How are you preparing for your kid's Gender Reveal Day™?

How are you preparing for your kid's Gender Reveal Day™?

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Fuck you Spain if you would’ve actually fought with the Nazis instead of just send a few troops we wouldn’t have this degeneracy.

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the republicans fucked us for good, they send all our gold reserves to Moscow

Not by staging some 'Birdcage' looking setup shitshow and drinking a case of shitty beer right before.

>kid
haha good joke

concentration camps suddenly make sense

That's not a child. That is a 30 y/o man with mental health issues.

White people were a mistake.

are you really gonna blame us for this and not the US, England, or France? hell, even germany deserves more blame for starting the war too early. we literally had just gotten out of a civil war. spain was tired of war and had to rebuild. you really think we would have made a difference?

but anyway, always keep the focus on the true enemy

>Goy
Hmm really makes you think

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Hundreds of thousands died in the Spanish Civil War. It was horrific. I doubt Spain would have made a difference with how depleted and weak they were immediately following the Civil War. Just bad timing.

The Nazis fucked everything up themselves with Operation Barbarossa. The US beat the Soviet Union the right way, whittling it down. He should have learned from Napoleon about those Russian winters, marshes, and just endless bags of meat the Russian military could throw at them. They were kicking so much ass, literally waltzing through France and Poland, and just got overconfident.

The moment I realise grandpa was right

>20 million man Soviet army ready to invade all of Europe within weeks
>Hurr durr, don't create a two front war Hitler
Burger educashun

Americans really are something else

That's a future murder-suicide by the dad right there

all smiles

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Is that a rare Negev chan?

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>goy
Really activates my almonds

Hmm not sure. It's just a pretty girl I like

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Don't get the hi-five though

>Likes a girl
>doesn't know her name
Autism

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This "the Soviets were planning to invade" theory, let's explore that for a second. Why not let the Russians fight the German army on their own turf instead of sending all their best men off to freeze to death in Russian marshes?

And for you to accuse me of lacking in education, yours is a fringe theory, that it was Stalin who was intending to backstab Hitler. The Soviets could have never taken on the Germans on their own turf. They couldn't even beat the Finnish.

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>Why not let the Russians fight the German army on their own turf instead of sending all their best men off to freeze to death in Russian marshes?
Because aggression wins the day you fucking retard. Barbarossa was such an astounding success early on because the Soviets were not prepared to defend. Play chess

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No, that's Astfolo-kun. He's a dude.

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Let them skip school for that day. Don't take them to school. Better yet, avoid taking them to public school in general

I love the dad's face. It's like his life is an eternal suffering.

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Germany can't win world wars.

Wait...That's a dude? But why does he dress like a girl?

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Our society is sick

dummy, that's just proof his post is as non-jewish as possible and therefore correct

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His face is the best, angry but has to smile.

>if only you knew how bad things really are

Because he's an unmanly sissy bitch like you.

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Hey! T-that's mean...I'm manly

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If Franco, who was immensely helped by Hitler to gain power, attacked Gibraltar (not hard), Britain would have lost medditerenean access and WW2 won for the Germans. Why didnt he?

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Look at that cuck. I bet that I can just walk in on him and fuck his wife right in front of him.

by not having any

>am I being a good dog? yes?
>please tell me I'm doing the right thing

It's Halloween party.

because the allies would attack Spain, that was already pretty fucked after the civil war

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the father looks like he is smilling on the outside, but dying on the inside

>That guy face
pic very related

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I could pin you down and make you my sissy just with one arm.

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How could they when France was Nazi occupied and Britain denied the Medditeranean route of supply? Britain cant invade mainland Europe, thats crazy.

Please don't. I don't wanna be a sissy

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Also Britain expected a Nazi sea landing supposedly

Guy looks like he wants to off himself. Can you blame him?

You helped them back in other ways Carlo.
Like Hitler could use Spanish naval docks for refueling and rearming.

I thought gender reveal day was when a child was born and the docs looked to see if they have a pee pee or a vagjayjay?

Seems like you already are one.

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at that time the mediterranean was not a concern, with francoist Spain, Musolini Italy, Greece and the balcans under nazi influence.

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Fine, maybe you have a point. Now just leave me alone

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Do you ever wonder when the shooting will start

Get a room faggots

>calls me a retard
>thinking aggression is the be-all and end-all of war

How Barbarossa turned out kinda invalidates that position, don't you think?

Couldn't beat the Finns on their own turf, but Nazi Germany the military colossus of its day, you expect me to believe the Soviets would have defeated them on their own land? More than that, the Germans invading gave Stalin that "it's a patriotic war" card. Morale was already so low among the Soviets generals and soldiers were shooting each other in the back left and right. Having the means to invade Germany and defeat them on their own soil? Fuck no.

It's just a fringe theory meme by Nazi sympathizers (of which I am one) to attempt to abrogate the Nazis of having the capacity to make any mistakes. WWII was a war of humans, and people make mistakes, just like any other war.

I'm gonna bully you till you bow down to me.

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OMG, dad's face is in another dimension.
Someone give him cocaine. Eternal suffering...

that is not the face of a happy man

that is not the fact of a proud man

that is not the face of a secure man

it is the face of a man who values pussy above all else

I doubt you could. You can try all you want though...do you have steam or discord?

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It was because Egypt and suez and oil supply vs Rommel offensive

>When your life is dominated by estrogen

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Hitler likely has a living male relative (even if just in the form of a distant cousin) and that motherfucker is more than likely a dress wearing refugee dick sucker...

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Post your discord if you want me to add you, canadian slut.

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Actually he lived in America under an assumed name.

Yeah. My name. Fucked up deisu.

Why do the dads of these mentally ill kids always have shiny faces? This is gay face, right? The same shiny veneer that gay people (and hookers) get when they have come in contact with too much semen?"

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Ahhh I shouldn't do this but...
Alandic Separatist#4391

sent

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already got a vasectomy, preparations are finished.

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Semen Kostyantynovych Hitler#0162

The Soviets did beat Finland though.

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>Goy
shalom Shlomo

Yea at what cost.
Same like you with Vietnam.
It was a Phyrric victory.

Omfg

Looks like a guy who will commit suicide. I bet both him and his mental son will be dead within a few years and the fucked up mom who probably pushed this bullshit will never figure how she killed them both. She will probably still be virtue signalling

I'd hit that

>Actually grimacing

I'd have more pity for him if he told his enabling wife to fuck off and started dressing with more self-respect.

>Its king of pol

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>believing that "doctors" can coercively "assign" you a "gender" based on your genitals at birth.

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He handled it better than this guy i guess.
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Faggots GetOut#1488

have fun sweeties

you made me hard with this interaction.

faggots have toomuch political power.

yes, he raised that shit