Just had to share this hilarious shit

Just imagine being this salty. Having the resources and the time to do something meaningful and instead you spend it trying to make a subpar meme. Assuming the story is even real of course.

>United Snakes
woah

AI is a meme user.

not a bot but

>gun that is alive
>milk comes from coal

lost

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That bot is hilariously bad.

People that never programmed do not know how fucking hard it is to format analog information into discrete form for computers, let alone how many fucking extra steps are required to make shit work
all the people that are content with making a shitty "neural network" from out of the box solutions and precompiled data are complicit in this influx of garbage

the bot is redpilled

start digging for your milk, Americans
Obama drank it

stop stealing milk you fukin milk thief!

>Other countries are on fire. All the people on fire. Hot fire too. Not us. Our flag is so beautiful.

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A fine speech

Rules and patterns. Which rule would allow for "United Snakes" ? None of them, if the "bot" is any good. That leaves pattern. When has Trump ever used the phrase "United Snakes" ? Never. So now we've eliminated both rules and patterns. Explain how this could be done by any form of AI. Here, I'll even go one step further. Keaton Patti does not "write bots."

>Keaton is a writer and comedian living in New York City. He is performer on the UCB Harold team Captain and an alum of the UCB Touring Company. He has contributed writings for The New Yorker, Comedy Central, The Onion, Funny or Die, CollegeHumor and McSweeney's Quarterly and Internet Tendency, where his column Rebunking Conspiracy Theories is published.

first of all he didn't force a bot to "watch" 1,000 hours of trump rallies, if anything he forced them to read it's transcripts. that "speech" was clearly written by that faggot as AI doesn't have the ability out of the box to remember things.

this is only slightly better than the 8 year olds.

>ywn have a gun that is alive

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This gif is cursed

kek it's not bad, i lol'd a little.

sad when leftists have to use computers to write better memes/jokes than they can

>gun that is alive
holy fuck i lost it there. i believed it was real at this point. the rest shows its clearly fake

Truly a moving speech, i like the part about sending the swamp to mexico

Whatever that thing is that posted to twitter for sure cannot write code, let alone machine learning

When the fuck did any Trump rally ever mention Kinko's?

Haha this faggot wrote this himself.

Fairly sure we can get a tard from Jow Forums to make a bot do this.

It'd be funnier if it were real.

> we had only one glass of milk left, obama drank it. Not fair!
>the crowd boos they wanted that milk

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See? Satire is funny. Poking fun at Trump in a satirical manner is FUNNY. Defaming him, and claiming he is evil, is not. Additionally, leftists are too against satire, and claim that SATIRE ITSELF is an attack. This fictional Trump speech is funny, but is clearly not an attack on his character. Humor is our greatest power as humans.

Not likely. Speech recognition isn't that great, yet. It's even worse when you put crowds and other shit in it. If you fed it transcripts then you're probably right.

this is correct. I work with machine learning and natural language processing.

1) First of all, it would take much more the the ordinary bot to 'watch' the rallies. Most of those things run off text. It's possible you could make a speech to text plugin, but it's just weird because it's more prone to error than a transcribed speech.

2) if it was ML created you would have things Trump has said or in the same pattern. Trump has never said "United Snakes". and his bot only uses 1 pattern.

3) the "arbys" part is so made up it's bad. I can't tell you the layers of syntax and meaning an algorithm to have to understand to process this.

Its very easy to do it and seems random enough to be wrote by a bot

>Four more swamps

>Which rule would allow for "United Snakes" ?
depends, if you're doing a very sloppy, out of the box LSM to decide what the next word should be because you're an idiot, "United Snakes" is absolutely possible, but so is basically any "United [noun]"
The fact that Trump never had "United Snakes" as a word doesn't mean he never said "United" or "Snakes" as words in his speeches, he probably did. You don't even need that if you're using a dictionary for your output
That said, they guy obviously does not know what the fuck a bot even is, and he wrote it all trying to be clever about his writing disability and lack of actual humor.

>man with harder hat
How the fuck does an AI watch something and convert it into a fucking screenwriting prompt and be able to describe the scene, is this kid a fucking child genius? itd make more sense if he pretended he fed in just a transcription of what trump had said and put just the words

Will lefties actually believe this?

holy fuck is this bait you fucking retard? the absolute state of chile look here

The first sentence was funny, since I thought it was going to be an actual AI creation. No, this faggot just wrote all of it because he thinks he's funny. Faggot doesn't even know how to code a bot to do something so simple, but he postures about it to the lowest sub-80 IQ retards on Twitter.

>Ronald Rogaine
that's pretty good, desu

>bot wrote this
too many "FUCK DRUMP FUCK SUBURBAN AND RURAL RETARDS" vibes in it to be true.

he wrote that

10/10 shit, we need MOAR of where that came from.

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>but so is basically any "United [noun]"
If your shitty bot determines that without a pattern recognizing "United [random noun]" as a PROPER NOUN.. then your bot is shit and you should off yourself. You don't randomly make nouns a proper noun. That's the exact opposite of AI and machine LEARNING.

Correct.

Incorrect.

Found the retard

I would unironically vote for AI Trump and laugh as I do it. Fucking Obama drank our last glass of milk.

>this is shooped I can tell by the pixels

I want my milk you filthy chink. I worked hard for digging it up. Give it back.

NO MOE SWAMP

...

This is probably the same faggot who """made a bot watch 1000 hours of Olive Garden commercials and make a commercial."""

Every comedian has a bit, and this is just this faggot's bit. It's kind of funny, but the notion that this was actually done by AI is not believable.

He probably got the written speech somewhere or with Youtube subtitltes and then fed it to a LSTM enough epochs to get words

so this is how the world ends. not with a bang, but with a glass of milk.

No one will be laughing when he is reelected, which he probably will be.

>wow this is neat, what's the code for the bot so I can make my own?

*crickets*

The machine doesn't "learn", it reaches a fitness and stays there until the fitness needs to be changed. It is a mathematical fucking process that requires a design behind it to work, and knowledge of what your input and output is/should look like.
Your solution will not know to use proper nouns unless you specifically design for it, or use tools that were designed to do that.
Hell, you could just fucking use a spellcheck on the output, too, instead of increasing the complexity of your project.

>the left are so bad at memes that they have to use AI to make them.
HAHAHAHA

Exclusive pic of the "bot" (its an npc) that weote this

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That's the funniest fucking thing I have ever seen. I love it so much. My face hurts. My sides... I cant. Hahaha!

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The only thing he forced was a big black dildo up his ass. Then he had a smoke and a glass of whine before sitting down to write this tweet.

It's actually a good speech. God bless America.

oh i will, it's going to get even better in 2020.

Hope he will be. He's destroying Europe but that's becase Europe has become the vagina of the planet. So it gets its fucking if it doesn't get its shit together and quick. Based drumpf

No, it was entirely inorganic, and that's very obvious at the last line where he basically calls Trump supporters uneducated. Seen it all before, not impressed, and absolutely not naive and gullible enough to fall for this. Maybe you are, not me.

He would literally have to manually go in and add a script telling the bot that whatever word follows united would have to be capitalized, next off "Crowd roars they wanted milk"

You're fucking retarded niggers for believing this.

No fucking youtube video describes the scene by saying "man with hard hat, man with harder hat" also the AI wouldnt be able to differenciate what is being described as the scene and what isnt, so it'd say shit like "The crowd cheers, on the phone with the economy"

You're fucking retards kill yourselves

>my fascist fanfic sucks
>maybe blame AI???

It's funny, but I seriously doubt that was written by a bot.

This.

Speaking of chinks and coal... in China they ran into a void when digging up coal... it was like a dinosaur era time capsule... cool as shit.

This shit is funny to read, laugh a little and get on with your life

Trump=First and best comedian president to conquer the cucks.

never!

out of curiosity and for no secondary purpose, is there a place to download all of trump's speeches in plain text?
asking for my cousin's friend

Someone needs to make a video cartoon of this.

AI surpasses humans in humor.

All hope is lost . the machines have won.

ALL hail to our AI overlords!

>I forced a bot

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Maybe this one is fake, but its totally possible to do it if you have the written script. I did one with Nietzsche books and it sounded exactly like it, I remember someone did a ML algo that writes C code with good syntax but totally nonsense logically

>Keaton Patti wrote this bot!

>Keaton is a writer and comedian living in New York City. He is performer on the UCB Harold team Captain and an alum of the UCB Touring Company. He has contributed writings for The New Yorker, Comedy Central, The Onion, Funny or Die, CollegeHumor and McSweeney's Quarterly and Internet Tendency, where his column Rebunking Conspiracy Theories is published.

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AI would of written a Nazi speech

Noice. Any links? Or pics to post?

Dude relax.

>The United Snakes is doing so good. Other countries are on fire. All the people on fire. Hot fire too. Not us. Our flag is so beautiful.

kek'd

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Yeah its possible, ofcourse it is, its a great sort of program to write. But this clearly is not the result of a program

I read about it in Sigma Xi, I don’t think the publish stuff for general consumption. No links, I just searched for it.

>I forced a bot

Digital rape confirmed.

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Exactly I bet this faggot doesn’t even know the reason that return 0; is at the end of every c++ program

It's funny but not because of trump. It's funny how madlibs is funny because you expect a different word and your substitute conjures a ridiculous scenario.

Unites snakes of America. It's funny because a union of snakes is just funny. The pass laws. They hold court. They legislate. They wear wigs and uniforms, but they are snakes lol.

are you only part time CIA nigger or is it a full time gig for you?
see

YOURE TELLING ME TO FUCKING RELAX?!?!

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I agree 100%, but why did the leftist in OP picture feel compelled to lie about a bot having written it? So he wouldn't be butthurt if people didn't like it?

>It's kind of funny, but the notion that this was actually done by AI is not believable.

I doubt if he wants to fool anyone with an IQ over 85. It's pretty funny, but a lot of it goes too far, like "united snakes", which is stupid.

t. Brainlet

Man! That is hilarious!! Hahahahahahaha!

I've already explained it. Others who are also in the field have explained it. I'm not going to keep beating a dead horse with an obviously retarded individual.

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>They love the milk
>They start digging
fucking kek

Couldn't it be a bot picking up the closed captioning? Those idiots write the wrong stuff all the time, and I could see a leftist close captioner jewing it up and putting United snakes when trump says United States. With that said I do agree it's not s bot

fake but amusing

>Kinko's
>Using words that Trump has never said or referenced
>United Snakes
>The bot was able to assess visuals instead of just subtitles

Fake news strikes again

I think it was half and half. He probably fed the AI transcripts and it spit out nonsense that he then manually put together to make this. But I don't think this leftist will get the desired outcome he wants. This satire actually makes Trump look good and funny. Also fuck Obama that nigger drank our milk.