Hey boys found this today

Fucking gay shit. Why are we pandering to 0.001% of the population

can anyone else start funding childrens programming besides disney? this is getting retarded

Live action? So they're making a bunch of homos painted yellow and kneeling on all fours act out a children's cartoon?

Nobody seeing this deserves respect.

fucking this.

I can't read the news that day because everyone wants to annoy me with their "funny" April fools' articles.
I hate it so much.

Well, that's dumb from a money making POV.

What good is forcing Simba to be a faggot? From what I remember in the movie, if he were gay, he would have hakuna matata'd the rest of his life rather than answer the call to save the pridelands when Nala shows up. Sounds like a bad-end to me.

naala now identifies as male

At last. Some real representation. This is why you cishets need to be put down all the time. Denying the world true diversity.

And thus the circle of life ends. Thanks a lot, faggots.

Good I always wanted to fuck him and now he'll like it. All the 90's kids wanted to suck him off.

Lion Queen

>Simba
>Not Kovu being gay

Fuck Disney they made the wrong protag gay.

so no lioness on lioness action for me? feels bad desu

Lions have spiked penises meant to hook inside a lioness' vagina, which is designed to tolerate such abuse. I highly doubt a lion's rectal cavity has similar protection.

Fag lions make no sense.

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Shall we talk about Austria?

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Seems they weren't too happy with the responses their April fools’ joke generated.

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Makes sense cuz simba is black.

how far do i go?

Taking requests

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So Simba is gonna marry Scar?

Cringe, go to be zealot somewhere else

You don't deserve it

Thank you best China.

Niggers hate faggots.

Lion king is a kimba rip off anway.

(((Scar)))

They should have adapted Lion King 4 instead. The one where the British take over and start shipping off the animals to the caribbean to work as slaves.

youtube.com/watch?v=rR4GxURLbnI

Never really cared for the OG disney movies. Also, would it really be that hard to rustle their jimmies?

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Guess they aren't shooting for that lion king 2.

>live action remake
>entire cast is CGI animals
The absolute state of disney

BBC
Big Barbed Cock

but Lion King was always gay.

What happened to this cursed gay earth?

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And the lions pride ends after Simba. Seriously if Simba is gay then he should have just let Scar have all that pussy.

musicals are for faggots anyway

The ciiiiiiiiircle of kiiiiikes!

Faggots and niggers hate themselves so they have to see themselves in all of the classics that everyone grew up with to make it fair.

Nala btfo. Yeah go rub your lion clam on someone else, fuckin kalahari roastie slut

Gay lion sex has been documented to occur in the wild though, so it's not really that far off.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homosexual_behavior_in_animals

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Yall niggaz postin’ in a troll thread.

rule34 will do the job ;)

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And in yet another episode of Jow Forums is the most tedious and unenjoyable place on earth, the idiot users of this site fall for obvious bait.

Pink News is a well known fake news click bait site. This is a sourceless fake article designed to get clicks.

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>Simba uses timone as a fleshlight

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>gay sex scene of simba getting full-frontal cornholed on stage
>cast starts singing "circle of life"

cant wait for another franchise to die

dicksock*

> recycling old April fools jokes
But here's something a bit more real.

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force them to cast a gay black lion.

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Thats a female hyena you dumb fag

So?
Female hyenas have pseudo-penises

The poster obviously was retarded to think that its homo.

But sucking a girl's penis IS homo

It turns out homophobic, pedophobic transophobes couldn't handle 40 year old drag queens grooming their sons.

Subscribe now to the LGBT+ Newsletter.

pseudo-dick /=/ actual dick with real balls

Is this another one of those bullshit clickbait stories like Lando supposedly being pansexual?

You forgot a few parentheses faggot

Fuck that. This is going to red-pill so many people. Taking one of the most loved characters of all time and making him gay for.... WHAT?

We couldn’t have made them do a more effective job.

In other words, the royal line the film is all about restoring will end pretty fucking quickly. Nice.

yeah what the hell? I thought they were a couple.

So who is Simba going to be with during the iconic "can you feel the love tonight" scene? I guess Lion King 2 doesn't exist then.

A FtM transgender lion.

Who’s ready to watch this shit bomb, Disney hasn’t fucked with my favorite character and film yet, thank god.

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a faggot lion...

Simba was always a gay loser. Timone and Poomba are homos

And the song hakita matata is to make boys apathetic loosers.

You see affirmitive action isnt enough. They need affirmatice discrimination and self weeding garden theory to sufficiently displace the white male power structure. Thats why all male archetypes are loveable losers and "everything works out in the end".

By the time the boy grows up and realizes he was lied to its too late. The poison has already worked.

Sign me up.

I did. stopped supporting the entertainment industery. Do you have a netflix account? do you go to movies?

If you go see a Starwars movie or Marvel movie, you are still funding Gay lionking.

It is all a rip off of Kimba.

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Brainlets, get off my board.

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