HAPPENING ALERT!

HAPPENING ALERT!

ICELANDIC VOLCANO SET TO ERUPT ANY DAY NOW IN SUPERMASSIVE ERUPTION! IT'S HAPPENING IT'S HAPPENING!

icelandmag.is/article/new-study-confirms-monster-volcano-katla-charging-eruption

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>20 Kilotons of CO2 per fucking day

Muh global warming is caused by humans..

it id though, its cause by street shitters and chinkydinks

grand solar minimum is about to fuck our shit up.
waiting in hope for some yellowstone inferno

Take my manna, Volcano-chan

my huge cock is penetrating your tiny volcanogina, let her rip.

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>usualy happens every 40-80 years
>happened once in the 20th century

Not a fucking happening you retard

global warming is what happens when you forget to take your poo to the loo

all that poo just festers out on the street, heating up like tar, and making the environment hot

remember to never poo outside of a loo, all of our butts are weapons of mass destruction

>Just recover from a severe financial crisis
>Get blown out of the water by hot magma

Neat.

Humanity releases 40 billion tons a year so 109 megatons a day retard

Wow, right before midterm elections
What a cohencidence

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>Nuclear winter
>Niggers freeze to death
Wtf I love global catastrophes now

good now fuck off

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Let the planet be incased in a layer of ash and block out the sun so all the trash of mankind die off. Let the strongest survive.

Neat. Another Gimli Glider is about to happen.

The only problem with Global Warming is our countries are going to let all the niggers in when they start frying.

HAHAHAHA, no, you superfaggot, Katla isn't some super volcano, it's like all volcanos in Iceland, it shoots its load in slow and steady sputters because the viscous crust below can't maintain high pressures like in Yosemite Park area

It going to erupt and cause no damage (maybe some roads).

I hope it takes out some competing Crytpo Miners!

>it shoots its load in slow and steady sputters
for you

PLEASE BRING IN THE ICE AGE
>PLEASE BRING IN THE ICE AGE

PLEASE BRING IN THE ICE AGE
>PLEASE BRING IN THE ICE AGE

PLEASE BRING IN THE ICE AGE
>PLEASE BRING IN THE ICE AGE

PLEASE BRING IN THE ICE AGE
>PLEASE BRING IN THE ICE AGE

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>Iceland about to blow up
Good, I fucking hate those whitewalkers, all degenerate, related by blood cucks.

IT WILL HAPPEN WHEN THE WEATHER COOLS