No lewding the White Silver.

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REPUBLICAN MAJORITY IN EVERY SINGLE FUCKING BRANCH AND HE STILL CANT GET SHIT PUSHED THROUGH HOLY FUCK

HOWS REPEALING THAT OBAMACARE YOU CHEETO FUCK?

She does this on purpose now, which is extra funny.

wasnt this already a thing

"This is a test of the Trump Messaging System."

An HD dick pic

Anyone else noticing a rise in shill posts?

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I hope you reported

What should he say?

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>be trump
>have ability to text every phone in the USA
>what send?

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>geologically
cause maybe oil isnt made the way we thought

Going to pantera bread, /ptg/, I will bring some soup back for everyone.

twitter.com/FiveThirtyEight/status/1039992709568782341

I CANT TAKE IT....................

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It was a nigger acting irate. I'd pretend not to understand their ooga booga bix nood shit too.

Who else think it would be hilarious if the Republicans finally repealed it in the lame duck period after the midterms? McCain isn't an obstacle anymore.

Can he send pictures?

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I need ATF memes.

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who was it who said that it was essentially unlimited oil

>Your favorite president says hello and reminds you to MAGA!!

>>All 38,955 tweets should be etched into stone
It should be etched on the wall.

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lol

AWOO!

OMG the memes are becoming a reality.
THERE SHALL BE NO ESCAPE FROM PRESIDENTIAL SHITPOSTING
LIBERAL SUICIDES UP 1000%

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>Trump tweets blasted out at 3am to every person in the nation
This is exactly what I voted for

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Here is the video of the, apparently, civilian Coast Guard worker flashing the """white supremacy""" 'Okay' symbol. The comments are insane but still amusing.
>twitter.com/MSNBC/status/1040778349172404224

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I have no idea about that, I just casually invest. Anytime someone drives production through the roof past demand, it is a good shorting opportunity. And that is exactly what OPEC did in late 2015.

projects.fivethirtyeight.com/2016-election-forecast/

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Fuck off finntard

kek

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>mods delete
For what purpose?

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>Then it is an even fight

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>I am formally announcing the firing of Mueller and Sessions.

he’s gonna lose all of his hair

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> and that's a good thing.

>leftist rags calling Bongistan the niggers of Europe

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The kike retard just forgot to attach his picture.

>and Brexit is likely making it worse

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OH FUCK 98% CHANCE OF HILLARY WINNING

Yeah, people are still making these shit generals trying to make Trump out to be anything other than a fucking failure.

Reminder that prediction was made while votes were coming in.

fuck, it just looks like a guy who is anxious that he is on camera doing something with his hands

Trudeau can just wait out Trump. He's about to become a lame duck.

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That was the final prediction the night before.

>First thing jumping beans see before going over the wall and breaking their legs is an endless array of Trump's greatest shitposts

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I like how this edited spider man pic has become attached to the ATF in memes.

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is this image real

jajajajjajajajaja

How dare Europe be too European!

>Presidential shitposting about to be implemented
KEK

So weird people do shit like this

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OH no no no no
youtu.be/drqh2jocoQw

Whatever AI made this is the right kind of stupid and hilarious.

Who else you supposed to call? Burger King customer support ain't gonna be with you for like half an hour. 911 is there right away.

>current year +3
>taking Nate Hydrogen seriously

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Weird, RCP doesn't have that data from them on their timeline.

538 is a meme and should be discarded.

>the "OK hand meme is actually a secret nazi symbol" psych-op we did was so effective that people are getting fired for it
Oh fuck

People have their own tiny worlds their caught up in.

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All these damn Europeans in the European Union!

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>tfw voted for Bernie in the open primary to fuck Clinton over after seeing Trump's numbers that morning

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it's the literal power of KEK. it's greater than all of us user

>538 is a meme and should be discarded.
Of course.

>anonymous letter

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>OH FUCK 98% CHANCE
You watch. That'll be around the final percentage a few days before election.

>denying a man his burgers
honestly can't think of a situation more deserving of a 911 call

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What's the other number you call for the police when it's not an emergency?

The best part might be that the FBI glanced at the letter, then in the most professional way possible said "nah, this is bullshit."