AUS/POL COWAN EDITION

How are we gents?

>>Sydney's nightlife FINALLY bouncing back after crippling lockout laws turned the lights out four years ago – as Melbourne's foodie culture continues to boom
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6166517/Sydneys-nightlife-four-years-lockout-laws-turned-lights-Melbournes-foodie-nightlife-boom.html

>>Should Australian women be allowed to carry tasers and pepper spray?
unv.is/news.com.au/national/victoria/politics/should-australian-women-be-allowed-to-carry-tasers-and-pepper-spray/news-story/b08dd65a7d56a032fd89f97328f13f04

>>A constitutional expert advises Home Affairs Minister Peter Dutton should be referred to the High Court where he faces considerable risk of disqualification.
unv.is/sbs.com.au/news/dutton-disqualification-risk-considerable

>>Mental health cash flow for Victorians
unv.is/sbs.com.au/news/mental-health-cash-flow-for-victorians

>>Victorian police officer taking part in charity ride killed after being hit by a car
unv.is/news.com.au/national/victoria/victorian-police-officer-taking-part-in-charity-ride-killed-after-being-hit-by-a-car/news-story/69bb4d8aafeda594e28a9fcae6363b7c

>>'Not your toilet mate': Bizarre moment man appears to defecate into the ocean in front of shocked sunbathers at a popular Sydney beach
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6166857/Bizarre-moment-man-bends-poos-ocean-Sydney-beach.html#comments

>>‘This is for Daniel’: Prisoners armed with boiling hot jam, a toasted sandwich maker and sharpened broomsticks spark one of the WORST prison riots EVER to attack child killer Brett Cowan
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6143069/Brett-Cowan-target-attack-one-worst-prison-riots.html

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What's for dinner lads?

Sydney nightlife bouncing back? As a Gen Y Sydneysider I can guarantee most of my cohort are currently hiding in their room in their share house watching Netflix and drinking goons. Low wages and high cost of living are a bigger problem.

You're not wrong, I haven't been into the city for a night out in years.

Oi UNSW user u here m8? Take the Asian gril out for dinner yet?

>watching Netflix and drinking goons.
Self imposed gulag.

Eat shit.

hello fellow cunt's how's life upside down?

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Half a chicken and chips

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chinese gf

dumplings.

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>185769942

KFC zinger box meal with Mountain jew as the drink.

Feel fucking full, just like my country is

Perth schoolgirl ‘hung from tree with skipping rope’
news.com.au/national/western-australia/perth-schoolgirl-hung-from-tree-with-skipping-rope/news-story/6af9e3cc4e2c2954f369059e659c611d

Keywords:
>Amber Yoon, 10-YEAR-OLD
>Queen of Apostles Catholic School
>Perth

POLICE are investigating a case of extreme bullying after an 11-year-old Perth schoolgirl says she was hung from a tree by a fellow student.

A 10-YEAR-OLD girl in Perth has described how she feared she would die after she was allegedly hung from a tree with a skipping rope tied around her neck by her peers.

Amber Yoon, 10, claims one of her peers fashioned a noose out of a skipping rope, tied the rope around her neck and attempted to hang her from a tree at Queen of Apostles Catholic School in Riverton on Friday.

The incident happened while the students were on lunch break and a fellow student called her over to the tree.

Speaking to Nine News, her mother, Belinda Yoon, said her daughter’s toes were scraping on the ground and she was unable to breathe. Ms Yoon says her daughter could have died if a teacher hadn’t run over and intervened.

She says the school did not notify her at the time of the alleged incident or seek medical attention for her daughter.

According to Perth Now, who spoke to the family, “the pupil told Amber it was her turn”.

“Amber, much smaller than most children her age, refused but was easily overpowered.”

Aber told the publication: “I was feeling very scared. I thought I was going to die. And I was scared I was going to get into trouble.”

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BASED

Bump

Some Rage Material - Boomers are now claiming they are suffering ageism and that it can only be solved by giving them even more money.

>unv.is/theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2018/sep/14/the-ugly-truth-about-ageism-its-a-prejudice-targeting-our-future-selves#comment-120447069

This is also your Daily Reminder that Boomers are scum and everything wrong with Australia.

lmao

Fuck you

>Should Australian women be allowed to carry tasers and pepper spray?
Not men though lol
Australians should be "allowed" (what a servile term) to carry what they like

Yeah heard about that, Normies are trying to blame it on Mobile phones.

Don't ask me how mobile phones are to blame for what amounts to attempted murder.........

baby steps

who /chadball/ here?

no, fuck that. Revolution now

who /tasmania/ here?

wew

Steak, chips, veggies, sauerkraut & Cascade

You know what we should do?
Throw the euro trash out now rather than wait 3 months

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Asians are ugly though

buck teeth are beautiful

>it was her turn
Teach kids how to be fags and trannies as anti-bullying
Then they start bullying each other into auto-erotic axphyxiation...

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I used to think that Virginia Trioli was a smug feminist cunt and in this instance she was in the wrong but know that we know that Barnaby Joyce literally gave her a miscarriage I think that she was actually quite heroic and brave.

abc.net.au/news/2018-09-14/virginia-trioli-reveals-heartbreak-behind-on-air-gaffe/10247964

She's barely a journalist and even compared to the other green ABC staffers she can't string an argument together, she just womansplains and hysterically kvetches on every issue yet somehow she has wormed her way up to the most prominent positions onscreen. I wouldn't be surprised if she did spread her legs here and there whilst ABC is now making tributes about her accomplishments in Australian progressivism and journalistic integrity.

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>this is news

Any of you cunts at anu

Just drank some 4 Pines, tasted normal, not up to my expectation.

WE WUZ COLONEES N SHEEEIT!
What's going on down under? There's not a damn thing happening over here in Burgerland. I'm stuck at work and bored to tears. Wut do?

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I was there 3 years ago, sup cunt

ni hao fellow student

FFS. When will the boomer gibs end they have already spent their children's and grandchildrens future there's no more money to give.

masturbate in the dunny

You old revolutionary home Boston just blew up.

Queensland Logic:
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6170869/Sydney-customer-finds-needle-Delightful-punnet-strawberries.html
'This is food terrorism that is bringing an industry to its knees,' Strawberries Australia Inc Queensland spokesman Ray Daniels said. 'But I would say to people, we produce 800,000 punnets a day and seven needles were found. You've got more chance of winning lotto than being affected.'

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Meh, shit happens. Gas explosion. No biggie. Something's always blowing up over here.

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Reminder that (((((((((((Frank Lowy))))))))) is the real Prime Minister of Australia and has been for the last 20 years.

The real Australian cabinet : (((((The Lowy Institute)))))
- Has Ian Macfarlane, former Governor of the Reserve Bank of Australia on it's board
- (((Martin Indyk))) - Former US ambassador to Israel
- (((David Gonski))) on the board of this
- Michael Fullilove - worked at Brookings Institute
- (((James Spigelman))) - ABC Chairman

The annual Lowy Lecture has been delivered in recent years by German Chancellor Angela Merkel, former CIA director David Petraeus and News Corp chairman Rupert Murdoch.

Organisation : Westfield

Fifty days before 9/11, Larry Silverstein's Silverstein Properties and Frank Lowy's Westfield America secured a 99-year lease on World Trade Center Buildings One, Two, Four and Five.

Lowy served a ten year term as director of the RBA.

Served in Israeli war of independence.

Associate International Chairman of the Israel Democracy Institute.

Lowy joined Howard and Bill Clinton on a romantic "evening Sydney Harbour cruise" when Clinton visited Australia in 1996. A few year later John Howard ramped up Australia's immigration intake.

Here he is pushing a big Australia, even though he is one of the world's biggest Zionists:
thecourier.com.au/story/5645515/migrant-frank-lowy-urges-more-immigration/

The Lowy Institute and (((Harry Triguboff))) are among Australia's five richest men and the main voices behind the (((Big Australia))) movement.

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I thought about that, but decor in there really turns me off. We call the color scheme "3 shades of baby shit."

This is what a rapist of women looks like in Sweden

youtu.be/vNqd4hW98sQ

go wank in your car then

The last time I did that I almost hit a tree.

in australia the strawberry’s make casual attempts on human life

Yeah didn't they try to ban fights being recorded? I thought they'd want there to be evidence.

news.com.au/national/breaking-news/dutton-disqualification-risk-considerable/news-story/edb882ce608e19d8c15fad34147c46e9

Dutton is fucked

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JUSTed squad report in!

Y tho?

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Here. Finishing up a 12 hour nightshift.

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The moderates will do anything to maintain control.

This country is rotten to the core

>moderates.

Literally nothing about Libersl moderates is moderate
They’re the extremists

Get your firearms license if you haven't yet, boomers and melbcucks hate it.

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>Literally nothing about Libersl moderates is moderate
>They’re the extremists
I hope you mean extreme left.

I can't remember the chick that warned Tony that the party was about to be seized by the political left I think the night before he was knifed. She is still there.

why the FUCK is it so hard to get a job?
>inb4 comfy pepe NEET posting

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>why the FUCK is it so hard to get a job?
Its not

>check digits
Tasmania is inbred.
You're land will soon be turned into abocentral if I get my way.

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>heh, you mad kid?
maybe not for you, chang.

stop smoking pot

Don't gas the boomers.

youtu.be/KsKQC3qHNzs

>DUDE WEED LMAO
I don't.

>Be me
>Today at work
>Friends with this girl at work
>We get into a discussion about south Sudanese people
>She says she has friends who are South Sudanese and they're good people
>I tell her if you grew up where I did you wouldn't be saying that
>Tell her my mother was robbed in broad daylight by a Sudanese person
>She just walks off and clearly didn't want to here any of my racism

Why did I reveal my powerlevel? I thought I was being subtle about it but fuck normies, seriously.

this

ive pretty much given up on hope... will probably stop coming on here in a few weeks, theres nothing we can do other than bend to their kike ways. theres no way we can win.

buy friends she means she gets gang banged by niggers

She has a white boyfriend, I know that. Fuck knows tho maybe your right.

youtu.be/vSA-E7h4hrg

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The left and so called moderatesbin the Libs is who I am referring
They can take their pro immigration, hate speech, fucking bullshit and fuck off.
Even the Nats are fucking cucks.
Conservatives in this country are being ignored and when we get power back the left will pay!

you're gonna get gangbanged by HR now, enjoy being unemployed

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he would have more of a chance at getting the job because of diversity quotas

This!
She has a white boyfriend NOW.

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he probably watches

How disgusting is it, was talking to this african dude in my class. Hes pumping all sorts of landwhales all the time, these women must have serious fucking issues.

And cries

your colleague sounds like a left wing parasite

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Exactly. He should just tell them he's 1/20 Abo. If they're anything like HR departments over here they won't ask any questions.

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you are not welcome here anyway faggot

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> Boomers are now claiming they are suffering ageism and that it can only be solved by giving them even more money.
As a fucking boomer even I am disgusted by that shit.

>bbc cuckposting

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QFT.

>Wentworth
>David Sharma
>former ambassador to Israel
I haven't seen any person appear so Jewish without actually being a Jew.

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Nah doubt it. Don't even care anyway since it's a shit job.

Seems like a typical normie to me.

>Zionist Federation of Australia
they already have their own fucking country. why can't they just fuck off and kill brown people

Most of the moderates in the liberals are better suited to Labor right than Liberal left.
>When we get power back
user...

the "typical normie" IS a left wing parasite!
Open your eyes my man!

>We knew how this looked. An ABC presenter sending up a Coalition member at a time when the broadcaster was under sustained attack for perceived bias.
But they ARE biased, and so is she, it's beyond a shadow of a doubt.

Shes so far up in her ivory tower she can't even see the average Australian.

>Have you shamed a bong today?
It's good, clean fun. It's even better than stomping on the leafs' dicks!

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Ayy. She's a bit fucking cold

I mean, this girl is not political in any way, just an NPC who absorbs anything on the news.

I don't know if I would classify this as left wing, just brainwashed.

Yes, brainwashed to be a left wing parasite without even thinking!

>white
>rich maritime history
>university is very good for select areas
>close communities
>beautiful
>much untarnished nature
>fishing
all its missing is guns and large game

>without actually being a Jew
The nose sold him out.

His father is a rootless Indian who moved to Trinidad, then Vancouver, then the UK (where he met his mother) before moving to Sydney. His mother is apparently from Sydney but was living in the UK at the time. No information is given on his mother so perhaps she is Jewish?

Why else would he live in Sydney’s Jewish enclave, have served as ambassador and enjoyed decades of access to high level politicians despite barely being 40?

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She's not political in anyway that you know of, yet. She's probably a bra burning feminist. You just scratched the surface.

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A. Reminder to remember to opt out of myhealthrecord, the government is fucked at IT and their systems cannot be trusted

This

Um, goy... don't you want to make it easier for us to help you?

remember when they built a new ASIO HQ and the Chinese hacked the plans and they couldn't use it