Boomer economics

>Sept.14(UPI)--A Virginia man said getting rained out while trying to mow his lawn led to his winning a $10 million lottery jackpot. Charles Martin of Amelia Courthouse told Virginia Lottery officials he was mowing his lawn after work recently when it started raining too hard for him to continue the chore.

>Martin said he put the mower away and decided to stop by the 460 Pit Stop store in Blackstone, where he played a few lottery games. One of the tickets Martin bought was an Extreme Millions Scratcher game, which won him a $10 million top prize.

>"I scratched it and I about had a heart attack!" he said. He said the store owner scanned the ticket to double-check his win."Oh, it must be a good one because I can't pay it!" Martin recalled the owner saying.

>Martin collected his check from the Virginia Lottery this week. He chose the lump sum option, which came to $6,570,302 before taxes.

Yup, now that was a scratch off. *ssssip*

The Lottery is the purist form of altruistic capitalism there is. Any one can win, of any race, of any gender spectrum, of any tax bracket. What a benefit to society!

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>win $10 million
>$6,570,302 before taxes
>before taxes

wut

Yeah that's the part about lottery prizes on lump sum. The jackpot prize is including a 30 year interest plan which you don't get if you choose to get the money now.

>He chose the lump sum option, which came to $6,570,302 before taxes.

Literally braindead.

The 10 million is if you take a longer payout, say 30 years. If you want the lump sum equivalent you get less.

He had to get the 6 million dollar mower + quake combo pak.

No, see, that's totally Boomer! They know there's a good chance they won't be alive in 30 years to see the whole payment, so they choose the lump sum.

>boomers win the generational lottery
>boomers win the real lottery
At this rate when boomers die they'll get into heaven and when we die they'll close it due to "overpopulation".

But his kids?

He's a boomer, since when would he give a shit about his kid's wealth over his own? He needs to buy that new Porsche, lake house, and some Steely Dan box set.

itt....brainlets who can't into the PV of an annuity.

Annuities are for retards.
There is a time value at work. The 6.5m is worth more than 10m 30 years from now.

Just wait it's going to get worse. Lottery threads are always a showcase in financial illiteracy.

To be fair financial literacy isn't taught in schools and money is an extremely arcane subject that is very difficult to understand without a guide/teacher. I've tried to become financially literate but I don't even really know where to start.

Fair point on the education.

6 million!

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The lottery is a tax on the poor and the stupid.

americans taxing lotteries win always amused me, there's literally no end to their jewery

Little bastards need to buy their own scratchers.

For what its worth I have done some math and changed my mind about the annuity. The periodic payment is small enough that the tax advantage might make this annuity worth it, depending on your tax bracket. Once the prize gets any larger, though, the annuity goes out the window.

there is no way it's worth it, at a very conservative 5% yearly return on his money he'd be up like 5 mil easy by the time he'd get the entire sum annuity

Shouldn't it be AFTER taxes?

The listed prize of 10 million is only if the winner accepts the money paid out over 30 years (or something like that, depending on the lottery). But the winner does have an option to take a single lump sum payment immediately, but it won't be for the full prize amount. In this case, it was like 6 million. After he takes the 6 million dollar prize, then taxes will be applied to this "income" as normal.

So it's either 10 million before taxes (if taken as an annuity paid out over time), or 6 million before taxes (if paid out in a lump sum immediately).

Actually the lump sum is probably calculated with a time value of money equation that makes the 6 million today worth about the same as 10 million over 30 years.

>win ten million
>win 6.5 million before taxes
>win 3 million
This is the most jewsih bullshit ever

No, because he hasn't paid taxes on it yet. The government is comin fo dat money fo dem pograms.

if he dies the money goes to his wife and kids. the only risk is the lotteries insolvency.

start with present and future value.

Not braindead, you can invest more of it and make even more money

>the only risk is the lotteries insolvency.
and this is a real risk. The Illinois State Lottery stopped paying it's winners just a little while ago because of budget problems. A judge had to step in and demand the Lottery winnings to be paid.
>Judge: Pay the money you owe!
>State of Illinois: We don't have it.
>Judge: Wait, are you still selling tickets, right this second, even though you are admitting right now that you can't and won't pay the winners?
>State of Illinois: Yeah. And?
>Judge: o.O
I don't know if this was ever resolved.
SO... the lesson is... stick to the multi-state lotteries if you want to be safe in getting your payout. Things like PowerBall.

Boomers and the lotto are the worst. I always know when one of those stupid mega millions drawings is happening because there's always a line of old fucks crowding the register hoping to buy a ton of tickets. Most big winners end up bankrupt and homeless less than five years after they hit the jackpot anyway.

You're fucking retarded. If you don't take lump sum there is a good chance you won't ever see all the money. Hes 50~+ so it was the best option. If you die before you get paid the money is gone.

people that drop 500 bucks on the lottery are more likely to win it.

do you believe that people who spend 500 bucks on the lottery are good with money? of course not. so this is hardly surprising

Always take the money at once, Inflation could ruin your money by the time it's done paying out.

that's actually the best option.

It is a one-two dollar purchase on a daydream.

>Buy Ticket
>Daydream about quitting your job and buying shit
If you can afford a $4 coffee what is a $1 day dream. Odds are you are not going to win big. Then again even at 11million to 1... someone eventually does hit it. Why not you?

Oh and always cash value, with proper investment you can earn much more than over the 20 year payout.

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Ok now you have 3 million that is already taxed. Placed in the proper financial engine (property, market, etc.) it can grow and outpace inflation and at the end of 20 years you will have over 10 million. Or you can be a nigger and blow it all on Newports and 22 inch rims.

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there is nothing wrong with taxes , if you dont like paying them you can just fuck off to a place where you are not required to pay taxes

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>win free shit
>it's less free shit than you thought
>You have to pay taxes on things you're getting for free
>Pernie Zanders bls helb

There is no beneficiary for lottery prizes. You literally cannot allow someone else to collect your money before or after you choose your terms.

>Congratulations sir, you have just won 10 million dollars
>Here is your 6 million dollars
>Now if you could just sign here to receive your 3 million dollars