Why can’t Jow Forums grasp this concept?

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>average = half

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FÜHRER, I GIVE THEE MY ENERGY. PLEASE DESCEND ONCE AGAIN TO WIPE EVIL OFF THE FACE OF THIS BEAUTIFUL EARTH

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>“Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.”
t. George Carlin
lurk moar post never, newfag

hmm it really makes u think

never has the phrase, 'fuck this gay earth' been more appropriate

Just suck his penis lmao

are they talking about gobbling some girl dick?

>how to suck dick

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reading vice sure makes a man appreciate the sweet purifying power of fire. The world needs a good cleansing.

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Voracious ex pussy eater here.
Ridiculous subject aside, eating pussy is a form of submission. I did it because I liked it and it was fun. But then I realized that women don't have a high opinion of their snootch . Especially those that had a lot of cock run in them or who know they are not meticulous abous hygiene. So when go go all face to vagege like that they think less of you.
Here is where black men have been correct, given how wrecked their women are. Black guys had a low opinion of eating pussy. Note also that when we demand submission in an argument we say "suck my dick". Possibly that oral sex has always been a submission dominance thing. So don't go eating pussy unless you married her as a virgin and at the lowest legal age.

And it's gonna be difficult if it's not that hard

Bored as fuck office workers in insignificant makework jobs. Mainly urban women and bugmen.

how to eat human you say?

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I can eat pussy/ass freely because I don't care what women think. Tastes and smells really good to me, ass too.

"Oh no she may think less of you!"

If they knew what I truly thought of them, they probably wouldn't let me shove my tongue in their holes

Gimme the QRD on this article, I'm not searching that shit. I want the deets.

Aren’t you supposed to eat their ass? Pre-op trans vagina is their butthole

It does in this case because IQ distribution is normal. Take a stats class retard.

I doubt it, I think they mean eating ass.

Oui, monsieur. "Mange ma boy-plotte," if you will, which means "Eat my nasty boipucci."

Basically you smile like a donut and bob your head back and forth like a pigeon.

That’s not how they get parasites user

Some of us don't want to eat shit.

heil

Kek

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Clown world

no, they're talking about blowing a mentally ill man in a dress

söyböy

What happened to Vice man?

Lol'd

Isn't that just sucking dick? I like when Sam Hyde was mean to that buzzfeed guy.

This was a bot generated headline, nothing g about real content . A minute of searching would reveal this.. broadly.vice.com/en_us/article/594y7d/broadly-bot-fake-headlines-markov-chain

How easily the conservatard "master race" can be led like lemmings right of a cliff if you give them something that confirms their biases. Mention vice and trans people and just wait for the REEEEE and bitching about degeneracy. This is how idiots believe there was a pedo ring under in a pizzaria that had no basement

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>The straight man's guide to sucking dick

I wish someone walk into vice office and rope them.

Who read this garbage?

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Are they talking about eating man ass or...?
I really wish my mother hadn't moved us from Hungary, then I could be happily ignorant of this shit and I could live in an ethnostate

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FUHRER, I GIVE THEE ENERGY, PLEASE DESCEND ONCE AGAIN TO WIPE EVIL OFF THE FACE OF THIS BEAUTIFUL EARTH

calm down laszlo
i'll let you suck my girl tinkler if you behave yourself

flag checks out.

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Vice is just pathetic at this point.

>i will give you a taste of my shoe
i'll give (You) a taste of my girldick :3

post it

I want to leave this timeline.
Take me back in 1944
Or in Roman Era
Even during the black plague would be better.

Can't stand this degeneracy.

It will be hard though.

Wow.

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Source

... It's not eating out. It's sucking dick

>feminine penis
My sides

FUHRER, I GIVE THEE MY ENERGY. PLEASE DESCEND ONCE AGAIN TO WIPE EVIL OFF THE FACE OF THIS BEAUTIFUL EARTH

There's even worse, as suggested on the article

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Dude, you're ridiculous. Eating a chick out, and doing it right, makes them submissive towards you. It's one of the best ways to get a chick off and it you're good at it she'll crave it. You can then withhold it to fuck with them.

Now if you don't know how to eat a girl out... well, then you're a sad submissive bitch.

Liberals. They're like parasites man.

>mfw eating out a tranny is technically cannibalism since you'd be shoving your face into an open puss filled wound

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Lmao

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>Real Life A Orc

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>not that hard
Neither am I.

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and no one who has ever heard this quote and nodded along smugly has ever considered they're in the bottom half

Verily.

Comfy Şitposting

lol

only kikes nazi post
only kikes hitler post
hitler = white death
500,000,000 whites are missing from the planet because of a retarded austrian doing the kike's bidding
kikes won ww2
holocaust was a eugenics op
holocaust denial is a kike op
look at your dick
you lost

desperate kikes trying to make this meme a thing

I see you're a collector of fine art

>how to suck the dick of a man pretending to be a woman

America please...

notice how one of them fucks up the copy paste edit?
happens when you copy paste out of a file with > 1 lines in it
dirty fucking tel aviv kikes
> pweease white people, pwease be the nazi identity that we created for you

cmon man let the kids have their fun while they still can

FUHRER, I GIVE THEE MY ENERGY. PLEASE DESCEND ONCE AGAIN TO WIPE EVIL OFF THE FACE OF THIS BEAUTIFUL EARTH.

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They're talking about salad tossing I think.

Why is the only thing Vice literally does is pump out degeneracy?

broadly.vice.com/en_us/article/594mak/how-to-eat-out-a-non-op-trans-woman-oral-sex
You being retarded for fun?

jews

pick a website to shut down
>Vice
>Buzzfeed

Who do you choose, Jow Forums?

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youtube.com/watch?v=Ia7fUQXskvA

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These people are perfectly sane. This is completely normal.

Hmm what if that trans woman has a really girthy 11 incher that you can't even fit in your mouth? Does the article answer that?
Asking for a friend.

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Jesus Christ

Fucking kek

fpbp

"FUHRER, I GIVE THEE MY ENERGY. PLEASE DESCEND ONCE AGAIN TO WIPE EVIL OFF THE FACE OF THIS BEAUTIFUL EARTH"

there. I even maintained the punctuation and everything, he better come.

That's called rimming and it's a great way to get intestinal parasites, which most gay men have at some point

>FUHRER, I GIVE THEE MY ENERGY. PLEASE DESCEND ONCE AGAIN TO WIPE EVIL OFF THE FACE OF THIS BEAUTIFUL EARTH.

this will literally lead to the rise of a new nazi-type party and i don't view that as a positive thing but just, jesus fuck. got to get a grip on reality.

Why tho?

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