>You’ve done everything you can to avoid the toxic, angry tweets. You don’t tune into his rallies. You avoid listening to him in interviews. But now, as of this month, Donald Trump can reach out and personally text you. Because why should there be any sanctity left in this world?
>Next Thursday, the Federal Emergency Management Agency (FEMA) will conduct its first test of a system that allows the president to send texts messages directly to our phones. Over 200 mobile carriers are participating which means that, yes, you’ll very likely get a text
This is unacceptable! Drumph is going to abuse the FEMA emergency button and make it into his twitter feed .. no, just no.
>Many suggested that now might be a good time to destroy your phones altogether. Others seemed extremely skeptical that the president wouldn’t abuse his newfound privilege. Some weren’t particularly confident that Trump would be able to provide useful information, even if it was in an emergency situation.
Dominic Long
Hope he does this shit at like 3 am
Juan King
>Trump will be able to shitpost directly into the phones of every American on the continent
>4am >*beep beep* >*new text message has arrived* >"No collusion! No obstruction! Witch hunt! SAD!"
Adrian Edwards
>done everything you can to avoid the toxic, angry tweets >still spend 24/7 obsessing over his racism, sexism, misogyny, islamophobia, homophobia, and bigotry
The absolute state of libtards
Mason Brooks
Imagine a world where you wake up to the sweet sound of our president texting our phones. I could even set a special ring tone just for him. Surprises let me know he cares.
>However, there’s a stipulation that says the system cannot be used for anything other than “a natural disaster, act of terrorism, or other man-made disaster or threat to public safety.” That means that we shouldn’t receive any messages from Trump screaming about witch hunts (which would be just a few notches worse than getting a 2am “u up” text).
>Texts the John copypasta to every liberal every 6 hours for a week
Terrific!
Christopher Parker
I mean what is the difference between that and an amber alert lmao. it seems bad but overall if it saves lives its worth it
Dylan Thompson
kek
Hunter Phillips
because they are. that and all ads are, both online and offline. all those fags got jobs as "muh marketing directors"
Connor Morgan
#DonaldDumpYourPhone
If we're going to receive text messages from Drumph then we must protest and boycott the people allowing this to happen! I just threw my iPhone into the toilet and flushed it down. Posting the video on Twitter as we speak.
>Cuck Bloomberg thinks he can out do me as president >I'm richer and fucked his wife, and in response he tried to ban soda >Is that really who you want as your President?
The only real difference is that you can turn off Amber Alerts but presidential alerts will always get through. But this is nothing new. The capability has been there for years, it's just the first time it is being tested now.
Jeremiah Martinez
i just hope they get it right and don't send the number so you can't blacklist it liberals will go fucking nuclear with Trump shitposting at 4 in the morning
