/ahsg/ ATLANTIC HURRICANE SEASON GENERAL - Curveball Edition

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STATUS
Location: 33.7°N 79.3°W
Maximum Winds: 50 ktGusts: 60 kt
Minimum Central Pressure: 984 mb
Environmental Pressure: 1012 mb
Radius of Circulation: 200 NM
Radius of Maximum Wind: 20 NM

ADVISORIES:
nhc.noaa.gov
prh.noaa.gov/cphc/
HURRICANE PREPAREDNESS:
redcross.org/get-help/how-to-prepare-for-emergencies/types-of-emergencies/hurricane.html
ready.gov/hurricanes
nhc.noaa.gov/prepare/ready.php
MODELS AND INFO:
tropicaltidbits.com/storminfo/
trackthetropics.com/florence/
spaghettimodels.com/
ventusky.com
windy.com/?27.500,-67.100,6
>Meteorologists/Storm Chasers:
twitter.com/Jeff_Piotrowski
twitter.com/ReedTimmerAccu
>TWC
youtube.com/watch?v=B4be18eXdjY

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windy.com/?37.797,-37.134,6
windy.com/hu/-Eső-zivatar-rain?rain,19.041,114.653,5
youtube.com/watch?v=1q4uNKhSmjU
youtube.com/watch?v=AwqLWGibwDY
youtube.com/watch?v=OUqchIyJol4
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

Not so much hype now that the storm is actually passing over. Boring, too slow, too weak, overstays it's welcome. it's like Jow Forums, the storm!

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Someone asked for a new thread so I made one

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nothingburger of the century. perfect example of why you shouldn't get hyped for a hurricane until at least 24 hours out. if it's not hitting a big metro area or making landfall as at least a cat 4, it's going to be a nothingburger.

and if you're I highly appreciate it, even if it doesn't end up going anywhere


Is there any hype that the other systems out there could form something good?

Well, now we can document this happening. Threads were flying a couple days before, much excitement. once the storm actually hit people were disappointed in the actual impact. And now here we are, about halfway through. There's a tropical eyewall over land in the Carolinas. But it's just another rainstorm now. Pathetic.

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I-is this coming toward the US?
windy.com/?37.797,-37.134,6

What a fucking let down this pussy ass storm was.

I believe that's tropical storm Helene, expected to hit the UK, but it would be sweet if it got carried west

haha

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It's Ireland, sorry. It will be an average rainy afternoon there.

On the other hand, I know it's not Atlantic, but South-China is about being hit by a typhoon:
windy.com/hu/-Eső-zivatar-rain?rain,19.041,114.653,5

Benis :DDDDDDD

JUST BACK A QUARTER MILE HERE THE ENTIRE NORTH SIDES OF THE HOUSES ARE GONE
THEY'RE JUST GONE THE SOUTH SIDES ARE GONE, THE NORTH SIDES ARE GONE

WE GOT LAWN FURNITURE
THERE'S LAWN FURNITURE ON THE ROAD THE THE ENTIRE DUNES ARE GONE THIS IS GOING TO GET MUCH, MUCH, MUCH WORSE

It's nothing faggot

THERE A TREE JUST CAME DOWN, A BIG TREE, IT'S DOWN, TREE'S COMING DOWN, IT'S DOWN!
WE GOT, WE GOT SAND, THERE'S LAWN FURNITURE!
THE WATER'S SURGING, IT'S SURGING RIGHT ACROSS THE HIGHWAY, BIG BATTERING WAVES, AND THERE'S DEBRIS ON THE HIGHWAY, 40 50 MILE AN HOUR WINDS, RIGHT ACROSS THE HIGHWAY

OH MY GOD THIS IS AN ESCAPE ROAD, HEADED EAST TO WEST, THE ESCAPE ROAD IS GOING UNDER WATER
THIS WHOLE AREA IS GOING UNDER WATER, LOOK AT THE WATER HERE
OH MY GOD, LOOK OUT! LOOK OUT! LOOK OUT CHRIS! HERE IT COMES! HERE COMES THE WATER! WE'RE GOING UNDER WATER FOLKS!

Hurricane season lasts until November and September is usually the peak. Could be more happenings on the hurricane front in the coming weeks,

It’s literally nothing

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Sure, the wind speeds of Florence are boring, but the storm surges and flooding due to the storm being parked outside of Wilmington have been very bad.

NC full of liberal statue toppling faggots, gods wrath sent to clean it up a bit

Here down in SC we /comfy/ af

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Keep it centered to Florida while Iredell NC gets so comfy rain and I'm up for it.

looks like fun
last typhoon was supposed to kill us but nothing happened
I mean I guess it killed a bunch of people in Osaka and Kobe and loosened up the ground for a big earthquake to liquefy everything the next day in Hokkaido and kill everyone there
but it was pretty gay compared to the hype

I want to rub their tummies.

take your meds, Cadet Capslock

>Osaka
hey japanon how come everyone in japan shits on osaka so hard

>picks up bottle of Bud Light, tosses it on the ground
THIS BUD'S FOR YOU

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Press F to pay respects

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Yeah. Nothing.

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Fenians finna get dabbed on

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Have a nice swim.

this general has fizzled out, just like Florence

*destroys your county with no effort*
Heh, nothin' personal kid

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From what I can gather it's like Japan's San Francisco

oh shit, all my favorite osaka characters in anime are actually fags

TURN HARDER RIGHT HELENE HIT BONGISTAN

>anime

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Isaac is kill.

THIS WATER IS GOING TO RISE ANOTHER 6 FEET, 9 FEET, PROBABLY 15 FEET HIGHER THAN IT IS RIGHT NOW

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SEE ALL THESE HOUSES RIGHT HERE THEY'RE ALREADY FLOODED, FIRST STORIES FLOODED OUT, THE DOORS, GARAGES, THE WALLS JUST EXPLODED RIGHT OUT, I'M STANDING IN KNEE DEEP WATER RIGHT NOW, PROBABLY THEY'RE GOING TO BE, IT'S GOING TO BE UP TO THE, BY 5 O'CLOCK TODAY PROBABLY IT'S GOING TO BE RIGHT UP TO THE ROOF, THESE HOUSES ARE GOING TO BE COMPLETELY SUBMERGED, CLOUDS ARE CIRCLING SOUTH EAST UP ABOVE, THIS IS THE NORTH SIDE OF THE EYE WALL, THIS STORM HASN'T EVEN COME IN YET, THIS IS JUST THE BEGINNING

all signs point to the princess no longer being straight

oh the humanity
youtube.com/watch?v=1q4uNKhSmjU

Why have a front porch on a house like that
>oh hey want to set out on a porch?
>we can stare at the neighbor's house!
>haha fuckin' neighbors poor assholes don't even have a porch they have to stare back at us through the windows
>LOOK LOOK LOOK THEY JUST CLOSED THE DRAPES HAHAHAHAHAHA

Guys it just rained for about 15 minutes straight at my house. Should I go buy a jenny?

Im in Wilmington NC. I didnt evacuated and rode this storm out. It's pretty harmless unless you're living right next to a river or in a bowl. I referred to a topographic map to make sure I was safe on my property. We lost power but i have a bunch of charged 18650s and a solar panel. Just been playing with my ham radios. I trimmed the trees that were closer to the house prior to the storm to reduce risk. No significant damage in my neighborhood. This is literally the non event of 2018

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I have to make this short because I need to save my battery power. I live on the coast of NC you all said it would be fine and to just stay. Everything is fucking ruined. Fuck all of you who lied to me. Now I'm trapped here.

I'd be fine if this faggot ass tree didn't fall down on a power line

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And this other faggot ass faggot had to run over it like a faggot

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We will rebuild

top fucking kek
what is this I don't even

>Pine Tree
Every fucking time. Fuck these god damn tooth picks. Slight breeze and they fall over.

JFC

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Did he make it over the tree or not? Who's the faggot now?

Is it me or is this season a major letdown compared to the previous year?

Last year was special. Hurricanes are usually not much more than passing storms that blow patio chairs into the fence / trees / neighbor's yard and knock some trees into the power lines.

You had a chance to be the next Harvey. Maybe next time...

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jesus

11 a.m. cone - but is it accurate? Seems like the storm is moving slower than even anticipated at 2mph west.

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We still have the rest of September and maybe October to get through.

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Its a let down, at least last year we saw a few islands get destroyed

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Oh no it might be up to their knees!

My God just look at the devastation

Pennsylvania is so shit that even tropical depressions want to get as far away as quickly as possible.

Did you guys just see those blacks walking on water on Fox?

some people, believe it or not, are not autistic spergloards, and actually know their neighbors, and enjoy talking with them, and heaven forbid, maybe even sharing a cookout or a few beers.

That was either a female, a dindu or a woman.

>female

Meant 'numale' .

I’m going to Waffle House. What should I get?

hashbrowns, sausage, butter toast, something to drink

It was a goblino mutt kid. He couldn't have been over 20.

That's not the point fgt. It's having houses with plenty of space to be staggered pointing right at each other without even any real shrubbery or anything so there's no view beyond staring at a house right across the road when you're sitting out front.

>no view beyond staring at a house right across the road when you're sitting out front.

take your meds and read my post again and rage louder

Good fences make good neighbors. There's no reason for houses to be set up like that outside of cities. That's McSuburb quality.

Updates on niggers who overcame their fear of water and looted anyway?

ok, my last post because this is retarded, but when you are in your yard, do you stare at the house across the street like some sort of wacko? You do know that a fucking chair does not have to be pointed straight out from the house, don't you? my god.

bye. the thread is yours. just don't look at anyone. lmfao

No, when my front porch is full of people all the chairs point at the house except for the two flankment appointed to stand watch out the sides.

Then don't live there. Eezy peezy

>implying there's anything to loot in the redneck wasteland of NC

There is.
Niggers realized the real money isn't smashing corporate stores for tvs and Jordans.
Now they go for stripping copper and metal out of buildings that aren't even damaged.

>nigs aren't going to nig anyway

this, I've done a lot of work in eastern NC and there isn't a whole lot to loot

Yes there is, older houses weren't stingy with the copper

theme

youtube.com/watch?v=AwqLWGibwDY

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How about the flag on frying pan island, was /ourflag/ still there? Last I checked the cam was down.

It's still there, some of it.

What are some good alternatives to Myrtle Beach for a Carolina vacation at the beach? If you have a normal person budget

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For Joyce, this is my prediction. please comment

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Hilton Head or Tybee Island

watching all these livestreams is comfy as hell. I never really gave a shit about Carolinas but it looks really cool and nice.

Seems Legit

BUT OUR FLAG WAS STILL KINDA MOSTLY THERE!!

I wish a nigga would

I forget you don't need a license to scrap in other states

Jeff
live
youtube.com/watch?v=OUqchIyJol4

>2mph
florence is so sad

what? why'd he go on break for a fucking day and now its a nothing storm?

What is this delicious food!?

Thank fuck that it’s going to hit me as a depression

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