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Jimmy Dean > *

>HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
? What the fuck is funny about this, you autistic faggot?

That pink means their cheap as fuck.

It already does contain plastic in small amounts. This is just an abnormally large amount. No one cares when it’s milligrams over years, but they care when it’s one gram in a day ;)

they are also disgusting and dont cook up right

>eating processed meat ever

Straight beef, chicken, and fish for me

I get the ones that are even cheaper (Walmart brand) and they cook just fine

It says "Made with Premium Cuts of Pork" right on the package, you fools.

Fucking Jews trying to disparage an American pork tradition.

>Made with Premium Cuts of plastic

that anybody would buy bob evans brand anything

Just like your girlfriend, friendo.

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Mmm blastic

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Why the fuck not make your own sausages?
Nothing tastes batter than homemade.

>eating sausage when scrapple exists

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It's probably all that plastic

This is god tier
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cretons

The French Canadian answer to pork love.

How can you tell the gender though?

everybody knows you have to cook your plastic in Chinese style sewer oil

ftfy

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HAHHAHA nice...now add a little sticker: Warning, may contain pork

Doesn't most meat contain literal shit anyway?

the pink is the pork fat?

tfw jews were right about food
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Made with X doesn't equate to only contains X.

You'll see garbage food that says "made with real X" and it only contains 1% X.

Oh wow because when I called those fsggots up and said there is clearly plastic in my sausage they sent my call to a consultant and they reminded me that lying is a crime and they’ll prosecute me. No return phone call. No apology. I hope the company dies quickly. Also I called 2 months ago so whatever that’s worth

>fat
onions, collagen, skin paste etc

Genius.

lmao

Huh, I thought you mutts ate shit. Turns out you actually eat...shit.

I'll just leave this here

news.bbc.co.uk/2/shared/bsp/hi/pdfs/14_03_13_finalbottled.pdf

>Tested 259 individual bottles from 27 different lots across 11 brands
>93% of bottled water showed some sign of microplastic contamination
>Average of 10.4 microplastic particles >100 um per liter of bottled water

just about all plastic packaging has a large amount of of milli,micro,nano -scale plastic particulates.

a little more plastic and all of a sudden everyone freaks out

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Notice anything wrong with this image? This is the food we Americans are fed.

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is 47k pounds alot of met

>no artificial flavors

I can't claim to be certain that I understand what artificial means anymore

Look closer.

i have water filters though

>Fucking Jews trying to disparage an American pork tradition.
This. Appeasing the Muslims, trying to get Sharia in USA.

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The "prepared cheese product" part? That shit is literally basically plastic.

Yep. It's not even real cheese! And people eat this shit all the time.

we dont do that here

Sorry but they add BPA as an ingredient.

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Now you wish your biggest problems were german cars faking exhaust emission data

>buying german cars

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perfect

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its not plastic its pretty much cheese its one of the oldest massed produced foods we have. Theyre not great but theyre good for like a ham sandwich and shit

>funny
Why is it funny?
Animals were killed to provide that meat, and now it goes to waste.

Some idiot in production probably dropped a bucket or a scraper or something, and instead of admitting to it and isolating the contaminated meat, they have very little idea so they have to recall a large amount.

There are no laughs anywhere to be found

Only white subhumans would eat the meat of an animal that washes itself in mud.

I mean... it does make a pretty good grilled "cheese"

but that's about it

Yeah, Infedels, choke on your pork may allah smite you haha fk u mother last night with my brown pork haha

Isn't this shit just milk and coagulent anyway? It's infinitely inferior in taste to stuff like Comté or Gruyère but still seems quite straight forward saturated with fat cheese.

dude, make it with real cheese. not even comparable.

It is real cheese it was originally developed in Switzerland then Mr. Kraft adopted the recipe in the United States.

Kraft singles are shit but that doesnt mean deli bought American cheese is bad. All American cheese is is cheese that has had some additives that are found commonly in other foods.

seriouseats.com/2016/07/whats-really-in-american-cheese.html

Honestly you all sound like bicker bluepilled women sobbing about the holocaust it doesnt take brain power to research American Cheese and be able to tell the difference between Kraft shit vs better made A. Cheese. Sodium Citrate is a very common and popular emulsifier agent which is what makes American cheese nice and gooey as it melts. This why it’s referred to as “plastic” because it fits the technical scientific definition of plastic being a malleable substance. Sodium Citrate cooking is also a subgenre of its own in Youtube cooking vids. Now stop freaking out over nothing.

t. /ck/

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Semite detected.

You mean Tennessee Pride

I unironically buy these tho

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>when the foreign packaging is more patriotic than the domestic

why are we even here? just to suffer?

yes

In the An-Cap paradise of China, they sell plastic rice. Also gutter oil.

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